I was really hoping the ‘big’ he was talking about was height. Like he’d grow taller by reaching for stuff on the top shelf. Alas.
I was really hoping the ‘big’ he was talking about was height. Like he’d grow taller by reaching for stuff on the top shelf. Alas.
Wait a second. 124k likes? And people on X pretend that those are actual people liking the post? What's going on.
Bonus: He learned this science back in college 20 years ago, but the gays got it banned so he can no longer find the source
ah yes 2006, the before times, the era of forbidden ancient knowledge.
I love the part where he asks to rate on a scale 1-10 the chance that there's some truth to it. Very sciency
Ask to see his thesis!
what the FUCK oh man
“Am I remembering college incorrectly because I was drunk or high the entire time? No, it’s the internet archive that’s wrong.”
on a scale from 1-10 of this being true, i'd put it at a -7
of all things to write a thesis on, he chose dick size???
His hypothesis, "Is this too far fetched?" Guy did his research in locker rooms & at frat parties. Created amazing graphs. Too bad he was an economics major.
Thank you for the context posts. It literally made everything about this already spectacularly bad take worse, and while we are worse as a society for having had the conversation, something something we now know all, what a beaut of a thread, and knowing is half the battle,
Love the Socratic dialogue he tries to start at the end there
"i wrote my thesis on jelqing but the gays don't want you to know about how to make dicks bigger" suuuuuuure buddy
Well, can't he link his thesis then? I know I've kept mine.
On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s a negative eleventy billion. Yes, it is completely too far fetched.
I love that nobody in that conversation can go to the reasonable & most likely answer: "your brother is one of those guys who is deluded into thinking he needs Magnums when he isn't."
I feel like I should report that guy to the FBI.