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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

oh so you hate hot women with swords

aug 29, 2025, 2:45 am • 11 0

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

no i hate josh wheaton

aug 29, 2025, 2:47 am • 15 0 • view
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auralyn, catgirl priestess 🔵 @auralyn.bsky.social

idk if this was a legit error or part of the thing but his name is actually joss whedon for those who did a quadtake at this joss whedon will wheaton and their unholy child josh wheadon

aug 29, 2025, 3:12 am • 4 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

his name is josh wheaton

aug 29, 2025, 3:14 am • 4 0 • view
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auralyn, catgirl priestess 🔵 @auralyn.bsky.social

his name is josh wheaton

aug 29, 2025, 3:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

yeah

aug 29, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Natasha @natashas.bsky.social

I hate sm that I'm aware that that's the protagonist from God's Not Dead

aug 29, 2025, 3:40 am • 2 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

yes so do i. watching Buffy and hating joss are not mutually exclusive

aug 29, 2025, 2:53 am • 9 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

but what if i didn't give him anything

aug 29, 2025, 2:55 am • 5 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

girl you pirate everything!!!! you wouldn't be giving him diddly squat!!

aug 29, 2025, 2:55 am • 8 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

i would be giving him mind share!

aug 29, 2025, 3:07 am • 4 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

girl you watched goddamn Seven Brides for Seven Brothers!!!

aug 29, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

entirely different

aug 29, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

also u dont REALLY need to watch Buffy. ik you don't watch any tv anyway. you do need to read Bram Stoker's Dracula tho

aug 29, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Charli @tato-potat.bsky.social

and also watch Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula

aug 29, 2025, 3:23 am • 2 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

not disagreeing but i am of the opinion that the film adaptations of Dracula are entirely separate from the novel because of how the book is structured

aug 29, 2025, 3:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Charli @tato-potat.bsky.social

oh, absolutely, but Gary Oldman is extremely cunty as Dracula and i believe that makes it an important entry in the vampire media canon

aug 29, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

tell me Buffy Rocket Launcher doesnt go hard as fuck

aug 29, 2025, 2:58 am • 10 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

i hate josh wheaton

aug 29, 2025, 3:46 am • 8 0 • view
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dr. misses normal wife @category-fury.bsky.social

he barely had anything to do with the show after like one season because SMG and him did not get along and they couldnt replace her

aug 29, 2025, 3:48 am • 6 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

hmmmmmmmmmm

aug 29, 2025, 3:49 am • 4 0 • view
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dr. misses normal wife @category-fury.bsky.social

he hate Josh Wheaton but buffy is essentially viewing. also just as a weird queer kid it was a super important show to me specifically

aug 29, 2025, 3:50 am • 8 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

everyone says this and i believe it i'm just lazy tbh

aug 29, 2025, 3:53 am • 6 0 • view
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dr. misses normal wife @category-fury.bsky.social

we* essential* jfc

aug 29, 2025, 4:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Brendan @bear.bzky.team

i will third the buffy rec

aug 29, 2025, 3:54 am • 4 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

it's what the tv show from I Saw the TV Glow is based on

aug 29, 2025, 3:52 am • 6 0 • view
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Brendan @bear.bzky.team

queen

aug 29, 2025, 3:54 am • 2 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

he is not responsible for SMG's incredible powerful swag

aug 29, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

smg has such powerful initials already

aug 29, 2025, 3:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social

"No weapon forged by man can hurt me" being subverted by "yeah, that's because those weapons were shit back then" is such a good twist on the formula.

aug 29, 2025, 4:29 am • 2 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

"yeah but have we tried A Literal Rocket Launcher" as a response to "no weapon forged" just fucking rules

aug 29, 2025, 4:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social

Definitely ranks up there over c-section and "stabbed by a girl and a hobbit"

aug 29, 2025, 4:39 am • 2 0 • view
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social

honestly i love all of those. when i watched LOTR for the first time i deadass stood up and cheered at "i am no man"

aug 29, 2025, 4:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social

I like it too! I just think a rocket launcher is cooler!

aug 29, 2025, 4:44 am • 1 0 • view
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The Corporate Power @agp.ceo

based

aug 29, 2025, 2:50 am • 3 0 • view
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gretchen @boxofmillipedes.bsky.social

i agree with you on this issue

aug 29, 2025, 2:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team

everyone comes around eventually

aug 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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gretchen @boxofmillipedes.bsky.social

i have also never watched buffy!

aug 29, 2025, 3:04 am • 2 0 • view