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Jeremy Parker @astutepanther.bsky.social

Makes more sense when you see the whole thing…well, maybe not

The full original thread: j. k. rawrling @bruhgaming15: why did my brother have a magnum condom in his room we got the same genes i know he doesn’t need all that Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: He was fucking at a young age. The younger you are when u fuck, the bigger window testosterone has to develop before it peaks. WHARKDREAVUS @WHARKNUT: that's not true in the slightest [the Z Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: You are either big because your daddy was big and passed the genes to you, or you can develop the genes at a young age by using it. Its science. Nature/Nurture. Nature= born with it. Nurture= develop in environment. If you born with it and develop it even further then you [probably come away with a really big one. Its science] Im Just here for the negativity @ibswaggin5: With that ideology the ppl that was beating off at a early age would be “big” 😂😂 Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: Beating off is not the same as the real thing. Its artificial and the body knows it. Its has the opposite effect actually
jul 19, 2025, 4:48 pm • 34 0

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Erika @krystolla.bsky.social

I was really hoping the ‘big’ he was talking about was height. Like he’d grow taller by reaching for stuff on the top shelf. Alas.

jul 19, 2025, 8:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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Kravvall @endorphinbomber.bsky.social

Wait a second. 124k likes? And people on X pretend that those are actual people liking the post? What's going on.

jul 19, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy Parker @astutepanther.bsky.social

Bonus: He learned this science back in college 20 years ago, but the gays got it banned so he can no longer find the source

Xitter thread from the same Bad Medical Take: Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: You are either big because your daddy was big and passed the genes to you, or you can develop the genes at a young age by using it. Its science. Nature/Nurture. Nature= born with it. Nurture= develop in environment. If you born with it and develop it even further then you [probably come away with a really big one. Its science] Dylan 🪐🦝🇮🇱 @Space_Raccoons: Holy shit you're fucking retarded. Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: Its science bro. They real kind. Not the kind they teach nowadays to not offend anyone. r @ghx4st: can you like , provide a link maybe to your science ? Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: Its from back in the day but I'll look it up just 4 u r @ghx4st: it’s been 2 hours Paul r u still looking ? can’t find it ? Paul Fields @SenorFerikhan: Its banned. Its controversial and the gay community hates it. I learned this in College biology. I made a thesis on this subject. That was in 2006. Its ok. Hope your not offended and just have an open mind. Thats all it takes is an open mind and willingness to learn something new. Ask yourself, Is there any chance from scale of 1 to 10 that this has some truth to it? Is this too far fetched?
jul 19, 2025, 4:57 pm • 47 1 • view
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jadehawk @jadehawk.bsky.social

ah yes 2006, the before times, the era of forbidden ancient knowledge.

jul 19, 2025, 8:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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Leonard Stolas @leonardstolas.bsky.social

I love the part where he asks to rate on a scale 1-10 the chance that there's some truth to it. Very sciency

jul 19, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social

Ask to see his thesis!

aug 7, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zenith(_the_Simp) @royalentity.bsky.social

what the FUCK oh man

jul 19, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social

“Am I remembering college incorrectly because I was drunk or high the entire time? No, it’s the internet archive that’s wrong.”

aug 7, 2025, 3:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Breen's Writing 🇵🇸 @breensims.bsky.social

on a scale from 1-10 of this being true, i'd put it at a -7

jul 19, 2025, 9:04 pm • 8 0 • view
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trqsh🌧 @bombconsumer.bsky.social

of all things to write a thesis on, he chose dick size???

jul 19, 2025, 5:22 pm • 23 0 • view
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LongLeggs @longleggyt.bsky.social

His hypothesis, "Is this too far fetched?" Guy did his research in locker rooms & at frat parties. Created amazing graphs. Too bad he was an economics major.

jul 19, 2025, 5:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bryan Quinn @bryanquinn1981.bsky.social

Thank you for the context posts. It literally made everything about this already spectacularly bad take worse, and while we are worse as a society for having had the conversation, something something we now know all, what a beaut of a thread, and knowing is half the battle,

jul 19, 2025, 8:50 pm • 10 0 • view
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Mindesthaltbar @mindesthaltbar.bsky.social

Love the Socratic dialogue he tries to start at the end there

jul 19, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social

"i wrote my thesis on jelqing but the gays don't want you to know about how to make dicks bigger" suuuuuuure buddy

jul 19, 2025, 5:47 pm • 12 1 • view
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Firu @pdepaleta.bsky.social

Well, can't he link his thesis then? I know I've kept mine.

jul 19, 2025, 5:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eaglesfanintn @eaglesfanintn.bsky.social

On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s a negative eleventy billion. Yes, it is completely too far fetched.

aug 7, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social

I love that nobody in that conversation can go to the reasonable & most likely answer: "your brother is one of those guys who is deluded into thinking he needs Magnums when he isn't."

jul 19, 2025, 4:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Scott Bloom @sbloom85.bsky.social

I feel like I should report that guy to the FBI.

jul 19, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view