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Holocaust denier/Nazi fundraiser/reputed floor-pooper Chuck C. Johnson is now on the hook for more than $72 million. That’s gonna leave a mark. Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude?

FINAL JUDGMENT: This final judgment is issued pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 58(a). It is ORDERED that Plaintiff Lambert shall recover $47,000,000.00 from Defendant Johnson. Furthermore, it is ORDERED that Plaintiff Point Bridge Capital shall recover $24,000,000.00 from Defendant Johnson. Further, it is ORDERED that Plaintiffs shall recover from Defendant Johnson the cost of the suit and reasonable attorney's fees. On due consideration of the hours and expenses incurred in pursuing the compensable claims, it is ORDERED that Plaintiffs shall collectively recover $1,033,130.00 in fees and costs from Defendant Johnson.
aug 1, 2025, 12:51 am • 105 27

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Vyvyan Basterd @vyvyanbasterd.bsky.social

guarantee that prick is thinking "I owe you $72 million? Sounds like a you problem, not a me problem" or he's counting on famous friends

aug 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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@Crowebarre @davidcrowe.bsky.social

Disambiguating the Johnsons is as important as distinguishing between Naomi Klein and Naomi Wolf. I’m sure you are sick of it.

aug 1, 2025, 3:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Benjamin Titus @bennyswitch.bsky.social

Hard to fathom that this guy has anything close to this to lose. I believe it, it’s just hard to fathom.

aug 1, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth Potter Graham, JD @elizabethpgraham.bsky.social

It must be difficult sharing a name with him. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...

aug 1, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
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CJ NOW+ @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com

Difficult for him, you mean? 😏

aug 1, 2025, 1:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Kevinstacean @kevinsfingers.bsky.social

Oh god I almost forgot about the floor shitter

aug 1, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Filth Collins @davidkelley718.bsky.social

How many floors is he gonna have to crap on to come up with that kind of money?

aug 1, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
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CJ NOW+ @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com

Last time I checked, the Rage Furby was still trying to front like this was a big win for him because he is a master poker player lol

aug 1, 2025, 1:01 am • 14 0 • view
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DogsDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social

Once, he merely wiped the floor. Now, he is the one with whom the floor is wiped. He is: Chuck Johnson, floor-shitter.

aug 1, 2025, 12:53 am • 6 0 • view
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Long Time Listener @isacromulentword.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 1:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Alex @tifosiotaku.bsky.social

Oh 💩

aug 1, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Long Time Listener @isacromulentword.bsky.social

Well played

aug 1, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Alex @tifosiotaku.bsky.social

If it wasn’t for Cotton Eye Joe, I woulda been married long time ago Where did you come from Where did you go Chuck C. Johnson pooped on the floor.

aug 1, 2025, 1:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Long Time Listener @isacromulentword.bsky.social

🤣

aug 1, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Alex @tifosiotaku.bsky.social

(Not mine, saw it in a Twitter post sadly lost to the sands of time and it stuck with me since.)

aug 1, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Long Time Listener @isacromulentword.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social

First time I've ever googled "floor pooper."

aug 1, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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It's Kit, Taking Arms Against a Sea of Troubles @thekitastrophe.bsky.social

Oh, that's lovely news. Just lovely. Couldn't happen to a more repulsive felliw.

aug 1, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social

Might even leave a skid-mark ...

aug 1, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Grasha @yinzerjeff.bsky.social

He's a floor pooper? Who wodda thunk it

aug 1, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
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CJ NOW+ @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com

ALLEGEDLY

aug 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social

He's alleged in his own mind ... such as it is.

aug 1, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Krista Elliott @kristaelliott.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 12:53 am • 3 0 • view
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social

we love to see it

aug 1, 2025, 12:55 am • 4 0 • view