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Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org

I give it three months.

Eric Greenspan, chef for the Tesla Diner: @Tesla Diner open from now until forever He shows an awful looking egg sandwich.
jul 24, 2025, 2:42 am • 55 1

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Joe Jinis 🇺🇦 @joejinis.bsky.social

No thanks, at all.

jul 24, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
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whatchaknooow.bsky.social @whatchaknooow.bsky.social

Three? That's pretty generous of you😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

jul 24, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jœy AF @joeyaguafresca.bsky.social

It’s this emoji 🤮

jul 24, 2025, 2:47 am • 4 0 • view
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Anadarko @anadarkocapital.bsky.social

Does anyone have food health inspectors toppling the Tesla house of cards on their bingo card?

jul 24, 2025, 2:53 am • 7 0 • view
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Jœy AF @joeyaguafresca.bsky.social

jul 24, 2025, 2:54 am • 3 0 • view
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James Pirruccello 🌉 @jamespirruccello.com

Inside this box is a cybertruck collision passenger simulator.

jul 24, 2025, 2:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social

Do they flame grill the burgers over the burning cybertricks?

jul 24, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org

You’d think Elon Musk could afford to hire a food stylist, but guess not.

jul 24, 2025, 2:43 am • 14 0 • view
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Jœy AF @joeyaguafresca.bsky.social

This is the company whose cars couldn’t hold their diapers on their arses following a light rainfall

jul 24, 2025, 2:44 am • 3 0 • view
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Jœy AF @joeyaguafresca.bsky.social

Everyone affiliated with this smarmy operation smells like a roll of nickels. At best

jul 24, 2025, 2:46 am • 4 0 • view
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Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org

I mean this is very basic restaurant business concepts. Even trashy shitholes know you hire a food stylist to ensure the food doesn’t resemble baby vomit.

jul 24, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Metro North @metronorthcapital.bsky.social

Everything he does is chintzy. Half-assing your vanity projects when you’re the world’s richest man is embarrassing.

jul 24, 2025, 2:53 am • 12 1 • view
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Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org

All of this shit keeps proving to me that Elon Musk is completely illiquid.

jul 24, 2025, 2:54 am • 7 0 • view
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ninjanik.bsky.social @ninjanik.bsky.social

He cuts too many corners. It’s in his nature to do so

jul 24, 2025, 2:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Landon Matt 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @pacothetaco115.bsky.social

It's going to start looking like a Waffle House soon. It's open 24 hours lol.

jul 25, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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A. E. Neumann @homie1.bsky.social

jul 24, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Loren Heinold @lorenheinold.bsky.social

Unless it gets an injection from SpaceX

jul 24, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view
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ipsin.bsky.social @ipsin.bsky.social

Is that supposed to be a little casket?

jul 24, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org

I believe that’s the nickname for the CyberTruck, yes

jul 24, 2025, 2:53 am • 3 0 • view
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craigdrobb.bsky.social @craigdrobb.bsky.social

What the fuck is that?!

jul 24, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Secret Hotelier @thesecrethotelier.bsky.social

He was an “expert” on an episode of Bar Rescue

jul 24, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view