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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social

BREAKING: Tourists in U.S. capital shocked as local youth perform so-called “wheelie” maneuvers popularized by thugs and gangsters.

A “tweet” from capitalist influencer @willchamberlain that reads, I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
aug 12, 2025, 1:37 pm • 91 9

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tazman1a.bsky.social @tazman1a.bsky.social

That sounds like a modern adaptation of the movie Grease.

aug 12, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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vivelaresistance.bsky.social @vivelaresistance.bsky.social

Is this a spoof?

aug 13, 2025, 1:48 am • 3 0 • view
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stoney123.bsky.social @stoney123.bsky.social

Magats vote for a criminal sex offender and are afraid of a kid doing wheelies . Stupid little suckers .

aug 13, 2025, 11:34 am • 6 0 • view
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Randy Y. @flclfan85.bsky.social

I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for $2000

aug 12, 2025, 5:39 pm • 7 0 • view
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cherime.bsky.social @cherime.bsky.social

Never pulled a 'wheelie' on your bike as a kid? That dude had a really repressed childhood and it shows.

aug 13, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeffry Bazooka @jeffrybazooka.bsky.social

That was a nuisance, not a crime. Just as Hitler did, the definition of 'crime' will keep expanding and expanding to include so many things that are not actually crimes. Wearing a face mask will become a crime. Speaking a foreign language will become a crime. Groups of more than 2 people, crime.

aug 12, 2025, 2:06 pm • 10 2 • view
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medicinebudha @themedicinebudha.bsky.social

Help! We're being overrun by wheelies! What a sheltered schmuck.

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aug 13, 2025, 12:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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mosey239.bsky.social @mosey239.bsky.social

Not the wheelie terror

aug 13, 2025, 4:16 am • 5 0 • view
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melaniej49.bsky.social @melaniej49.bsky.social

Horrors 😱

aug 13, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social

LEARN ENGLISH (ADVANCED): “Pop a wheelie” A graphic idiom meaning to pleasure oneself to climax in an automobile. Use with care.

aug 12, 2025, 1:37 pm • 9 0 • view
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Her1st @her1st.bsky.social

*gasp. Clutches pearls. Was he speeding too?

aug 13, 2025, 12:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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hansoincorporated.bsky.social @hansoincorporated.bsky.social

He thinks kids playing on bikes is a crime... is this why so many of these creatures are in the Epstien files?

aug 13, 2025, 10:07 am • 4 0 • view
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ychi06.bsky.social @ychi06.bsky.social

My 9 year old does wheelies! Get a grip! It's a fun skill to have.

aug 13, 2025, 7:38 am • 4 0 • view
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bra5690.bsky.social @bra5690.bsky.social

They are using the terms thugs and gangsters but they want to use the N word.

aug 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 9 0 • view
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tiredofthisshit.bsky.social @tiredofthisshit.bsky.social

FOADS nazis.

aug 13, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
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continentaldivide.bsky.social @continentaldivide.bsky.social

These disrespectful youths should take this behavior to the failed liberal enclave of Sturgis, South Dakota where such behavior belongs. There they can race their motors and wear aggressive clothing to their hearts' contents.

aug 13, 2025, 12:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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philmiz.bsky.social @philmiz.bsky.social

What a snowflake

aug 13, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
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stoney123.bsky.social @stoney123.bsky.social

Oooh that must have been terrifying. Lololol

aug 13, 2025, 11:33 am • 1 0 • view
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thwarted🥪 @thwarted.bsky.social

You got points in GTA5 for doing wheelies, so it is obviously a crime.

aug 12, 2025, 2:17 pm • 2 0 • view