Moving a 🍾into the fridge. Just to be prepared… I drank the bottle I had in there for election night 2024 in the beginning of December.

The MAGAs won’t know what to do without their Geppetto.

Dom for me.

I have fireworks ready to go but bsky.app/profile/nouv...

I feel like the appropriate drink comes from the bottom of the shelf, if I’m being honest. Extra points for a pretentious name or gold lettering, while still being sold in a plastic bottle.

Oh, I’m gonna party like it’s 1999.

I'm feeling a degree of tension because I haven't thought to make any plans, I guess I never even dreamed I could be that lucky

Scotch in August is tremendous.

I just hope I'm alive to see it. 🤔

I’m laughing because y’all knew exactly what I meant by “that glorious day.”

Haha. I am planning on a fantastic steak dinner. Going all out with some wagyu 😊

When your manuscript is accepted for publication?

I’m old enough to remember 10+ presidential elections, and the ONLY one whose results produced literal spontaneous dancing in the streets all over the country was 2020.

Damn right I did.

Pepperidge farm knows too 😂

If wishes were horses, that pedo would [kind of rhymes with ride]

I was going to get completely and righteously toasted, but now I can't because of my new job. I don't know what I'm going to do, I can't go back to booze.

I’m not drinking either. There are some really good nonalcoholic ciders, beer & wine out there. Now they start with real wine and de-alcoholize it. No idea how but that’s why the flavor is so close to the real thing. FYI.

I'm seeing this posted more & more...

I don’t even care if it really is an old Soviet joke, it’s just so appropriate. An alleged Republican is literally trying to personally seize control of every detail of the economy, declaring himself a dictator, and free-market republicans are totally fine with it. The world has gone insane.

And yet,

This is a Canadian op ed. He’s an idiot, but he’s making scary progress installing himself as dictator. bsky.app/profile/jims...

Same

I have a savings fund set aside to pay for the travel and any associated fines necessary to piss on his grave

JD Vance is tan, rested, and ready, per his interview.

Air will be sweeter. Colors will be clearer.