one of the best things i've ever heard in smalltown midwestern america was a white guy pointing out that it's literally impossible for a Mexican to be in the US illegally and that the US government is asinine for believing it. watching a couple of white city slickers looking stunned? PRICELESS
and his justification was that the countries are co-equal and have exchanged territory so much that a significant portion of people could have claims both ways so full faith and credit means they were treated like Canadians who overstayed: please leave 3x before deporation, etc. the liberals were>
...fucking gobsmacked. it was so damn funny. At a dive bar in Chadron, NE called The Favorite. Wings to die for, a bizarrely deep tap list, and if you leave your car in the lot because you drank too much FREE BREAKFAST THE NEXT DAY. The liberals were confused. They disdained jello shots, too.