Instead of Alligator Alcatraz, I think it should be named Mara-Gulago. With stringy, carp-lipped, silicon boobed Trumpettes manning the gates…. STDs stumbling around in stilettos.
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My vote is for “Alligator Auschwitz”.
jul 4, 2025, 11:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Concentration Camp. Just call it what it is. Calling it a cutesy name "disguises" what it is. (Kind of like, in my area, when they are "culling" deer. Call it what it is: killing deer because people complain about them eating their plants.) Concentration Camp!!
jul 5, 2025, 12:02 am • 4 0 • view
Call it what it is. CONCENTRATION CAMP NUMBER 1.
jul 4, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I nominate you for Secretary of Naming Rights.
jul 4, 2025, 11:35 pm • 5 0 • view
Carp-lipped. I’m stealing that.
jul 4, 2025, 12:33 pm • 7 0 • view
I’m honoured. Thanks.
jul 4, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Alligator Auschwitz is even better.
jul 4, 2025, 11:34 pm • 5 0 • view
Little Auschwitz, Florida
jul 4, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Alligator Auschwitz has also been suggested
jul 5, 2025, 4:35 am • 0 0 • view
Alligator Auschwitz
jul 4, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I can’t. Auschwitz shouldn’t be compared with anything.
jul 4, 2025, 9:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Fully agree.
jul 5, 2025, 10:38 am • 1 0 • view
Please just call it a concentration camp. I think assigning a moniker normalizes the fact that it exists.
jul 5, 2025, 12:20 am • 3 0 • view
I am sick of R's cute name for a concentration camp Trumps CAMP OCHOPEE "Where No One Knows Who Comes or Goes" -No Due Process. ANY BODY can be deported or "lost" -Built at an Airport in Florida -Gator Guards Hurricanes Flooding Heat -Meme coin exemptions -Easy access for Kosplay Kabinet photo ops
jul 4, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Zing!!!💥
jul 5, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
Excellent! We shouldn’t be using their words anyway. They’re selling merch with that shit, we’re looking to tell the truth
jul 5, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
Just had similar thought Mar a Largo 2nd
jul 5, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
I've always called it Mar A Lardo, but I like your idea too.
jul 5, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
Hahaha good one!
jul 5, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 0 • view
Alligator Auschwitz, but the rest, ok.
jul 5, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view
Will the ovens have chandeliers
jul 5, 2025, 4:06 am • 1 0 • view
"Mara-Gulago." Tripple word score!!
jul 4, 2025, 10:52 pm • 5 0 • view
Lol! Thanks!
jul 4, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Kristi could cosplay as a gator hunter.
jul 4, 2025, 2:01 pm • 2 0 • view
I much prefer Alligator Auschwitz.
jul 4, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I can’t do that. Auschwitz should never be compared to anything else. It was a singular horror in and unto itself….
jul 4, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Good point but the question is just how far is the United States from that.
jul 5, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
Good one! The spirits of the warriors will take revenge on ICE!
jul 5, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
Sounds about right Hope that place “self disassembles” and the detainees go free.
jul 4, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I like the way you think!
jul 5, 2025, 2:26 am • 2 0 • view
I think we should all stop using Trump’s branding or cute alternatives. It is Concentration Camp Trump I.
jul 5, 2025, 12:22 am • 5 0 • view
I'm going with The DeSantis-Trump Commemorative Concentration Camp.
jul 5, 2025, 3:32 am • 0 0 • view
I will not unsee that
jul 5, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
Lol ❤️
jul 5, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Aliigator Austwichz
jul 4, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 5, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
Staffed by baboons would be better as their rear ends look nicer than the faces of the Trumpettes.
jul 5, 2025, 12:25 am • 3 0 • view
Love your description of the women surrounding Trump, very funny!
jul 5, 2025, 12:08 am • 2 0 • view
I just had that conversation with an employee yesterday. How can anyone think that look is attractive? They are stepford mannequins.
jul 5, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view
Maralago itself should be renamed in English. Henceforth: Sea-to-Lake. Meh.
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jul 4, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
You have the gift of poetry. Use it wisely.
jul 5, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
Manning?
jul 4, 2025, 12:10 pm • 1 0 • view
What is a manning?
jul 5, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 4, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view