The war on Christmas os real and will continue for as long as Christmas occupies Thanksgiving. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The war on Christmas os real and will continue for as long as Christmas occupies Thanksgiving. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Christmas will honor a ceasefire but only if Thanksgiving cedes the entire month of September and Christmas music is played in all stores from January 1 thru December 25. Otherwise all turkeys will be kidnapped and raised as elves.
Halloween has entered the chat.
Ack. There are already little pumpkins in a big bin at the grocery store.