They do call it a police call after all

Oh I see- it’s like Adopt a Road but with blue cities All those pics of them loitering around I was like, hand them a broom and say ‘if you got time to lean, you got time to clean’

Someone here astutely pointed out that neon vests on top of camo is something ya just can't make up.

Littering is a crime, so they are collecting evidence.

Those bags? Stuffed with crime. The absolute worst crimes you can imagine. Muscle-bound men and Black women from Chicago are standing on the corners crying with joy and somehow contacting the White House to say they're yearning for a dictator and permanent occupying military force. Noble (sic) prize

The Noble Square Peace prize!