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Jeremy Parker @astutepanther.bsky.social

Welp

Community Note under the OP's Xeet: Readers added context they thought people might want to know “. You can’t overdose just by touching fentanyl. In fact, there are no confirmed cases of overdose from touching fentanyl powder or pills” The X poster admits in the replies this is most likely a panic attack. This is not only misleading It’s irresponsible. doh.wa.gov/community-and-… And the relevant follow-up thread: TraderMike @mikel_trader: Why are the two others not affected by it?! They’re both right there next to her. Also, female cops are useless out in the field. Collin Rugg @CollinRugg: She was possibly having a panic attack. It’s unclear based on the reports. They haven’t released anymore information. (Also worth noting that the original Xeet has 12 million views, whereas the “possibly panic attack” Xeet has 244K.)
aug 5, 2025, 1:10 pm • 65 1

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Beni Andermatt @beniandermatt.bsky.social

I'm sure the guy who wrote that is a very tough man with lots of experience "in the field"

aug 5, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael Peacock @sierraspapa.bsky.social

That last sentence contains only three correct words; "cops are useless."

aug 5, 2025, 6:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sharkskeepmoving @dragpeasant.bsky.social

Aw. I see Twitter is still normal.

aug 5, 2025, 1:32 pm • 24 0 • view
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Was anti-you, now agnostic @anti-you.bsky.social

“The cop is lying (yes! Of cours…) and women shouldn’t be cops (uhhhhhhggggg)”

aug 5, 2025, 3:46 pm • 32 0 • view
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Saphira @5aphira.bsky.social

It's true, women shouldn't be cops. Neither should men or non-binary people. Or dogs. Or horses. Or anyone.

aug 5, 2025, 4:02 pm • 33 0 • view
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Lynn Winx @lynnwinx.bsky.social

Only capybaras.

aug 5, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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lauif.bsky.social @lauif.bsky.social

Horses are great crops, in fact. It's just my gut and the fact that I petted one today how I know this to be true!

aug 5, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social

horses are great crops, they're outstanding in the field

aug 10, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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lauif.bsky.social @lauif.bsky.social

Oh God! Auto correct is totally owning me on the daily, but I totally missed this one. I'm not bothering with corrections, it's useless...

aug 10, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social

"After an accidental fentanyl exposure" really implies something different than whoops maybe they were just freaking out about it

aug 6, 2025, 8:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social

Like in one of these the cop is a hero putting themselves at risk, and in one of these, they are so concerningly panicky they are collapsing in fear of their own imagination

aug 6, 2025, 8:02 am • 0 0 • view