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Senta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social

McDonald's is now offering an adult Happy Meal. This feels like when hardware stores started selling pink hammers. Please stop with this nonsense.

aug 8, 2025, 12:27 am • 19 1

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Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social

While we're at it can we have a chat with whoever keeps putting ruffles on adult women's clothes? I just want a normal dress to wear to a wedding!

aug 8, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Senta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social

So many ruffles and poufs!

aug 8, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
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CJ Loves Horror @cjloveshorror.bsky.social

I'm actually okay with an adult happy meal. Give me a quarter pounder, a medium fry, a drink, AND a toy?! I'm down.

aug 8, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andy Jakcsy @ilgreven.bsky.social

And Wendy's is doing that AND kicking off Augustween with a Wednesday-themed Meal of Misfortune...

aug 8, 2025, 9:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Dee @tutudee.bsky.social

I love my pink hammer. Works exactly the same as my old one, but stays cleaner because no one else wants to use it.

aug 8, 2025, 2:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com

Does it pay off your mortgage?

aug 8, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Senta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social

😂

aug 8, 2025, 4:49 am • 2 0 • view
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The T is Tsilent @stevenstaples38.bsky.social

I’m going to buy it for the McDonaldland merch….

aug 8, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Eric J. Robbins @ericjrobbins.bsky.social

Instead of a toy does it come with anti-depressants?

aug 8, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Senta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social

Not that’s an idea!

aug 8, 2025, 4:49 am • 2 0 • view
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betsyberkleypuig.bsky.social @betsyberkleypuig.bsky.social

I'm gonna need them to do better. Adult sad meals, angry meals, melancholy meals and mildly amused meals just to start.

aug 8, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view