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I told you when you wrote the ad that there's no "e" in "barista", but, you just said "leave it as it is, people will think it's funny". Well, now look where that got us.

Big Vic Tayback energy

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And with my Like, we both date ourselves.

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I think it's cute but naïve in this economy for that bear to open an ice cream shop.

I for one will be very disappointed If this doesn't become one of the most popular profile pics on grindr

@themattross.bsky.social

Getting to be a bear can’t even open a Late Night Ice Cream shop without getting hassled by the Sheriff!

No bears allowed

I have solid, documented, proof of all my movements and I was nowhere near that address at that time.

Is that an Altec speaker?

"Can I pet that bear?" (IFKYK)

You check in your rule book. Bet you won't find anything that says a bear can't work behind the counter.

"WE'RE CLOSED" also: live cams of the salmon run www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-E...

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Let him have ice cream!

Seeking a competitive edge for Fat Bear Week! 🐻🍦 www.nps.gov/katm/learn/f...

Good to see the bear was unharmed. Although, if that was an unarmed black man, things might've been different.

That look on the bear’s face. Like: well, which flavor already?

"Excuse me, do you have an bear claws?"

INNOCENT

There is no law saying a bear can’t own an ice cream shop.

Just an innocent employee. Leave her/him alone.

Who doesn’t want ice cream in August?

Nice detail.

applies to so many things in that picture!

"I recommend the strawbeary"

Who is scooping? Oh my God! BEAR IS SCOOPING! How can that BE?!

@gailsimone.bsky.social deserves treats, too!

damn. the economy is so bad that even bears are taking a second job

Who took it? The paywall makes it impossible for me to see the photographer credit.

It is credited to El Dorado County Sheriff’s Office

@tonydowler.bsky.social for your tavern generator ⬆️

I love that!

@hawaiianpunch.bsky.social important

“I know this isn’t a pastry shop but… Do you have any bear claws?”

The “DO NOT touch” sign makes this a masterpiece.

I scream you scream We all scream When bears serve the ice cream

Yeah we’re out a mint chip! I’m sorry! Yeah it’s cuz I ate the whole cylinder!

Is living your best life a crime now? HAVE WE ALL GONE MAD?

Proposal:

Wow. Acted more civilised than many people: "The bear didn’t cause much property damage and there was also very little cleanup required."

The bear must be doing a good job, they've had no customer complaints.

Ah, what do you mean you are out of both honey AND jelly?

Say what you will, but he serves the finest damned cup of coffee in El Dorado County.

Humans couldn't fix the ice cream machine, bear steps in. Nature finds a way.

Everybody's picking up extra shifts to make ends meet

Someone needs to photoshop a little hat and apron on him!

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So cute in the little hat!

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"May I help you?" Perfect!

AI won't take our jobs, but perhaps a well mannered bears might. 🤔😎

I knew this reminded me of something

"Taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working for a living!"

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I am sorry to have to tell you, we are all out of ice cream. We just had a big rush. -the Bear

Needed a little something.

Perfection.

@onegoldensun.dissky.com

Whoa!!

cool, cool

Idk what the big deal is, work is work.

how does he work the scoop

Reverse Goldilocks

Deputy deserves credit for that photo

Up there with perhaps the greatest beasts-where-they-shouldn't-be pic of all time

Edward Hopper meets Marlin Perkins.

Wonder if this is what he was having …

He needs one of those paper hats

This economy is tough on everyone.

A bear Sunday or a bear sundae?

Is it being paid union rates?

s’up

WHADDAYA WANT GOT NO MORE HONEYCOMB FLAVOUR

Sweet Heist! OOF!

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'DO NOT TOUCH!!'