What say mushroom penis want-to-be dictator. I call he is not unlike the old Mad as Hatter trope. Must have gotten lead poisoning when the bullet went through his ear lobe. Donny needs to be placed in crazy old uncle medical award in an insane asylum. Raise your hand if you agree. ✋🏼

Pick an amendment….anyone just get rid of this loser

I opened the curtains, I’ve actually done it myself, hard work and the sun came out for the world, I’ll close the curtains later and turn the sun off, I’ll pick a time it will be a good time and it’s very important work. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That is batshit crazy, but exponentially so. Who let him know about the secret valve?

Right?! Brain salad.... During the LA fires, he ordered the Army Corp of Engineers to release water which was reserved for farmers in central valley (CA). The water headed to the Pacific Ocean so fast, senators had to urge him to shut it off before he flooded homes in the area.

And it did zero to help the situation; the moron in chief just wanted to goose his base Why won’t he just DROP DEAD already

WTF. Put him back to bed

If he doesn’t know, how are we?

he's flying high on meds at this point, I think. 'trees eating cars, squirrels was tap dancing'(that's from an old hudson brother bit, btw)

Sweet Jesus.

Man I wish I could be this fucking demented. Literally not one thought in that empty head beyond hate and his ego

YOU do NOT send us anything. A river flows, period. Also, what?!?!

He’s a fucking imbecile.

I concur

The plot from Chinatown?

Oh, god, also the rich guy who had a baby with his daughter? How does this shit keep turning up?

“This release is extremely concerning,” Cooley said. “It’s providing zero benefit and putting California farmers at risk of water supply constraints in the coming months.”

What he is really doing is destroying the crops that the water was destined for. He is trying to sabotage Americas food belt and bring California to it's knees. He will fail.

Who are the idiots who obeyed him? Gosh we are screwed

He has no idea.

Lol, Feisty. Who the hell knows? Again, if this were Joe Biden, they'd be carting him off to the looney bin. :(

tRump: "blah blah, Sir, sir with tears in his eyes...blah blah...windmills ..blah blah...Hannibal Lecter...blah blah... don't fight up hill me boys...in the golfers showers ..haha..blah blah blah." 🚬😎

Don’t forget it was a big macho man.

He'll never be one of the village people - never, the dweeb. Doing his dingaling dance to a classic, how does MAGA think they are tough? At all. Honestly - throw me a bone here. 🚬😎

Continually tries to get into a battle of wits half armed.

Exactly, and “sharks”!

The President of the USA suffers from advanced Neurosyphilic Dementia... so please be kind.

Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

Oh

Give gramps his meds and put him somewhere safe—for all of us!! 😳🙄

Trump's stupidity makes me shaky and breathless. How anyone believes he is a genius instead of an old philandering amoral bag of cholesterol and bad ideas is a testament to how he dazzles and confuses people with bullshit.

And how does this control fires and water crops? Why is he a smelt protector?

What a fucking idiot

Dump did order army engineers to open dams on a CA reservoir in February 2025, water which was being saved for farming & other purposes. He thus spilled 2.2B gallons of water without any positive effect. www.ctvnews.ca/climate-and-...

He has no idea. That's his appeal to a good many Trumpists.

DEMENTED DON...THE MAGA POTUS

Didn't he rant about this during his first term? I found this discussion. As usual there seems to be explanations that he doesn't understand www.quora.com/Does-Califor...

Trump is trying to out Gavin with respect to the crazy Trump communications.

The hand jive with pathological lying Biggly

Put grandpa back in the asylum please. He is a danger to himself and others

Get his fatass out of the White House!

Why is Jake Fucking Tapper silent about this? (Rhetorical)

That must be one hell of a spigot!

It's HUGE: It took the entire U.S. Army Corps of Engineers and the weight of a bloated orange blob to turn it on! Now Canada's gonna run out of water because Donmentia left the spigot on! 😱

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

If he weren't wealthy, he'd be the urine-stained nutjob on the street corner spouting nonsense as passers-by ignored him.

He is still ALL those things.

But with the nuclear codes and unprecedented power.

His brain is mush

The Klamath River dam removal which was a historic deal to restore tribal rights and permit salmon to migrate and spawn again. His seriously demented brain is stuck on that.

is this more of his wild-fire quackery?

He forgot to take a piss before the news conference and he is now focused on only one thing. I'm tellin' ya', he doesn't know anymore if he's going to the pisser or returning from it.

Noone asks wtf are you on about? Imagine a president who is this clueless and slips in beratements without batting an eyelid. OEUF One Evil Unhinged Fuckwit is what im calling him from now on!

Why is this orange fungus still making noise? Will someone please use a strong fungicide to remove this ugly growth.

What he did was exactly what he is accusing others of doing. He turned the water on during the LA fire and it went out to the Pacific Ocean instead of being used when it was needed.

He’s probably trying to sell the Colorado River water rights to the Saudis again like he did before🤨 That got stopped by a damn fine Governor & Her Atty Gen’l (both Democrats) in Arizona🏜️🇺🇸 Or else he’s pissed off cuz California is properly billing his golf course ⛳️ for water use. 😎🇺🇸

Fresh water is the new oil. And it will be the cause of many conflicts because it is declining in supply and a necessity of life. Irresponsible gluttony of water to keep golf courses green is an environmental crime.

Good that they stopped that transaction

Clueless piece of crap. We have an idiot in the Oval Office!

Perhaps he's thinking of the planet Remulac, which he visits in his dreams each and every night.

P Robles is, no matter what crazy he says there are several lackeys anxious to be the first to make it happen. Look at DC, his Cabinet meetings, deportations, attacks on law firms and universities. The list goes on.

He has no friggen clue. And the assholes were concerned w Biden then concerned with her laugh?

He’s just filling the spaces between words… Wake up America!

He’s sooooooo stupid.

Oh, this is the water he drained after the fires isn't it?

He is talking about total BULLSHIT He knows ZERO about how the west coast functions. This fk is from a concrete world.

The old coot has completely lost his marbels.

😁😐

How does the press just sit and listen to his insanity without the slightest pushback?

They’re all in.

Trump always was a lying, racist, sexually abusive, narcissistic sociopath. For the last 5 years he’s been a demented, lying, racist, sexually abusive, narcissistic sociopath.

…and kiddy-fiddler, you missed out kiddy-fiddler.

🤔

You Demented fuck, U don't know what the hell you're talking about. Talking nonsense cuz he thinks he's hurting Gavin, Gavin has him over a barrel right now. He hates intelligent,good looking,classy, successful men, cuz he knows he can never measure up. They live rent free in his little pea brain.

I wonder if he knows what small values of things are? Like, "23 gallons" for instance.

Unhinged. 🤡

This is why I can't be a reporter, I would have busted out laughing while calling him an idiot to his face Fucking idiot !!!!! The world is NOT laughing with us They are laughing AT us

We are not laughing at you, we are watching on, utterly horrified.

The most f'd up part is that some people will believe this.

The technical term for that type of gullible fool is an ‘American’. And there are millions of the fuckers swallowing his crap all over your continent…

Remember that TrumPedo cultists are only about 30% of Americans: MOST Americans (67%) DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM. He's as stupid and ridiculous to ACTUAL Americans as he is to you, but NEVER conflate Republicans and Americans: Republicans stopped honoring our Constitution Jan 7th, 2021; so NOT Americans.

But surely a true American would believe wholeheartedly in the principles of the Constitution, in particular the 2nd amendment and actively exercise their right to rid the US of foreign instigated tyranny of govt??? Surely it’s not just there to facilitate school shootings?

Correct. (But I'm not typing all this a second time) 😄

Yes, but you do realise that over two thirds of Americans did NOT use their vote to vote against this clown?

Time for ....?

He is embarrassing, just so fucking stupid.

his brain don't function normally no more if, it ever did

25th anyone?

Even he doesn't know. He is a moron.

He also rode a unicorn while hunting and taking down a griffin .

Look up moron in the dictionary and his face is next to it

Mumbling, stumbling fuck.

Gibberish from the senile blithering idiot in the White House. Just for any FOX news people reading this, anyone who actually lives in California can tell you that this is utter nonsense with zero basis in reality.

Dunno 🤷‍♀️

Wow.

There was a valve on a reservoir that was shut. Because that water needs to be saved. Local farmers wanted that water, because buying water is expensive. During the fires, Trump made Cali dump that one reservoir. Which went nowhere near LA. Or the farmers. Or fires. That's it, that's the story.

I think it’s the fact that he couldn’t articulate it nearly as well as you did is likely the bigger problem….

The problem is that he doesn't care that it wouldn't help the fires. He got his photo op, he could flash around showing how he 'saved' Los Angeles, even though it only made things worse for farmers, many of whom voted for him.

Like a teacher who can't teach for shit and is senile but somehow has tenure and you can't figure out how he's still here. Had a senile teacher but he could teach he was just goofy. Not an authoritarian dick hole.

Exactly!

He thinks he did something great, but all he did was waste the water that was to be used for crops.

WHATTTTT

25th amendment. This guy is fucking insane!!!! #clotsandprayers

OMG what a demented stupid f#ckhead

There are way too many monologues like that!

a Dementia Praecox aka Precocious Madness diseased guy who, because he's FOTUS, says whatever gibberish that comes out of his anus mouth and the GOP or even his crooked family won't help him.

Delusional narcissistic clown! WTF? There is no giant valve! The only valve is in his addled brain!

Paging on call psychiatry to the White House. Again.

No idea……I hope we can go back and watch this in a museum somewhere one day and say “ damn, THAT was messed up!!”

He truly believed they turn a handle and the water goes on and off😂😅😂😅😵

This is ALL the product of Donald’s active fantasy life. There is no connection to reality whatsoever. (Really, where is the psychology profession? Geriatric doctors?)

The orange turd is a dumb ass!

He thinks he did something, apparently. He ordered something done without any understanding of what the actual circumstances were or how things generally work....

A complete and utter blabbering idiot!!!!!!

Fascism.

Has anyone tried unplugging him and plugging him back in again?

Oops.. that

With thst brain it would probably work

THE VALVE!

And why the fuck aren't the 'journalists' asking that.

No one knows, he doesn’t even know. I’m not sure who’s his puppet master, but someone else has to be controlling the strings. He’s just too far gone to have a grip on reality.

Letting this fuckwit be president is a fucking felony. It’s unbelievable republicans & other idiots enable this demented hulk of excrement & moldy rot destroy our country. For what? For fucking what reason? My watch is telling me my 💜 is racing. No shit 🍎 no shit.

babbling talking points the farmer ic accuse newsome of letting "their" water go out to sea... you know in things like rivers he also wasted water that was stored for summer crops it soaked into the fields but i truly think he believes there is a valve

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this is from feb. he ordered a reservoir “valve” opened to (in theory) send water to fight a socal wildfire-despite the fact that the water released was wasted, and logistically could not be utilized for the fire. what a dumbass. behavior/speech presents as mid to late stage dementia.

What the hell? Is this not sending red flags everywhere? This is very common dementia speak. I worked with these patients for years. Why doesn’t someone DO SOMETHING??!!!!

Because the. U.S. Supreme Court made him the most powerful man in the world, and the Republican majority is made up of people more interested in maintaining power than democracy. The only way to be rid of this 3 headed snake is Impeachment, otherwise even if he dies, they remain in power.

His leaking brain cells.

#unfit

What the hell? This man is talking absolutely nonsense and lies. Dillusional. Get him out of there

Couldn’t a reporter ask him to provide more context to what he is saying? Someone make him accountable for the nonsense he spews.

💰🌊 Trump wants the ocean and the states that have a coastline on that ocean to pay for what impacts from US territory to the ocean. ‼️👺 It will be expensive...

Is this the thing where he had water needlessly released from a reservoir during the LA fires, thereby fucking over the farmers who were counting on that water for the summer months?

Yes, I believe this clip is from then …pretty old shit showing how long his dementia has been going on

Caligula fought a war with Poseidon and declared victory.

Too many magic beans to comprehend.

Utter nonsense

Blithering. Idiot.

Past. Present . And future.

He's senile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

He is absurdly. He is crazy, that is one of the many evidences

Is he crumbling? Oh, I hope so.

I hope so to.

Wow 😳 props to whoever made that

bsky.app/profile/rui-...

This pretty much sums up his bullshit...

More like a stable cleaner.

I think we should have a scavenger hunt in California for this mysterious water valve. First person to find it gets a million dollars.

Do you have a Newsome found it and he posted a picture on Blue Sky hope you run across it. LOL

Gavin Newsom

Nobody knows. We are on our own.

And this rambling, psychotic fuck is the "Leader of the free world"??!! God help us.

That reminds me. I need to post more about Epstein. #Epstein #ReleaseTheFiles

Hes such a babbling assholes America you F this one up bad !

Hell if he knows.

The valve: ⬇️

Technically it’s known as sundowning. As dementia suffers tire, they lose it. Trump loses it nearly constantly at this point.

Did he really have it though?

Way past sundown and beyond.

Nah, he’s always been this stupid.

That star burned out decades ago.

Dementia sufferers expire on average 10 years after first diagnosis. He’s near the end.

My Grandmother had a theory. “The Brain starts to die when you stop feeding it. Read a book, dos puzzle, keep your mind active.” Not going to dispute, but she was sharp as a tack at 97 and still could kick are asses in jeopardy. Was a retired Math Teacher. Math Puzzles were her thing.

Could be. We took care of my mother for the last three years of her life. Dementia is a real awful way to go. With Trump it will most likely be cardiovascular issues that’ll do him in. A nice aggressive cancer would be karmic. Then there’s a fall down a flight of stairs as a time honored exit.

As much as I despise Trump. The one thing I would never wish upon someone is Cancer. I’m fortunate enough to not have anyone in my family, or close friends. But the ones that did. I saw the pain in them. One floor window fall would be the Russian way to go.

The big beautiful valve is hiding in Oregon. We can’t tell you other people where it is located. It’s our secret 🤐

Dementia is running rampant in the White House along with racism, cruelty and authoritarianism. I’m having none of it, kick them all out or better yet put them in prison for breaking the law.

Def need to go to prison for being TRAITORS!

Syphilis is flaring up again

Apparently.

He's rotting from the inside out. I hope the process accelerates greatly.

💥

Looks to me like he fell.

If we are being serious, he clearly requires a drip for some condition or other. This bruising is from a canula or continual need to find a vein for the drip.

OMG. He is nuts.

The fool is referring to THIS👇 www.npr.org/2025/02/07/n...

Must be the "common sense" he always brags about so must make sense to his maga morons ..

Senility

Turn the valve off Newsom. Turn the valve off to whatever is keeping him alive.

And the media remains silent

The USA media is bought and paid for by billionaires who support him.

Pedophile moron.

This is more proof Donald is out of his mind

Whhaatt? Omg it’s unbelievable that this guy is the president

He's talking about all the water and fish swimming around in his cranium now that his brain is no longer functioning. Next Republicans will keep him on life support and claim he can still make cognitive decisions because they don't believe in science. 😂

"Weak End at Donnie's"?

Him and his valve of water - WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?? WHERE ARE THESE VALVES LOCATED?? The man is declining so quickly! It’s a shame no one is taking care of him & keep him out of public view - like his family that say they love him so much 🤣 It’s definitely time for Amendment #25.

Dementia only talks of the past

🙄 God help us 🙏

God helps those who help themselves.

Watching the felon decay is fascinating until you realize the power and support by magats, then it's terror.

It's an act. Don't be fooled. He wants everyone to chase the rabbit into the hole

What a fucking idiot

FFS!!!

A lot of people are saying that as long as our President is turning the water spigots, he can be a Dictator if he wants to . . . he’s the President, so he can do whatever he wants to do . . .🤦‍♀️

The president of the U.S. is retarded.

The dumbest thing I have ever heard and this moron says a lot of dumb things. He is the stupidest idiot and does not belong in the White House. SMH! 🍊🤡

Rivers. He thinks rivers have a spigot. Dementia in real time.

Don't ask him. He doesn't know either.

Yeah, well Gavin Newskom is sane, dumdum, and doesn't take orders from you. (Grab the butterfly net!)

👏👏👏👏👏

Love this!

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Just more jibber jabber from a cognitively, impaired old man

And the press never pushes. Pitiful

The daily bullshit that comes from this idiot's mouth...is staggering..

Late stage syphilis... Incurable at this point...😉👌

Anything to distract us from the Epstein files!

Special cell in hell waiting for Trump.

The freaking devil doesn’t want his nasty ass.

🤣🤣🤣

Nobody in the future will ever quote the swine furor....unless they want to look like a total idiot that is.

He is a great poet, isn’t he?

NO ONE KNOWS! 😜

It’s a goddamned insane word salad EVERY F’ing day but if Joe mixed up 1 word or stuttered, ALL we heard about was how unfit he was, how old he was, bring out the dementia physicians, etc, etc, etc, amirite @cbsnews.com @nbcnews.com @abc7.bsky.social?

Will he now put tariffs on countries in the pacific for using american water????

He'll put tariffs on the fish in the ocean, because that's where it's all flowing to in the end, it's not only the valve, it's the rivers and streams, too, and have you ever seen one of them fish pay a single dime?

Love it.

The Best Words. bsky.app/profile/opsa...

He just spits out a bunch of words hoping it makes him look smart, but it actually makes him look dumb as fuck.

I wish it was he who seemed demented during the debates.

This man is an absolute lunatic...GOD HELP US.

he's like the one that flew the coo-coos nest

And not one person in the room, journalists or repuks have the guts to say WTH????

I think the others were removed And they laugh like middle schoolers

They’re all in.

The man is a stable genius. Or he belongs in a stable 🤔

Who knows or cares.

He has dementia

The fish is- smelt Trump’s problem is- insanity Trumps cure- only death I’m afraid Long live the smelt

Nothing based in reality. It never is.

Every newspaper,news organizations should have this demented Orange Idiot on a loop.

The dumb just keeps pouring out of him… into the ocean perhaps??🤔

Someone needs to turn off the valve.

Preferably with some force.

😂🤣

Uhmmm, I don't know, but it's about time granpa was sent home to bed, because we can't run a country on funny ocean valves and golf course grass...

I wish someone would shut his damn valve off.

He’s nuts

The man is not well! Maybe his face paint is toxic.

Sigh. It's a long story.

Welcome to maga 101; where sentences are short, the words are plenty, and facts are optional.

Again with the valve?

It sounds like the 4th-grader got left back again.

Right? Ramblings of an old dude in mental decline.

Completely braindead. 🦇 💩🤪

He is absolutely mental

He doesn't know. He gets to pretend president in these dumb asz pressers every freaking week. Looking and sounding dumb AF.

This shit should be on the front page of every newspaper.

Absolutely. Silence. They were so unmerciful to Biden. If he would utter one word incorrectly. They would hang him. This garbage…NOTHING

They say Trump knows no foreign languages. Not true. He fluently speaks Gibberish.

And gobbledygook and nearly perfect nonsense.

Also malarkey and baloney...

If he were a tree, …

Everything he says is high poetry in Pig Latin.

😊🫡

He’s talking about the time he wasted a bunch of California’s water for no reason other than a propaganda political stunt. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

His minions came in and wasted BILLIONS of gallons of water that was supposed to be for later use.

I don’t think it was minions — the order came straight from Trump to the Army Core of Engineers, who felt they couldn’t refuse an order from the President.

We watched Chinatown confused it with reality

Common, you know, that big valve off the 5 freeway outside Valencia. Over 50 feet tall, how can you miss it. The droughts have been myths generated by fake news. There has always been water. "They" don't want you to have it. 😂

😂😂🤯🤯🤯

He’s insane

Off the deep end Diaper Man!

… and the god said … “Let there be water” … and lo, there was water … 💦

Whatever the fuck pops into his addled, poisonous head. This rotten, decaying slug terrifies Congress, SCOTUS, Republicans, and Democrats. Has changed the course of the most powerful nation in history. And with fellow parasites like RFKJ is bent on killing, robbing, and destroying us. THIS guy.

Is this his way of explaining why he turned water off during the fires? I think this is sociopathic code for "i did it, and I want you to know- without anyone else knowing I know that you know cuz no one knows what I know".

He cant figure out if he is turning it on or off- that the ocean has water!? What was he turning with force? This is DELUSIONAL DON saying, thank you for paying attention to this matter... ffs....

Stupidity rules!

MAGA….dancing to his music. If you want to also think of the dunce hats as white…multi purpose.