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John R. Platt @johnrplatt.bsky.social

I'm going to start measuring everything in giraffe.

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jul 21, 2025, 1:05 am • 132 15

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Thomas Sch. @thomassch1970.bsky.social

No more School buses?

jul 22, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Ted Bateman @miceinspace.bsky.social

Iceland must have a lot of Giraffes?

jul 21, 2025, 4:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jim Skea★彡🇨🇦🇲🇽🇨🇳🇩🇰🇧🇷 @jimskea.bsky.social

½🦒= 2½ 🦃 = 250🐛

jul 22, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Jonathan Wiggs @wiggsian.bsky.social

Is that a metric giraffe or an imperial giraffe?

jul 21, 2025, 9:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Andy @vicozandy.bsky.social

How many capybaras to the giraffe? Going half giraffe is absurd, you need more significant digits.

jul 22, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris Rolland FRAS @celtuk.bsky.social

How many bananas to a giraffe?

jul 22, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉 @bromezaddams.bsky.social

I'm annoyed that this person sees the word half and thinks??? The halves can be any size? It's HALF lol

jul 22, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Contract for Peril @diojeanne.bsky.social

But that's the most inconvenient way to cut a giraffe, or visualize it

jul 22, 2025, 1:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Adam the HipNerd @adamzn.bsky.social

I use the metric system. 1 giraffe = 2.54 gazelles.

jul 21, 2025, 8:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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WDEF Chief Meteorologist Austen Onek @wdefaustenonek.bsky.social

THERE'S the equation I was looking for! #UnladenSwallow

jul 21, 2025, 10:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dark Archangel 🔻 @d4rk-arch4ngel.bsky.social

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system 😂

jul 21, 2025, 5:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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1312 @onethreeonetwo.bsky.social

Tweet from @SherriffAlert with both picture and text. Text reads as follows: Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. Picture below of a bolder on a snowy road in the mountains
jul 22, 2025, 12:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Gary Peitzmeier @dsadventures33.bsky.social

Seems using a Clydesdale would be accurate here.

jul 21, 2025, 3:20 am • 4 0 • view
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Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @pewtergod.bsky.social

When speaking about astronomical events, make certain no one thinks you mean the Giraffe constellation. 👍🏼

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jul 21, 2025, 2:15 am • 6 0 • view