Behaviores Report: 80%goode, 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve, 10% knockt SO MANNY ThENGS off of tabbil, 5% got my tale in Dades spagbetty
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Haha so funny 😹
aug 12, 2025, 10:19 am • 1 0 • view
Gonzo, sweetie… you put the wrong end in Dades spagbetty Better luck next time
aug 12, 2025, 5:08 am • 8 0 • view
This is now my favourite picture of Gonzo 🥹
aug 12, 2025, 3:51 pm • 4 0 • view
SO MANY THINGS 👍 you must have resplendent tail. Swish swish.
aug 12, 2025, 4:41 am • 11 0 • view
They haven’t recognized your creeping move to claim that table as your own! Nothing else allowed. Gonzo’s determined face says so
aug 12, 2025, 10:36 am • 1 0 • view
Hellocobbers are for everyone but I do have to admit I do not like tails in my spagbetty or eyescream
aug 12, 2025, 5:32 am • 1 0 • view
"yah, what of it?"
aug 12, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view
spagbetty looool 😄
aug 12, 2025, 7:43 am • 1 0 • view
corgradulashion baad caate
aug 12, 2025, 4:40 pm • 4 0 • view
NOT the spaghetti!!! 😱 Welp, let’s focus on the +80
aug 12, 2025, 6:03 am • 4 0 • view
Still a B minus!
aug 12, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
A very busy day!! To be fair, today was a very knock-thengs-off-a-tabbil day
aug 12, 2025, 7:22 am • 1 0 • view
Nobuddy is purrfeck. ♥️
aug 13, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds about on par for this heavy weekend.
aug 12, 2025, 7:35 am • 1 0 • view
Oh my goodness! You are just a rascal tonight. Although, I can’t blame you for tail shenanigans. Those things have a mind of their own. 😁
aug 12, 2025, 6:42 am • 4 0 • view
Is spagbetty tale a new crimb? Way to go!
aug 12, 2025, 12:52 pm • 5 0 • view
Yah
aug 12, 2025, 7:00 pm • 5 0 • view
I apoligise for my part in this bsky.app/profile/kitt...
aug 12, 2025, 10:17 am • 2 0 • view
They call me tale’o’spagbetty
aug 12, 2025, 5:12 am • 2 0 • view
😄
aug 12, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
10000% cute!! ❤️
aug 12, 2025, 7:50 am • 1 0 • view
Dade shold not puttings spagbetty ware Gonzo tale goings!
aug 12, 2025, 10:33 pm • 7 0 • view
Dade shouldn't put his spagbetty where your tale needs to be! I struck that crime from the record :)
aug 12, 2025, 5:15 am • 8 0 • view
But tails and spaghetti are easy to confuse.
aug 12, 2025, 5:25 am • 6 0 • view
I guess. Dades can be a bit stupid sometimes :)
aug 12, 2025, 5:28 am • 5 0 • view
Gonz taking care of business over here.
aug 12, 2025, 11:00 am • 1 0 • view
Yoo wuz jus checking grabbity, seesonink spagbetty, and hellocobber shelve is inevitable
aug 12, 2025, 5:58 am • 4 0 • view
A banner day. Sounds like you had many funs!
aug 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 4 0 • view
Ooo, but spagbetty is tasty, even with a little cat hair in it.
aug 12, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
Youz ok Gonz? Youz lookin peest off!
aug 12, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
His beans are sweaty, knees weak, his slappers ready To knock saltenpebber shakirs on the flore, so deadly There's marinara on his tale already, Dade’s spagbetty He’s nervous but the hellocobber shelve is steady
aug 12, 2025, 11:01 am • 5 0 • view
Not the spagbetty!
aug 12, 2025, 4:34 am • 7 0 • view
Well dun!
aug 12, 2025, 2:19 pm • 3 0 • view
What a wild, day Gonzo! Any ragerts?
aug 12, 2025, 4:59 am • 7 0 • view
Nop none
aug 12, 2025, 5:00 am • 16 0 • view
How was the spaghetti?
aug 12, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
✋ way to go
aug 12, 2025, 5:07 am • 7 0 • view
Pazta al Gonzo ... yumz!
aug 12, 2025, 4:38 am • 26 0 • view
This is an AWESOME behaviour report! But Mom and Dad need to stop setting you up 🧐 -no things on table! -Dad KNEW what he was doing with that spagbetty 🤨 -we all know the hellocobber shelf is your arch nemesis. Mom and Dad set you up for that crime!
aug 12, 2025, 4:40 am • 16 0 • view
Tail in dad’s spaghetti is a funny cat crimb.
aug 12, 2025, 4:39 am • 29 1 • view
Goodness me, you have been VERY busy, Gonzo 😂🥰🐈🧡
aug 12, 2025, 8:27 am • 1 0 • view
Oh, wat a day! Well, yuoe did 80% good, sew iz a gud report!!
aug 12, 2025, 5:49 pm • 6 0 • view
Oops, it's a night in the cells for you, kiddo!
aug 12, 2025, 9:02 am • 6 0 • view
Oopies, Gonzo, yoo hadda hellov a day! Yoor tale in Dades spagbetty is sheer mismanajment!
aug 12, 2025, 5:43 am • 3 0 • view
What was Dad thinking leaving his spagbetty where your tail could reach it! Not your fault at all!
aug 12, 2025, 4:55 am • 5 0 • view
What a busy Gonzo! I love that your tale was in Dades dinner.🤣🧡🥰
aug 12, 2025, 5:21 am • 3 0 • view
I’d move the tale in Dade’s spagbettyover to the goode side.
aug 12, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
I feel like the end of the post was about to turn into an Eminem song
aug 12, 2025, 4:58 am • 23 0 • view
“Ope there goes gravity” (remote drops the the floor)
aug 12, 2025, 5:01 am • 22 1 • view
And the beat goes on (crash, bang, boom)
aug 12, 2025, 5:53 am • 7 0 • view
Omg yes. Palms are sweaty / knees weak / arms are heavy / got my tale in Dades spagbetty Gonzo's pottery is great, so I suppose rap is a natural progression for him.
aug 12, 2025, 6:26 am • 9 0 • view
Hahahaha I can picture it. While wearing a beret and smoking a little (fake) cigarette.
aug 12, 2025, 3:11 pm • 4 0 • view
There's dinner on his tale already, Dade's spagbetti
aug 12, 2025, 6:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Yes! 🍝
aug 12, 2025, 6:53 pm • 2 0 • view
tail yumny tho nowe
aug 12, 2025, 6:20 am • 3 0 • view
Listen, spagbetty tail is way better than poop tail. Ask Sploot how our whole house knows this. (I wonder if @itsflanoy.bsky.social’s house knows this for the same reason: young cat with big floof tail.)
aug 12, 2025, 6:45 am • 2 0 • view
Stoopid tale. 🤭
aug 12, 2025, 6:09 am • 2 0 • view
But why was the spaghetti there in the first place? Makes you wonder.
aug 12, 2025, 4:34 am • 13 0 • view
Perfect photo!
aug 12, 2025, 4:37 am • 14 0 • view
Gazongo, it sounds like you were simply ungovernable today! Well done! 😼🧡 And based on the look on your face, you don't regret it at all. 😹🧡
aug 12, 2025, 4:43 am • 15 0 • view
What a run!
aug 12, 2025, 1:26 pm • 1 0 • view
None of that sounds bad to me 😂
aug 12, 2025, 4:48 am • 7 0 • view
That sounds like a goob day to us!!!
aug 13, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
One of the best posts!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
aug 12, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
I’ve seen how that tail behaves. I’m not sure the spaghetti thing was entirely your fault, to be fair.
aug 12, 2025, 4:35 am • 56 0 • view
This is true. We all know Gonzo has very little control over that tail.
aug 12, 2025, 6:21 am • 13 0 • view
Busy guy, busy day
aug 12, 2025, 4:34 am • 9 0 • view
Wow, Gonzo! In that 20% “not goode” report, you really maximized the chaos—surely THAT is an accomplishment?!
aug 12, 2025, 7:03 pm • 4 0 • view
Gracious, Gonz. Tough day.
aug 12, 2025, 8:41 am • 1 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 5:23 am • 6 0 • view
Spagbetty tale is no fun! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😺😺😺😺😺
aug 12, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
Sound liek an lotte uv funne! Gud jawb 😊
aug 12, 2025, 2:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Wow, that's a busy day! You need some extra treats and a good long nap.
aug 12, 2025, 5:22 am • 4 0 • view
The tale in dade's spagbetty must have been a mistake. Also, that really made me laugh.
aug 12, 2025, 4:36 am • 20 0 • view
It was a new “crimb”.
aug 12, 2025, 5:47 am • 14 0 • view
I thenk it's timb to consider tha Gonz's tale a seprit entuty from tha Gonz himselve...
aug 12, 2025, 6:34 am • 5 0 • view
Busy day!
aug 12, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought you're s'posed to get things in momb's spagbetty
aug 12, 2025, 6:35 am • 2 0 • view
And not a single raegret on that face! #NoRaegretz!
aug 12, 2025, 5:04 am • 3 0 • view
How manny thengs gonzo? 👀
aug 12, 2025, 11:53 am • 1 0 • view
You were pretty busy!!! Not your fault about the spagbetty, that’s on Dade.
aug 12, 2025, 1:27 pm • 3 0 • view
Your tail became a giant noodle!
aug 12, 2025, 10:38 am • 2 0 • view
Sounds like a pasta perfect day to me 😹😹😹😹 🍝🍝🍝
aug 12, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
sounds like a most productive day 🐾😺😸😹
aug 12, 2025, 9:17 am • 22 0 • view
Datz okayze Gonz weze allze havez a bitze of an “off” day on occasionze! 🤗But evenz on yourz off dayze you hitz 80purrcent which iz better den lotz of people on dere “good” daze! 😹😹😸
aug 12, 2025, 11:24 am • 6 0 • view
Mmmmm, spagbetty tale! Yummy
aug 12, 2025, 4:43 am • 6 0 • view
INNOCENT
aug 12, 2025, 3:59 pm • 6 0 • view
Most excellent! What a fun filled day. Glad somebody is still checking gravity is still working.
aug 12, 2025, 4:41 am • 16 0 • view
Wow! Are you practicing for @kelskels06.bsky.social ‘s birthday?
aug 12, 2025, 6:01 am • 3 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 4:56 am • 2 0 • view
Sometimes you got to live a little
aug 12, 2025, 5:32 am • 3 0 • view
Hitting on all cylinders!
aug 12, 2025, 4:45 am • 7 0 • view
I see no crimbs here...
aug 12, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
😻😻
aug 12, 2025, 5:06 am • 2 0 • view
gondzo wer dades pasgettees on yours tabal? becoz if the it wer is hims own falt! and how menni of nockt off thengs wer yours tales falt? hmmm.....
aug 12, 2025, 4:49 am • 18 0 • view
Thankfully, you're here to ask the real questions, Emmie.
aug 12, 2025, 8:13 am • 8 0 • view
Stubid tale!
aug 12, 2025, 6:37 am • 1 0 • view
Did spaghettti tale taste gud?
aug 12, 2025, 8:09 am • 11 0 • view
Oh no not the pasta tail Gonzbo
aug 13, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
Won't anyone think of the... ...pastabilities? ... I'll see myself out.
aug 13, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
Be ungovernable
aug 12, 2025, 4:42 am • 6 0 • view
Adventoors! Dade prolly shoode keep spagbetty owt frum tale ranche!
aug 12, 2025, 5:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Good job Dades didn't bite off a bit out your tale Gonzo!
aug 12, 2025, 6:11 am • 2 0 • view
GONZO! My goodness, what a busy day you had!
aug 12, 2025, 3:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Do better tomorrow, Sweetie.😌
aug 12, 2025, 4:33 am • 5 0 • view
I really think your tale should get its own behaviores report. That thing has a mind of its own!
aug 12, 2025, 4:40 am • 38 0 • view
Call it good
aug 12, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Tail is not your fault! It is well established that the thing has a mind of its own
aug 12, 2025, 4:50 am • 9 0 • view
Great catting 😻
aug 12, 2025, 4:35 am • 6 0 • view
We are sending in the cational guard!! A crime spree has occurred! Crimes against spagbetty will not be tolerated!
aug 12, 2025, 3:25 pm • 5 1 • view
😂😂😂🫶🏽
aug 12, 2025, 2:38 pm • 1 0 • view
But surely the tail is not your fault?
aug 13, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
Oh, boy! You bin busy, Gonz! 🥰
aug 12, 2025, 4:54 am • 2 0 • view
100% pawesome
aug 12, 2025, 4:34 am • 4 0 • view
I was rooting for you until you got to the spaghetti incident. I've just thrown all the pasta in my house out after getting that word picture.
aug 13, 2025, 3:12 am • 1 0 • view
Stoopid tale strikes again!
aug 12, 2025, 12:42 pm • 2 0 • view
all good crimbes congrats gonzor
aug 12, 2025, 4:33 am • 14 0 • view
Enny ragretties abowt spagbettees? Waht other than ramotes did yoo knokoff tabbil?
aug 12, 2025, 6:41 am • 5 0 • view
Pappir towels, saltanpebbee skakirs also i chandged tha channels
aug 12, 2025, 8:08 am • 18 0 • view
Wee havnt properly inrtoducd ourselfs. Wee ar Orion and Smoky and our speshalty is pappir towl shred and turning on "caret browser" onn compyuter makkin mome SO MADD
aug 12, 2025, 1:24 pm • 7 0 • view
Hahah tah i hav done the olde carrot bowser trik before myselve, its an goode one!
aug 12, 2025, 6:57 pm • 4 0 • view
Ooh do u no abowt developerr toolz? Thats alzo afun one to mess things up. Pro tipp.
aug 12, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Whoa. Impressive.
aug 12, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Just one of those days I guess. But ya gotta have the occasional bad days to really show off those great days!
aug 12, 2025, 8:04 am • 3 0 • view
What a great day you had! 😃
aug 12, 2025, 1:42 pm • 2 0 • view
What a great day!
aug 12, 2025, 6:26 am • 3 0 • view
Has anyone informed @kelskels06.bsky.social yet that we have a hilarious new crimb? Honestly though Gonz, I'm surprised you didn't try to eat it. My brother has to tie the lid onto the pan when he cooks spagbetty because his cat will steal it given any chance.
aug 12, 2025, 6:34 am • 9 0 • view
I love the new crime 😊 Extra % back to Gonzo because he spelled “spagbetty” perfectly! 😉♥️
aug 12, 2025, 11:58 am • 8 0 • view
SO MANNY ThENGS
aug 12, 2025, 6:59 am • 5 0 • view
Gonzo, you are absolutely a role model for my cat Percy, he just put his tail in my tea.
aug 12, 2025, 2:21 pm • 3 0 • view
oh noes, tomatoes sawce hardt to get owt of furs !
aug 12, 2025, 4:54 am • 95 0 • view
Yeah it stains bad!
aug 12, 2025, 6:27 am • 14 0 • view
Thankfully the stains will be orange 😂
aug 12, 2025, 10:16 am • 31 0 • view
🫡 Respect!
aug 12, 2025, 9:15 am • 2 0 • view
Ahahaha spagbetty tale iss an nyoo crimb, an ithas tha addered bennyfit ov an tastey snak wehn yoo cleen yoreselvf upp! Wel playered Gonzo, wel playered.
aug 12, 2025, 6:15 am • 11 0 • view
the spagbetty thing could happen to anyone you should get that 5% back
aug 12, 2025, 5:10 am • 5 0 • view
And why did Dade leave his plate where Gonzo’s tail could get onto the spagbetty? That sounds like a deduction for Dade, not Gonzo.
aug 12, 2025, 9:29 am • 4 0 • view
10% off dade's behavior report because COME ON dade you should know better
aug 12, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
😹
aug 12, 2025, 8:44 am • 1 0 • view
Quite the day Gonzo!
aug 12, 2025, 9:50 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds like you're being neglected. Asking for attention is not a crimb!
aug 12, 2025, 3:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Many table based crimbes today I see
aug 12, 2025, 5:08 am • 3 0 • view
This is the least good behavior report I've ever seen! Is it a record?
aug 12, 2025, 4:38 am • 7 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/gonz...
aug 12, 2025, 8:14 am • 18 0 • view
I donot tink so…sumware in tha lore uv Gonzo deres a 65% day. I thinck.
aug 12, 2025, 6:41 am • 5 0 • view
Yes he waz aypexx predditor, kild mouz, drew bludd from momb record low score
aug 12, 2025, 6:56 am • 4 0 • view
Ya rite! Tha bludleting wuz de finelist strauw i thought.
aug 12, 2025, 7:19 am • 2 0 • view
For the record, his lowest this year is 70%.
aug 12, 2025, 8:45 am • 3 0 • view
I still believe in Gonzo.
aug 12, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
If they can't handle you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best!
aug 12, 2025, 2:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Dad needs to take responsibility for his spaghetti, it should not be where tails can reach it
aug 12, 2025, 4:50 am • 21 0 • view
Pleeze what is hellocobber shelve? —Zack
aug 12, 2025, 1:04 pm • 7 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 6:59 pm • 11 0 • view
It’s the helicopter shelf but in Gonzo speak 🚁 and he’s not really allowed up there 🤭
aug 12, 2025, 5:12 pm • 4 0 • view
Fank yoo.
aug 12, 2025, 5:28 pm • 4 0 • view
It's all the fault of the maroons Gonzo. They've been playing on your mind and you can't possibly be held responsible for your behaviores.
aug 12, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought I wanted to sleep. Now I realise I actually want to see the tale in the spagbetty. (If we accumulate all sleep time delayed by Gonzo could it become a crimb? 5% Philosophers assemble. 😉)
aug 12, 2025, 4:44 am • 11 0 • view
I demand a recount! … Letseeeee, 5 minus 10, carry the 3, insert the speed of light, divide by E=mc squared, subtract the total score of last night’s WNBA game, multiply by Gonzo’s irresistible charm and good looks (hey baby. The name’s Gonzo) That comes out to mmmmmmm 99.9% Goode. Glad I could help
aug 12, 2025, 9:44 am • 6 1 • view
Also!! 1) The hellocobber set him up! 2) He was cleaning the table! Somebody had to! 3) The spagbetty might have been too hot for Dades! He was testing it! We demand justice! (And especially mercy.)
aug 12, 2025, 9:49 am • 5 0 • view
Gonzo you were on a roll!
aug 12, 2025, 4:33 am • 10 0 • view
Yup a roll wiv spugetee.
aug 12, 2025, 4:46 am • 6 0 • view
Yum, spughety tail.
aug 12, 2025, 4:50 am • 5 0 • view
ooh the old spaghetti tail trick lol
aug 12, 2025, 2:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Yesterday was very productive for crimbs I see
aug 12, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
What an eventful day!
aug 12, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
all i see is 100% goode! 💃🏻
aug 12, 2025, 1:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Ihm duont fink da hellicobber shillf iz mewr fren, Gonz wen’s da lasstime dat hellocobber pylawt gayve mew aride howm frum da pub ? Eff dem dey fayke fren Umlyk meee 🩵💙🐾
aug 12, 2025, 7:35 pm • 6 0 • view
Sounds like s productive day!
aug 12, 2025, 6:16 am • 2 0 • view
“Tabbil needed D U S T I N G”
aug 12, 2025, 8:48 am • 3 0 • view
That is absolutely the face of a man with a spagbetty tale and no ragrets.
aug 12, 2025, 8:47 am • 69 0 • view
We recently saw evidence of how slippery a tale it is!
aug 12, 2025, 4:25 pm • 7 0 • view
At least it wasn't McQ's tail - @itsflanoy.bsky.social 's new "little" brofer. The whole plate would have been destroyed.
aug 12, 2025, 5:52 pm • 10 0 • view
🤣
aug 12, 2025, 1:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Busy, busy busy! Awesome catting!
aug 12, 2025, 4:35 am • 6 0 • view
Tales add flavor and who put so much knockables in de way?! Hmph! -%15 bad.
aug 12, 2025, 5:33 am • 4 0 • view
'Tail in dad's spaghetti' has me giggling! 😹🧡
aug 12, 2025, 4:38 am • 18 1 • view