Everyone on Bluesky sitting around, trying desperately not to jump too hard on the #trumpisdead bandwagon, because we’re all far too sensible and level headed to believe these wild internet rumours, and yet desperately hoping against hope that it might just possibly be true.
Hu? Missed that ^^
I think Trump will reappear in five days time with the body of a Greek God & a significantly extended lifespan thanks to experimental nanotechnology. Nobody seems to be speculating on the other place (admittedly I don’t follow politics there), but that seems significant
I thought it was trending over there!
In my defence I only follow wrestling & NFL, but the bonkers algorithm still throws politics in my face sometimes because…well, because it’s fecking Twitter (I hate using it, but all the big wrestling accounts are there 🤷🏻♀️) Personally I haven’t seen anything
Maybe we realise that tRump’s death opens the gates for Vance Younger, capable of much more chaos and hatred and turmoil The American Republic Is dead … Amerika lives and there are no quick ways out the mess we all see
Be careful what you wish for, the next president may be a Trump on steroids but smarter
Should read #TrumpIsBraindead Makes more sense.