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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info

Because today seems to be all about shit posting, here’s my recipe for white ppl tacos al pastor. Ground beef Store brand taco seasoning packet Can of pineapple chunks Mexican blend shredded cheese Sliced white bread for the shell

may 2, 2025, 3:02 pm • 78 5

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Kris (Primalid) @primal-id.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 I'm soooooo glad I know what real taco al pastor is

may 2, 2025, 3:04 pm • 6 0 • view
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Liberal Island Girl @liberalislandgirl.bsky.social

may 13, 2025, 6:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info

Someone chose violence today I see.

may 13, 2025, 6:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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ATLfan24 @atlfan2415.bsky.social

OMG 😂😂 gross That is truly a shit post 😁

may 2, 2025, 3:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Suzen @rebel-librarian.bsky.social

may 2, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info

may 13, 2025, 6:31 pm • 8 0 • view
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Not Todd Flanders @toddflanders.bsky.social

And sour cream.

may 2, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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AltStateGov @altstategov.altgov.info

Its criminal to still leave this post up.

may 13, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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AltStateGov @altstategov.altgov.info

I....this.....but why

may 2, 2025, 3:06 pm • 18 0 • view
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hornlm.bsky.social @hornlm.bsky.social

Hawaiian Wonder Tacos?

may 2, 2025, 3:29 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jeni 🗝🍋‍🟩🥧 @key-lime-pie.bsky.social

I was with you up until the white bread as a taco shell. Is anyone actually that white? 😭

may 2, 2025, 3:05 pm • 10 0 • view
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Librarianian @librarianian.bsky.social

I wondered the same thing. Shortcuts are shortcuts but white bread as taco shell seems like an abomination.

may 2, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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ATLfan24 @atlfan2415.bsky.social

At least one would add mayo to this already horrible concoction 😂

may 2, 2025, 3:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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guardwolfy.bsky.social @guardwolfy.bsky.social

“White people use any excuse to eat raw eggs” from a White People Food group.

may 2, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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ATLfan24 @atlfan2415.bsky.social

Slathered in oil 😂

may 2, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeni 🗝🍋‍🟩🥧 @key-lime-pie.bsky.social

Nooooo! 🫠 I *know* I make embarrassing white ppl tacos at home, but at least I can feel a little better about myself now.

may 2, 2025, 3:10 pm • 8 0 • view
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PaulaInTulsaOK #IsHeDeadYet? @paulaintulsaok.bsky.social

Sliced white bread 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

may 2, 2025, 4:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Attorney Jaguar (she/her) @attorney-jauguar.bsky.social

Friend this is cruel to subject anyone to

may 2, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info

How do you know? Have you tried it? 🤣😂😜

may 2, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Patastrophic @four-torpedoes.bsky.social

It's like being hit by a car: I don't have to actually experience it to know it's bad.

may 5, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Peregrinamom (La Jefa now) ...just call me Sandy. @peregrinamom-sandy.bsky.social

Hahaha! Oh you just killed me! Hahaha! What a recipe! Tacos al pastor are my favorite!

may 2, 2025, 3:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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AltTaxPro @alttaxpro.altgov.info

may 13, 2025, 7:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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BSM @reddirtmermaid.bsky.social

What no mayo?

may 2, 2025, 3:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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humboldthunnybunny.bsky.social @humboldthunnybunny.bsky.social

You forgot the raisins.

may 2, 2025, 3:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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Monica @glowerchild.bsky.social

Hello? Police? Yes, I'll hold.

may 2, 2025, 3:16 pm • 12 0 • view
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Just Surviving to help others @theaudra77.bsky.social

You lost me at pineapple chunks

may 2, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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guardwolfy.bsky.social @guardwolfy.bsky.social

Kind of what makes it “al pastor.” Makes me crave tepache.

may 2, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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ektir @ektir.bsky.social

Pastor doesn't refer to pineapple. 🤔

may 2, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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guardwolfy.bsky.social @guardwolfy.bsky.social

I will refrain from spit roasting jokes. But the marinade is typically made with pineapple, so in white people terms (which is the entire joke) it is what makes it “al pastor”.

may 2, 2025, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Just Surviving to help others @theaudra77.bsky.social

I know it just didn't sound appealing at 7 am when I read it lol

may 2, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alexis J. Morganza (she/her) @morganza.bsky.social

That twist at the end ... Horrifying.

may 7, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view
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jlynn @jlynn1108.bsky.social

🤢 this white person says no 😝

may 2, 2025, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matthew @thesupere.bsky.social

I mean, I did already eat today, but now my stomach be rumbling

may 3, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Midge Fly @54mgm.bsky.social

Oh hell no!

may 2, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org

Where in hell is the mayo?!

may 2, 2025, 4:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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zaffie.bsky.social @zaffie.bsky.social

High good crimes. Cruel and unusual. 😶‍🌫️

may 2, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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ember 🫶🏻 @unburnabletrashxx.bsky.social

Maui from Moana holding a gun. Caption: What can I say except delete this
may 13, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info

may 13, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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ember 🫶🏻 @unburnabletrashxx.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

may 13, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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KalianVirii - BG @kalianvirii.bsky.social

You monster......

may 2, 2025, 3:08 pm • 9 0 • view
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Andrea Briggs @andi999.bsky.social

From AZ...concur. Monstrous.

may 2, 2025, 3:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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SeanaLPurvis @msseana.bsky.social

@tryguys.bsky.social did it first and best

may 13, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info

Hahahaha so true

may 13, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Patastrophic @four-torpedoes.bsky.social

No mayonnaise? 😂

may 5, 2025, 8:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Baba Yaya⚜️ @a11ycat.bsky.social

🤢

may 2, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dee @deebakesbread.bsky.social

🤮

may 2, 2025, 3:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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ArcticFox @arctcfx.bsky.social

I hate it. Thanks.

may 3, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view