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despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi

jun 11, 2025, 6:09 pm • 4,985 1,588

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jun 12, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view

Task Manager is That Bitch™️

jun 11, 2025, 7:29 pm • 5 0 • view

Always liked tumblr!

jun 11, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view

heritage of humanity type posts being made there every day

jun 11, 2025, 9:09 pm • 189 37 • view

This feels like Macbeth but for computer software

jun 12, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view

I read this in Laszlo’s (What We Do In The Shadows) voice. “SIM-I-TAHR?”

jun 14, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view

nothing gets me more than anthropomorphized computer stuff 😭 @alt-text.bsky.social

jun 11, 2025, 6:11 pm • 6 0 • view

I'm thinking the Task Manager is more a cat of nines sort of gal:D

jun 11, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view

Oh, she's definitely a cat gal

jun 12, 2025, 4:02 am • 7 0 • view

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bill-blake-fans-anonymous Follow there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar 20,184 notes D D 7

jun 11, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view

these have all been posted within the last month btw. the well is never dry

@squaresaw: So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

jun 12, 2025, 1:08 am • 227 33 • view

Dreaming of electric sheep.

jun 12, 2025, 9:18 am • 0 0 • view

ngl I was expecting this to be a story from the deer's perspective in the No One Knows music video

jun 12, 2025, 11:06 am • 1 0 • view

Like This reads like a folktale

jun 12, 2025, 7:37 am • 8 0 • view

i don't want to become The Tumblr Post Girl but also there are so many of these all the time

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

jun 16, 2025, 5:24 pm • 10 1 • view

@ajb66613.bsky.social Tumblr lol

jun 12, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view

Deep Thought 7.5 million years later.... 42

jun 11, 2025, 6:58 pm • 2 0 • view

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jun 11, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view

Nobody goes to Tumblr...

jun 12, 2025, 8:50 am • 0 0 • view

I think the posts in this thread are what keep people away lol

jun 12, 2025, 12:01 pm • 2 0 • view

i am always tempted to make an account there when i see posts like this, but deep down i don't know if i can really hoop with those cats. absurd posting talent

jun 11, 2025, 6:46 pm • 2 0 • view