*sleeping on my mom’s couch because I’m helping her with a cleaning job* Mom: “Smell my hand, it’s the secret to my salsa. Me, half asleep: …oregano?
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I tried to go back to sleep and she stuck a spoon in my mouth and said “taste this”
jul 9, 2025, 9:29 pm • 11 0 • view
see, you're describing the literal alternate reality version of identical behavior, but as i experienced it growing up if napping on the couch and told "smell this" or having a spoon thrust into my mouth saying "taste this", neither of those things was a good time life is a spectrum
jul 10, 2025, 8:48 am • 1 0 • view
Not oregano, so sage, maybe?
jul 10, 2025, 8:35 am • 0 0 • view
dill, sage, parsley, and a very small amount of thyme when chopped and mixed can provide an oregano-like smell but blossom into an undulating wave of flavor they can also absolutely ruin a birthday cake
jul 10, 2025, 8:50 am • 0 0 • view