Trump would find a way to fail a blood test at this point.

The tortoise I'm not helping in some shithole desert was made up? Holden, you can’t do that — it had — — it– hey, they’re givin’ you the big break of a lifetime. You know, you’re doin’ the interview. I picked you because — frankly I never heard of you, but that’s okay — But I picked you — Holden —

*Holden looks down at screen, looks back up at Trump with a strange, steady stare*

Lol no

You're in a desert ....