Sleeping at Pope funeral and at his own party military parade.
Sleeping at Pope funeral and at his own party military parade.
Sure, it's good that he's dead inside, but when will the inside match the outside?
She wants Brillcream Pete.
prove to me he isn’t asleep.
Decrepit elderly old senior citizen falls asleep at his own party
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The girl cleaning her teeth with the American flag. On brand.
I think that's Eric's daughter
Of course
omg 😂 Can you imagine if Malia or Sasha had done something like that as children (or even adults, for that matter)? MAGA would've called for the lowering of the age limit for the death penalty.
Hahhh I didn't notice that
They're also having to put up with the smell. Long parade = full diaper! 💩
Low energy! Right, jeb? Please clap
Walt Nauta was showing intense concern in another video clip. He's been with him 24/7 now for how long?
gonna put this in a frame
Bowels letting loose
Sleepy time.
She's working. I have a feeling her escort price is going up.
He’s asleep at his own parade?
Sundowning
Sleepy Don
Narcoleptic Taco.
“Tacolepsy”?
Fucking Hell, but this is an outstanding band name.
Beta cuck behavior, low energy, SAD!
She’s as vile as he is
I hate her as much as she hates him
Is he sleeping, or farting?
From Melania’s look, I’d say both.
God, what a loser. I’m honestly surprised Melania showed up. Wonder how much that cost him?
She looks bored. So probably not the fake Mel
Let’s see Botox ,hair coloring and extensions,new outfit ,$150,000 fee to attend 🥴
Is it just me, or is Melania looking past Sleepy Donny, toward Pete? You know I'm just trying to stir some shit but c'mon, even a middle-aged Slovenian ex-nudie model FLOTUS. has needs!
All of them make me want to throw up
The kid picking her teeth with the American flag -
Is he on his phone?
And Walt Nauta behind him.
Never fear, Melania, your day will come!
TBF, I’d be pissed too if my spouse made me go to some pathetically self indulgent event like this.
This is "please clap", but with decidedly less enthusiasm.
The DC military parade looked sad The video described by Rolling Stone sums it up: "Though rock music blared on TV, the parade itself was eerily quiet. One video…shows tanks squeaking past nearly silent crowds, sounding like a grocery cart in need of grease."
You know who nods off a lot during the day? People with dementia.
Pete won’t get fired for fucking things up at pentagon, nor for security issues …. But he will get fired for this shitty dictator birthday party.
Calculating a higher post-PERADE hourly rate to be seen with him.
Pissed ? Diaper Don is in a slumber
but enough about Melania
#SleepyDon
@jaketapper.bsky.social : the president looks sleepy. very tired. falling asleep at his 45 MILLION dollar big boy parade. Maybe you want to discuss that for the next 3 weeks?
Whoever caught this image.... stellar work. 🏆
That melted ice cream stare.
#CognitiveDecline
i love that today could very well be the worst birthday of his life
If looks could kill. She —so— wishes he were dead.
I see the look of people who know down deep that they’re being dissed by the troops who are slouching and marching out of cadence just enough so that some plausible deniability remains.
Which one? The Blue Steel? The I'm not taking a bullet for this guy? The am I the only brown person here? The what's on my toe? or the what's on his toe?
I don’t think it was very nice to take a picture of him right when he was shitting his pants again
Is he sleeping?
"A good time was had by all who stayed awake."
Is he asleep?
Is he sleeping again? Wow, lots of money spent here and he can't even stay awake for it. What a putz.
None of these people look the slightest bit happy and I love that for them.
I do too 😉
"They're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.
Is that Walt Nauta behind him? Where’s Aileen Cannon?
She is schadenfroiding like mad
The picking of your teeth with the stick of an American flag is peak Trump.
Looks like they should've had the parade in the morning.🤣
Her cloud bubble thoughts read: "You pathetic little man. Just as I suspected. No one showed up for your little birthday party."
“Barrons father is a far better man than you are.”
So, he slept during the Pope's funeral, he slept during his Birthday (sic!) Parade, now there's only one thing remaining for him to complete the trifecta - to have an open casket funeral ;)
When the uppers don't work
Maybe he needed that BreadCo (panera to you Philistines) lemonade
This is a Trump parade for sure: Overpromised and underdelivered.
Come on arteries.
Melania has spent the whole parade trying to to laugh in his face.