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CJ NOW+ @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com

That icy stare.

Donald Trump nodding off at his perverse military birthday parade as Melania looks on in contempt.
jun 15, 2025, 12:11 am • 646 65

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Denise Lanouette @osmonde.bsky.social

Sleeping at Pope funeral and at his own party military parade.

jun 15, 2025, 3:34 am • 3 1 • view
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NeoVid @neovid.bsky.social

Sure, it's good that he's dead inside, but when will the inside match the outside?

jun 15, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Kick Out The Jams @piratesandpoets.bsky.social

She wants Brillcream Pete.

jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 0 0 • view
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stretchdogg @stretchdogg.bsky.social

prove to me he isn’t asleep.

jun 15, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Microfilm @microfilm.bsky.social

Decrepit elderly old senior citizen falls asleep at his own party

jun 15, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Khloe Dawn @khloedawn.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

jun 15, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Mindhead @mrcathands.bsky.social

The girl cleaning her teeth with the American flag. On brand.

jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 5 1 • view
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WestfaliaMary @floresgardens.bsky.social

I think that's Eric's daughter

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Terri @lovemypupper.bsky.social

Of course

jun 15, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social

omg 😂 Can you imagine if Malia or Sasha had done something like that as children (or even adults, for that matter)? MAGA would've called for the lowering of the age limit for the death penalty.

jun 15, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social

Hahhh I didn't notice that

jun 15, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Timo @howardtimo.bsky.social

They're also having to put up with the smell. Long parade = full diaper! 💩

jun 15, 2025, 10:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Just a small town girl @kelizabeths.bsky.social

Low energy! Right, jeb? Please clap

jun 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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WestfaliaMary @floresgardens.bsky.social

Walt Nauta was showing intense concern in another video clip. He's been with him 24/7 now for how long?

jun 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 1 • view
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transparent, parent of a trans kid @cleanwindows.bsky.social

gonna put this in a frame

jun 15, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Cannonball Titcomb™ @cannonball-titcomb.bsky.social

Bowels letting loose

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 3 0 • view
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sjeary.bsky.social @sjeary.bsky.social

Sleepy time.

jun 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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cattlozada.bsky.social @cattlozada.bsky.social

She's working. I have a feeling her escort price is going up.

jun 15, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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💀💩L @jweland.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Erin Trotechaud @cosinegirl.bsky.social

He’s asleep at his own parade?

jun 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 46 2 • view
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Suzanne W @booklady127.bsky.social

Sundowning

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Jan C Kraus @jkrau.bsky.social

Sleepy Don

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 16 1 • view
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Blasé Boylan @blazesboylan.bsky.social

Narcoleptic Taco.

jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 17 0 • view
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Blasé Boylan @blazesboylan.bsky.social

“Tacolepsy”?

jun 15, 2025, 1:37 am • 7 0 • view
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Guachi @guachi.bsky.social

Fucking Hell, but this is an outstanding band name.

jun 15, 2025, 12:25 am • 7 0 • view
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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama @teleskiguy.bsky.social

Beta cuck behavior, low energy, SAD!

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 5 0 • view
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Baudrillard or Bust 🏳️‍⚧️ @baudrillardorbust.bsky.social

She’s as vile as he is

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Suzanne @suzannebell.bsky.social

I hate her as much as she hates him

jun 15, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Deb Chasse @debchasse.bsky.social

Is he sleeping, or farting?

jun 15, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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CJ NOW+ @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com

From Melania’s look, I’d say both.

jun 15, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social

God, what a loser. I’m honestly surprised Melania showed up. Wonder how much that cost him?

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 15 2 • view
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Suzanne W @booklady127.bsky.social

She looks bored. So probably not the fake Mel

jun 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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grammymoore.bsky.social @grammymoore.bsky.social

Let’s see Botox ,hair coloring and extensions,new outfit ,$150,000 fee to attend 🥴

jun 15, 2025, 1:09 am • 5 1 • view
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Vicky Green @turnupthefunk.bsky.social

Is it just me, or is Melania looking past Sleepy Donny, toward Pete? You know I'm just trying to stir some shit but c'mon, even a middle-aged Slovenian ex-nudie model FLOTUS. has needs!

jun 15, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
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berry flavor🫐 @lxciv.bsky.social

All of them make me want to throw up

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
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They’re, There, Their @keithlabrecque.bsky.social

The kid picking her teeth with the American flag -

jun 15, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
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ENVY2024 @envy2024.bsky.social

Is he on his phone?

jun 15, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Mask Wearing Doggie @tbas7000.bsky.social

And Walt Nauta behind him.

jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Stretchdad vs the Dicktocracy @stretchdad.bsky.social

Never fear, Melania, your day will come!

jun 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike @mtannenbaum.bsky.social

TBF, I’d be pissed too if my spouse made me go to some pathetically self indulgent event like this.

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Paul A. @paul.ofthenorth.ca

This is "please clap", but with decidedly less enthusiasm.

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Ian Johnson 🔆 @mrianjohnson.bsky.social

The DC military parade looked sad The video described by Rolling Stone sums it up: "Though rock music blared on TV, the parade itself was eerily quiet. One video…shows tanks squeaking past nearly silent crowds, sounding like a grocery cart in need of grease."

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jun 15, 2025, 11:09 am • 5 0 • view
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Elektra @elektrac.bsky.social

You know who nods off a lot during the day? People with dementia.

jun 15, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
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McWidget @notmuch.bsky.social

Pete won’t get fired for fucking things up at pentagon, nor for security issues …. But he will get fired for this shitty dictator birthday party.

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 25 2 • view
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Moi Polloi @moipolloi.bsky.social

Calculating a higher post-PERADE hourly rate to be seen with him.

jun 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
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southst1.bsky.social @southst1.bsky.social

Pissed ? Diaper Don is in a slumber

jun 15, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rich Hill’s Blister @blisterrich.bsky.social

but enough about Melania

jun 15, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
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ProudDetroiter @detroitstrong.bsky.social

#SleepyDon

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Feisty Brunette @feistybrunette.bsky.social

@jaketapper.bsky.social : the president looks sleepy. very tired. falling asleep at his 45 MILLION dollar big boy parade. Maybe you want to discuss that for the next 3 weeks?

jun 16, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Flipturns 🏊‍♀️🦋🌈🐁🐈📷🤳🐢🐇💐🌞😎🎸🎹🎶✂️🎨🖼🍎🐴📲☎️📖👢⛰️🌋⛺️🦒🐧📻🌂 ⛱️ 🐟🏰🪣💩🚽🚗🚣‍♂️ ⛵️📺🦉🌙🐄 🐔🦉 @flipturns.bsky.social

Whoever caught this image.... stellar work. 🏆

jun 15, 2025, 12:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Wingnutter @wingnutter.bsky.social

That melted ice cream stare.

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
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whammerkid.bsky.social @whammerkid.bsky.social

#CognitiveDecline

jun 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Cracked Commie @crackedcommie.bsky.social

i love that today could very well be the worst birthday of his life

jun 15, 2025, 2:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Anton Valenciaga 🇨🇦 @vmg-ylw.bsky.social

If looks could kill. She —so— wishes he were dead.

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 1 • view
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Mary Torgersen 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪 @marytorgersen.bsky.social

I see the look of people who know down deep that they’re being dissed by the troops who are slouching and marching out of cadence just enough so that some plausible deniability remains.

jun 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social

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jun 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Agrajag @agrajaggi.bsky.social

Which one? The Blue Steel? The I'm not taking a bullet for this guy? The am I the only brown person here? The what's on my toe? or the what's on his toe?

jun 15, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Mister Clear Skies @rudymadrox.bsky.social

I don’t think it was very nice to take a picture of him right when he was shitting his pants again

jun 15, 2025, 12:58 am • 8 1 • view
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chico-and-boots.bsky.social @chico-and-boots.bsky.social

Is he sleeping?

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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The Whiner @thewhiner.bsky.social

"A good time was had by all who stayed awake."

jun 15, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Boring Happy Midwesterner @dstonekloth.bsky.social

Is he asleep?

jun 15, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Dianne B @dianned.bsky.social

Is he sleeping again? Wow, lots of money spent here and he can't even stay awake for it. What a putz.

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 8 2 • view
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Rachel Walker @orchidorkidum.bsky.social

None of these people look the slightest bit happy and I love that for them.

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 54 1 • view
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Suzanne W @booklady127.bsky.social

I do too 😉

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Brett Should Be Writing @brettwritesit.bsky.social

"They're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.

jun 15, 2025, 12:44 am • 8 0 • view
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Blasé Boylan @blazesboylan.bsky.social

Is that Walt Nauta behind him? Where’s Aileen Cannon?

jun 15, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner :: @kgardner.bsky.social

She is schadenfroiding like mad

jun 15, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
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WarrenOatesGTO @warrenoatesgto.bsky.social

The picking of your teeth with the stick of an American flag is peak Trump.

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 10 1 • view
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Julie Jones @juliejones.bsky.social

Looks like they should've had the parade in the morning.🤣

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew C. White @andrewcwhite.bsky.social

Her cloud bubble thoughts read: "You pathetic little man. Just as I suspected. No one showed up for your little birthday party."

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social

“Barrons father is a far better man than you are.”

jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Larry Flint @laryatflint.bsky.social

So, he slept during the Pope's funeral, he slept during his Birthday (sic!) Parade, now there's only one thing remaining for him to complete the trifecta - to have an open casket funeral ;)

jun 15, 2025, 12:19 am • 4 1 • view
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Dave in Ohio @daveinohio.bsky.social

What she's thinking

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social

When the uppers don't work

jun 15, 2025, 12:13 am • 9 0 • view
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🚂 🏳️‍⚧️ I R M A 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼 @ironirma103.bsky.social

Maybe he needed that BreadCo (panera to you Philistines) lemonade

jun 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Boopy Beep Machine @80hd.bsky.social

This is a Trump parade for sure: Overpromised and underdelivered.

jun 15, 2025, 12:22 am • 4 0 • view
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davidonstrike @davidonstrike.bsky.social

Come on arteries.

jun 15, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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The Immortal Doom @doomforpresident.bsky.social

Melania has spent the whole parade trying to to laugh in his face.

jun 15, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view