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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Starting a petition to reassign Pete Hegseth to a job as a CrossFit instructor in suburban Dallas

aug 19, 2025, 12:44 am • 431 32

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jonvrehm.bsky.social @jonvrehm.bsky.social

Even if he did pull-ups right, who cares? He’s not paid to be an athlete or first responder where you need a lot of upper body strength. Tired of politician workout videos.

aug 19, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
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ThrowingSchlitz @throwingschlitz.bsky.social

C’mon let us just mock the cunt. You should join in too. It’s fun!

aug 19, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social

If Newsome can do even 1 perfect form pull-up, there’s a trolling opportunity here.

aug 19, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 1 • view
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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social

man why would you post this shit. i can't do a pull up either but you don't see me making videos about it

aug 19, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Flames on the side of my face. @artificialmcb.bsky.social

…how do I have a better chin up than the SecDef whose entire brand is personal fitness to increase “lethality”

aug 19, 2025, 12:47 am • 4 0 • view
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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

Lethality reserved for a bottle of Jim Beam. It’s a bad bad day to be a bottle of mediocre whiskey when Hegseth is around.

aug 19, 2025, 12:53 am • 4 0 • view
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Flames on the side of my face. @artificialmcb.bsky.social

I think he’s a gin guy? Which brings shame on to me, a gin guy.

aug 19, 2025, 12:54 am • 3 0 • view
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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social

this administration has taken so much from us (my favorite drug is ketamine)

aug 19, 2025, 2:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Trust Me, I’m an Art Major 🇺🇦 @artmajor.bsky.social

Sad! Hopefully he never gets into my purple Canadian gin.

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aug 19, 2025, 12:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Flames on the side of my face. @artificialmcb.bsky.social

Gin guys unite!

A clover club with clovers
aug 19, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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runningoutwest.bsky.social @runningoutwest.bsky.social

Most embarrassing thing I have ever seen.

aug 19, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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jacieminniepep.bsky.social @jacieminniepep.bsky.social

That's my kind of pull-up. I'm a grandma.

aug 19, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
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theodoreartnyc @theodoreartnyc.bsky.social

Zumba. He’s more fit for that.

aug 19, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donovan Maust @dtmaust.bsky.social

Don’t insult CrossFit like that. Yikes.

aug 19, 2025, 1:01 am • 3 0 • view
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fibboi.bsky.social @fibboi.bsky.social

Let’s celebrate with a room temperature glass of raw milk

aug 19, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Marcello Graziano 🇺🇦 @marcellograz.bsky.social

Lots of crosses, lil’ fit.

aug 19, 2025, 12:56 am • 3 0 • view
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That Dave @dm2112.bsky.social

Dallas says

aug 19, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Hoon @hoon.bsky.social

He’d be no-repped every single time. Then again, maybe Greg Glassman will give him an honorary degree

aug 19, 2025, 12:50 am • 5 0 • view
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Spencer @revenus.bsky.social

Please tell me that was like the 20th rep?

aug 19, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Quintessential example of a guy who doesn’t know the difference between “working out” and “training.”

aug 19, 2025, 1:00 am • 88 0 • view
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Flames on the side of my face. @artificialmcb.bsky.social

Yeah I know I know they’re incapable of feeling shame

aug 19, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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nadezhda the cockroach 🪳 @antiwhimsybrigade.bsky.social

but like, come on. surely some DoD psyops unit could've made it look like pete hegseth can do a chin-up

aug 19, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Flames on the side of my face. @artificialmcb.bsky.social

Like how is he not embarrassed to post this?

aug 19, 2025, 1:01 am • 9 0 • view
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Chad @shoopmonster.bsky.social

That's what I did as a middle schooler before lifting enough in high school to do multiple reps. I was 100 lbs in 3rd grade.

aug 19, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

My strongest gym opinion, even knowing the not-actually-terrible CrossFit reasoning behind using them, is that kipping pull-ups are bad, stupid, risky, and completely not useful

aug 19, 2025, 1:50 am • 66 0 • view
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net

i do not understand the point of them?

aug 19, 2025, 1:51 am • 14 0 • view
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brandtawitt √+⚖️s @brandtawitt.bsky.social

higher numbers feel good, and the movement is over the top so you feel like you’re doing something really tough and athletic

aug 19, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
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boyishman.bsky.social @boyishman.bsky.social

Reps, most likely

aug 19, 2025, 1:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Yeah that's how they end up getting used, to pump up numbers for workouts with rep targets, which is a horrible way to utilize them

aug 19, 2025, 1:55 am • 11 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

For highly experienced athletes who can also do bar muscle-ups, the kipping pull-up is a decent test of that measure of strength. IMO, it doesn't actually build that strength in any meaningful way, so even that tiny segment of people probably shouldn't practice them often

aug 19, 2025, 1:53 am • 16 0 • view
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Lonestar Gooner @lonestargooner.bsky.social

Hey, don’t send him here…😤

aug 19, 2025, 5:25 am • 2 0 • view
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geofflangdale.bsky.social @geofflangdale.bsky.social

The kipping pullups and the idea that rhabdomyolysis was funny ("Uncle Rhabdo") pretty much dispelled any impression that "Couch" (Glassman) knew what he was talking about or gave 2 shits about the safety of his trainees.

aug 19, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Chad Riding @chadcanplan.bsky.social

Kipping pull-ups make sense if this is all for performative masculinity and really fits in with the whole Hegseth-RFK Jr vibe.

aug 19, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Jon Ficke @jonficke.bsky.social

kipping pullups are awful and only useful in demonstrating to people who observe someone who does them that the person doing kipping pullups is not to be trusted or listened to.

aug 19, 2025, 1:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Yeah if you're a literal CrossFit Games athlete do them for your sport, I guess, but nobody else should

aug 19, 2025, 1:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Jon Ficke @jonficke.bsky.social

If the goal is "do kipping pullups" then sure, I guess, do kipping pullups. But if the goal is "exercise safely and effectively," or "don't look like a complete asshat for no reason other than to impress idiots" then do not, under any circumstances, do kipping pullups.

aug 19, 2025, 1:59 am • 5 0 • view
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Chris W @mountainshots.bsky.social

How to enrich your surgeon with one weird trick

aug 19, 2025, 1:54 am • 3 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Strong correlation between the emergence of CrossFit and the explosion of physical therapy providers

aug 19, 2025, 1:54 am • 8 0 • view
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev

They call that the virtuous cycle

aug 19, 2025, 1:57 am • 2 0 • view
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cousyscozie.bsky.social @cousyscozie.bsky.social

I'm thankful for this proliferation of practioners as a middle aged basketball enjoyer. Back to back years in PT!

aug 19, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social

He does it to get MTG horny

aug 19, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Nondescript. @imaginaryperson222.bsky.social

Jesus, kipping chin ups? He didn't even make it over the bar. How sad.

aug 19, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Ira Rigaud 🇭🇹 🇺🇸 @irarigaud.bsky.social

Hey! My suburban Chicago CrossFit coaches would have many correction notes for me if I looked liked this: first and foremost is you can’t kip on a chin up Also this isn’t a kip, it’s frog legs which is a classic CrossFit beginner’s mistake

aug 19, 2025, 12:50 am • 2 0 • view
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Korben @korbencivars.bsky.social

Please I’m begging you. This city is enough of a dumpster fire. We don’t need that guy showing up and making it worse.

aug 19, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Lonestar Gooner @lonestargooner.bsky.social

Please don’t send him here.😅

aug 19, 2025, 5:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Not Dead yet @rainbowbody.bsky.social

I showed this to my 11 year old girl and she said, "that is just sad"

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aug 19, 2025, 1:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Lmao

aug 19, 2025, 1:19 am • 3 0 • view
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Doc McDoom @docmcdoom.bsky.social

He's thinking to himself, "Do it for Erwin!"

aug 19, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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leighsom.bsky.social @leighsom.bsky.social

God the old privileged white guy bro energy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤮🤣🤮😂🤮🤮😂🤮

aug 19, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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GregP @kaiasdad.bsky.social

The loss of gym ego leads to the actual use of the assisted pull up machine. Max ROM, max squeeze at the top, max gains. Thing of beauty

aug 19, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

Give me ten crisp assisted pull-ups over that kipping stuff anytime

aug 19, 2025, 1:49 am • 3 0 • view
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GregP @kaiasdad.bsky.social

Amen dude. I caught that insta vid before. Congrats on the PR!

aug 19, 2025, 1:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Ghosts of Doggerland @onlylooksharmless.bsky.social

You know they'd fire him when he kept showing up drunk. Even if they don't have standards, they've got an insurance policy they have to honor.

aug 19, 2025, 1:08 am • 11 0 • view
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social

You can mess with a lot of things in this country but businesses avoiding risk of liability isn’t one of them

aug 19, 2025, 1:09 am • 11 0 • view
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Ghosts of Doggerland @onlylooksharmless.bsky.social

"Look, Pete, I like you. I do. And the ladies like you too. And I know you like the ladies. But look, man, I can't keep you -- I can smell the Jack from across the room, and our insurer has requirements. One lawsuit without them and I lose my house and the F350, man. Sorry, but you've got to go."

aug 19, 2025, 1:13 am • 9 0 • view
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Dallas Marcella @dallasmarcella.bsky.social

When RFK is the one going for hypertrophy training lmao

aug 19, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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incapotomus.bsky.social @incapotomus.bsky.social

Me when I’m bombing the Presidential Fitness Test in fifth grade.

aug 19, 2025, 12:48 am • 16 0 • view
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VestigialLars @vestigiallars.bsky.social

Ha yeah me too!

aug 19, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
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incapotomus.bsky.social @incapotomus.bsky.social

The little butterfly kick is such a classic hanging-on-for-dear-life move

aug 19, 2025, 1:00 am • 7 0 • view
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King V @mrsaver.bsky.social

I watched each person in the video and not a single one successfully completes a pull up. How can a not obese adult man not do one pull up? I’m not crazily fit and can knock out at least 8 pretty easily

aug 20, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view