This guy thinks tomacco is real

FWIW, he's not a doctor, he's a chiropractor.

That is perfect

It’s always a chiropractor.

Or a naturopath or homeopath.

they let naturopath doctors do family practice here and it's covered by insurance like, if i have a tumor the last thing i want is a primary doctor who gives me a shoulder rub and recommends a book on mindfulness

he's multi-faceted

I will not trust a white dude acupuncturist. Gotta be an Asian guy older than my grandma

Hi website is interesting and by interesting, I mean crazy and by crazy I mean cray-cray. I especially love the MS or Brain Worms? But everyone is just link to all the various supplements or "detox" products he sells.

Athlete's Foot or AIDS?

I mean I’m all for acupuncture for my office induced shoulder pain but I’m not gonna rely on my acupuncturist’s take on immunology.

Also you gotta love these alt medicine hyphenates. You don’t see MDs with Nephrologist/Neurologist/Podiatrist. Gotta cover the bases to maximize the grift.

we live in hell

I once applied to work at a chiropractor's office once. The shpiel he gave during the interview cattle call had me leaving very quickly afterward.

The grammar in that chiropractor's bio. Oof.

Researching all the research so you don’t have to research as much as I’m doing the research.

Just gave me flashbacks to my Quota days. There was this one guy who kept posting 30-60 minute long conspiracy videos he got from different sites and I would fact check all of them to troll him. One time, a video actually opened with "you don't have to fact check, we already did it for you."

Quora* typo

you probably don't have to take any english classes to get a DC

unless the english classes are taught by ghosts

And how clever of him to have District of Columbia after his name.

Bloody hell, why does he need to have my name?