Good morning ppl! Over on the shit site, the FDA is dropping shit like this. Funny how when you fire comms and use AI, it all works out…
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I can't say that I've seen an Oxford comma paired with an ampersand before.
aug 14, 2025, 1:58 pm • 2 0 • view
The fuck is even that?! I could've written something more readable than that....
aug 14, 2025, 12:19 pm • 6 0 • view
That gif is perfect. They used the ampersand as an "and" and an "at" amid word salad. Maybe they got food poisoning and wrote this while exploding.
aug 14, 2025, 1:01 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh, boy. Nah, that's not AI. Bet that was written by a well connected but mediocre white 20-something.
aug 14, 2025, 12:17 pm • 7 0 • view
👏👏👏
aug 14, 2025, 12:18 pm • 2 0 • view
“The FDA is advising consumers not to eat at restaurants…”
aug 14, 2025, 1:28 pm • 2 0 • view
OMG, my dog could write a better sentence.
aug 14, 2025, 12:18 pm • 6 0 • view
Consumers are not to eat.
aug 14, 2025, 12:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Wow. That’s so … not specific. So just all the oysters then, yeah?
aug 14, 2025, 12:20 pm • 15 0 • view
Shell fish are sus! Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
aug 14, 2025, 1:23 pm • 6 0 • view
I think it’s just those 6 oysters in the picture, right?
aug 14, 2025, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe?
aug 14, 2025, 1:52 pm • 2 0 • view
What does that even say? So all the oysters in every state, since they were distributed in other states.
aug 14, 2025, 12:34 pm • 1 0 • view
I haven’t had enough coffee to decipher this mess.
aug 14, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Na, AI writes better than that. This looks like the work of a Trump loyalist flunky.
aug 14, 2025, 12:30 pm • 3 0 • view
This is due to AI selecting who to fire, like food safety inspectors? Otherwise, the AI angle escapes me. One thing doesn't: food safety is less important than millionaire marginal tax rates.
aug 14, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 1 • view
They replaced the fired comms ppl with AI
aug 14, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
In my world, "comms" is an abbrev for communications, and in my brain it isn't making sense. :)
aug 14, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Same in our world
aug 14, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
So it's not making sense in you world either. That makes sense to me. :-D
aug 14, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't eat at restaurants, got it!
aug 14, 2025, 12:17 pm • 10 0 • view
Lol
aug 14, 2025, 12:14 pm • 3 0 • view
Forgive the 12-year-old design, but my most popular SlideShare by far is about commas. I feel like this could really help someone here. Fun game: Parse the text in the post and in the graphic independently and tell me if they agree on what to avoid. www.slideshare.net/slideshow/co...
aug 14, 2025, 2:19 pm • 11 3 • view
aug 14, 2025, 4:40 pm • 6 0 • view
💀
aug 14, 2025, 5:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 14, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
I, love commas! Especially when they are omitted. 😂😂😂
aug 14, 2025, 3:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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aug 14, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
I see those are words but lordy they don't convey the message
aug 14, 2025, 12:18 pm • 6 0 • view
Words their understand don’t I
aug 14, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view