Go, Tom!!!!!

"I want to spend more time with my family."

You know it's bad when even Tom Cruise won't take an accolade.

Damn, never thought I’d see the day I’d applaud that jerk (Cruise).

He could have just said he doesn’t agree with his policies?

He knows it's a farce. Anyone who accepts an award from trump will live forever in the knowledge they were just desperate pathetic wannabes.

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He was getting a haircut, silly!

He probably views the MAGA cult as competition to his Scientology cult.

Even Scientology rejects the orange man

Gene Simmons happily accepted 🫠

I don't know where Tom stands politically. But he is smart enough not to associate with the dumpster fire. That show will be hosted by the orange piece of 💩. Who's actually going to watch it anyway?

It's not like Tom doesn't have others things to keep him busy outside of movies. He has an evil cult to run you know.

For a xenu worshiping, suicidal nutcase, that’s pretty honorable

I still don’t like his culty ass. But good for him, I guess.

Thinking the same thing!

He doesn't have to make a flimsy excuse. Why not just say, "No, I won't accept it."

Take that Orange Man

I like how MAGAs call every goddamn thing under the sun a "cult", but when its an actual cult follower, they're like, "Hey, Top Gun was a good movie. Do you want a medal?"

This is the SNP leader in Westminster. When asked to meet the orange goblin on his recent visit,Steven said "Too busy, I'll be washing my hair"

I'll just add, the fascist booked a table at a restaurant. When the staff were told who it was, everyone of them,including the chef, refused to serve him! The manager had to phone back and cancel. We don't like nazis in this country. Nice to have something to be proud of nowadays

Happened to JD and his wife in the Cotswolds. Being reported over here in the UK (to back you up!)

Thanks. I couldn't find it lol

Got a cite for that? It sounds made up.

My partner read it to me this morning from threads. I'll see if she can find it and get back

OK, thanks! It's not that I doubt you, I just want to make sure.

We couldn't find it but Kate says it was in the Cotswolds. Best I can do atm

He’s scheduled to poop that day.

“I’m washing my hair, horoscope says stay home, dentist appointment, pickleball reservation”

I was just one person would give the honest excuse “I want nothing to do with your disgusting administration.”

To be fair, do you know his fall schedule? I would like to think all of the “honorees “ have a scheduling conflict.

I love it because Cruise is someone who literally thinks that his purpose in life is to harness his own alien superpowers, and he doesn't even fall for T****'s bullshit.

That's awesome, Tom. F*** that guy!

If Sylvester Stallone had half a fucking brain left, he would’ve walked away from that fucking cult too The Italian stallion has become the new Italian Mussolini

Not my favourite but if he declined over principles then he’s gained a little respect from me.

He'll probably call Kid Rock or Billy Ray Cyrus 🤣🤣🤣

According to Cruise’s publicist, he’s got a prior engagement he can’t get out of: checking for holes in his eyelids.

Sometimes you have to draw the line somewhere, maybe his is one cult at a time

Wow...I thought he was a trumper. My respect for him just went up a nanotechnology scale.

His mums cooking a Lamb Roast that night. Dont worry the older Australians will get this reference even if you don't.

Is that the same as washing your hair, or rearranging your sock drawer?

There was an add in Australia with Naomi Watts where she wins a date with Tom Cruise but turns it down cause her mum is making a lamb roast that night. But yeah basically. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfa2...

Isn't he also Canadian?

His father took a job with the Canadian Armed Forces. He lived in Ottawa for a couple years.

He lived there for a while, but he was born in NY

smart man...just stay away ...if trump offers you a crumb you are beholden to him forever

Smart not a good career move to be seen with orange nazi

Dodged that bullet

Attababe, Tom. Set the example, bro.

A study in courage. Too bad Tom … you were so close!

Wrong cult

He's washing his hair that night.

He and his PR team know that's a disaster waiting to happen. I don't blame him from wanting none of that smoke that'd be waiting for him. He's probably a MAGA nut in reality too. Rich and Scientologist? yeah wouldn't be a leap but he knows to keep that ish on the DL for the sake of his image.

Damn, even the Scientologists hate him.

Cruise doesn't need an excuse. If he said he had to wait for a plumber that would have sufficed with the public. Who wants anything from this greedy, rotten man!

None of the nominated will benefit from showing up. To the contrary.

I mean, good on him, but he’s also a Scientologist?