Hahaha jk the bucket of water is my phone at the bottom of the sand pit that is my miserable job and the ocean is the opportunity for more fulfilling work that I passed up on because I was afraid to take risks after being burned in the past. We're in full existential crisis mode here today, folks!

Also the villagers jeering at me to debase myself for their entertainment are just LinkedIn posters.

LinkedIn taunting you like “cmoooon tell us what you learned about b2b SaaS sales from Woman in the Dunes”

"Talk in 23 short sentences, one line each, about those automated rejection letters and we'll send the bots to upvote and tell you how good of a point you made!"

Here’s my thoughtful review

We know that George Lucas was a fan of Japanese cinema based on Kurosawa’s influence on Star Wars and I think that this might've been an origin for Anakin's very specific sand hate in the prequels.

I’d believe it

...I might get in trouble for doing this but I've got enough movie nerd coworkers that I might be able to get away with it.