"Place Your Foot On The Clutch Pedal"

Hey beautiful

I got it the year it came out (81)

Me too!

Love it!!! 👍

Can you flip the tape?

Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, No Frys, Chips.

Hello, Operator?

LoL. You looked at my profile!

Quit your crying or I'll give you something ti cry about

Where's the beef

Got a roll of quarters for the phone?😂 Good morning, Monica.💐

“Smoke ‘em if you have ‘em”.

I wrote “Many Happy Returns” on an eighteen-year-old’s birthday card and was asked what it meant.

Fill 'er up!

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is

Hi

"I have a person to person call for..." Used by us college kids to let your folks know you arrived safely without paying for a long distance call.

Also Will you accept a collect call from (fill in a name)?

👍 Absolutely, EP. How about, "The number you have reached is out of service. Please check the number and DIAL again"?

"Get up and change the channel". Or, if you had more money and a better TV, "Hand me the clicker".

Betcha can't eat just one ...

⚡️

Leaded or unleaded?

Give a hoot, don't pollute

When you're hot you're hot, when you're not you're not

Sock it to me

Hey mister, can you spare a dime?

7 UP….The Uncola

Don’t worry, be happy!

Is it a toll call or long distance?

Hang up the phone.

Monica, I love your posts! Such a great timeline cleanse!

🥰

Ok, going to show my age with this one “OK, move the antenna a bit to the left…”.

“Tell Mary Ann to get off the line so I can make a phone call!”

Give a hoot, don't pollute

Look THAT up in your Funk and Wagnall's.

Page me

Don’t trust anyone over 30. Oh hold it, they probably still say that

Sock it to me

Sharing is caring

It’s 10pm. Do you know where your children are?

Channel 5 (WNEW) in NYC right before the local news.

Our was 11:00 just before the News (suburban Buffalo NY)

I reluctantly got an AlexaSpeaker to control some smart devices+JUST YESTERDAY asked, "Alexa, do you know where your children are?" to which 'she' replied, "I don’t have children, but I'm fond of them; they’re so curious about the world." FWIW, Siri just directed me to a website for more info

oops, I asked her, "Alexa, it's 10PM, do you know ...."

I posted the same. 😁

And usually my mom had no idea where I was!

Please don’t squeeze the Charmin

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.

“I made you a mix tape.”

Away an' tickle ma humph!

Facts are chiels that winna ding!

"You're soaking in it!"

Ah, Madge!!

🎯

"You've come a long way, baby."

"Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."

"I’m a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, she’s a Pepper, we’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?”

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

Where’s the beef?

Are you a nut nut?

"Sock it to me."

👍

Where's the Beef?

There was a Wendys right across from my high school.

Does she or doesnt she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. A sprinkle a day keeps the odors away.

L’Oreal Because I’m worth it

Gonna be an Aviance night.

This one's somewhat regional. It just happened to come up in casual conversation yesterday. "It's Prince spaghetti day!" (which is Wednesday, btw)

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is.

😀 "Don't touch that dial!"

"Oi'll give it foive"

Hang up the phone.

You ate it, Ralph

Give it to Mikey. He likes everything.

“Hands across America“ youtu.be/uMVMjdYVYcE?...

“We are the World” - USA for Africa youtu.be/9AjkUyX0rVw?...

“ Who shot JR?” - Dallas TV show. Trump shining JR Ewings shoes!😹 youtu.be/ArT-tyFpxWY?...

“ I know you are but what am I?” - Pee Wee Herman youtu.be/lA5UqUyFmT0?...

“Got Milk?” youtu.be/0Gkqzxss8Ss?...

“Is it live or is it Memorex” youtu.be/dfcCXh_RLjE?...

Yep!

That’s actually Maxell tapes lol

I was a TDK fan. 😎

“Sweep the Leg” - Karate Kid movie youtu.be/V-weSpHwsMo?...

“Yo Quiero Taco Bell” youtu.be/aKLW0kQ83qg?...

My mother loved this Chihuahua!

Fun fact, this guy is the Taco Bell dog voice: ⬇️

“This is your brain….This is your brain on drugs” youtu.be/GOnENVylxPI?...

“Beef: it’s what’s for dinner” youtu.be/756Ebep1xJA?...

“Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires” youtu.be/IZLjnMyqYWI?...

Smokey the bear

“Duck and Cover” youtu.be/IKqXu-5jw60?...

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

"Dave's not here"

"Mom, we have a collect call from Daddy. Do I accept?" No, he's just letting is know he arrived safely.

😅😂🤣

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

THAT'S A SPEECY SPICY MEAT A BALL.

EXCUUUUUUUSE ME!

CHANGE BACK FROM YOUR DOLLAR

You’ve got mail

winter's here time to put on your snow tires . .

put in a dollar worth of regular...

Do you have a quarter, for the phone?

A nickel, originally

I'm going to dial 911.

youtu.be/Ii70_4SLvNw?...

Ha! I’ve always said “popsicle” stand. 🤭

"Up your nose with a rubber hose"

Go change the channel

Where'd you put the bottle opener?

Let’s have a Kool-Aid stand! ☀️

“Leave a note for the milkman, no more cheese!” 🥛 🧀 Rang true at our house growing up.

Groovy✌🏼

A little dab will do ya

Do you have green stamps?

2 All beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

“The first ten dialers.”

☮️+💙

👏💙

You s Reverend Timothy Leary the HIGH priest of LSD

☮️+💙

Just Keep On Truckin’ 10-4 good buddy Far out!

Cut a shine. ( Assert yourself).

Hi

Connecting to internet...

Smoking or non smoking?

A stitch in time, saves 9.

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!

Listen for the dial tone. 😂

Whenever I'd ask my Mom for some money she'd tell me to get my wagon. (That was code for me to walk around our neighborhood to pick up unbroken soda bottles and turn them into the A&P for 2 cents apiece.) You could find a lot of them in the ditch by stop signs. I bought baseball cards with that $$$.

Where's Waldo?

Drop a dime .

Whatchu Talking’Bout Willis?

“You bet your sweet bippy!”

Where's the beef?

Who Shot JR?

Electricity went out - we better call POPCORN

I’ll meet you after lunch in the Senior smoking lounge. (My high school had one).

The Sears catalogue came today (in excited voice).

Yes!!!!! Especially the Wish Book!

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. 1970’s computer punch cards.

I made a couple of nice Christmas wreaths with them

Damn - I remember being in college and punching in programs on a stack of Hollerith cards, then submitting them to the computer desk to be run through the reader. I always hated when I made a stupid typing error, and had to redo a card and resubmit.

Don't drop them!

Yes I spent all night sleeping on a couch outside the computer room to finish up a program

I think you mean when you made a stupid key punch error.

When you went for the print out and it was 1 or 2 pages. Arrrrgh.

" You have a message on the answering machine."

"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature"

I am stuck on bandaid cuz' bandaids stuck on me.

My Bologna Has A First Name’ – Oscar Mayer

🤔This announcement came on before the 10 o’clock news: “It’s 10 p.m. do you know where your children are?”

Nanu Nanu 🤣

😁

😀😀

"I'm gonna drop a dime on him."

"It's your turn to change the channel, I got up last time."

Good one!

"Hang that thing up and do your homework!"

Duck and cover Stop drop and roll How about just please and thank you, or even excuse me .... smh

Go play in traffic....oh wait.....my son uses it on his son......oh wait again....that's a family tradition. 🤪

Pay phone

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Mothers are like that. Yhea they are!

“A sphincter says what?” 😆 - Wayne’s World (1992)

The greatest thing since sliced bread

Heeeere’s Johnny. I'd like to buy the world a coke. Beam me up, Scotty.

Put 5 gallons of Ethel in please and check the tires.

Mom, someone's using the party line!

😂👏

This is the Cola nut. This is the Uncola nut.

That smile he had was amazing

Geoffrey Holder. Incredibly talented actor, choreographer, dancer and writer, who probably became most widely known for his famous laugh.

Yes! His laugh was amazing too!

Mr. Milhouse?

Smoking or non-smoking?

"Where's the beef?"

That's what I thought. Knew somebody else would!

My bologna has a first name

Hey Mikey! He’ll eat anything!