The good thing about dating after age 40 is that literally nothing that happened before age 39 is remotely embarrassing to anyone anymore.
The good thing about dating after age 40 is that literally nothing that happened before age 39 is remotely embarrassing to anyone anymore.
Dirty thirties, fuck it forties.
"I didn't drink alcohol until I was 23." "Great! I didn't lose my virginity until 25." "Awesome!"
"I didn't discover assplay and use vibrating egg butt plugs until 32."