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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

I'm going to start a new company. It's called "Machine Washable Rugs That Don't Look Like Cheap Crap For Cat Owners That Have A Cat That Sometimes Eats Too Fast And Then Pukes On The Carpet." or MWRTDLLCCFCOTHACTSETFATPOTC for short. LLC Anyways guess what I did when I got home from work.

aug 20, 2025, 1:16 am • 7 0

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Holly, of the Kats @hollykats.bsky.social

Throws you money! I have two of those! (Also, I hope His Highness is okay!)

aug 20, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

This is going to be awesome. I’m going to make tens of dollars!!!

aug 20, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Woe, a Doe @doefulwoeful.bsky.social

I WOULD SUBSCRIBE

aug 20, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

Well it wasn't going to be a subscription service, but it is now!

aug 20, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Woe, a Doe @doefulwoeful.bsky.social

My cat is a princess scarf and barf I have gotta keep a sub up

aug 20, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

lol

aug 20, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kataniyah @kataniyah.bsky.social

The names very catchy.

aug 21, 2025, 3:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

I have a nose for marketing! Not an eye, nor a mind for it. But my nose can smell a market from a mile away!

aug 21, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view