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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

Growing up, around freshman year, my favorite once in a while treat was “astronaut ice cream”, or basic freeze dried ice cream if you have no soul.

aug 20, 2025, 3:48 pm • 4 0

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Chupi @chupi.bsky.social

The astronauts may actually hate it, but that doesn't mean we have to.

aug 20, 2025, 3:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

Pfft astronauts. More like Astro-not-having-good-taste-in-deserts! What do they know!

aug 20, 2025, 4:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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💀 skeleZYN 🦇 @skelezyn.bsky.social

ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM IS THE BOMB. I used to treat myself even as an adult. Make special trips to the tourist trap to buy some. 🤣

aug 20, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

But wait, there’s more! It’s story time!

aug 20, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

Any time I was at the mall, hanging out at the mall was still a thing back then, I’d go to the store with all the sciencey stuff and in a wicker basket at the register they’d have a bunch of them, individually wrapped goodness for less than 2 bucks a sandwich.

aug 20, 2025, 3:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

Well one grows up, as one does, stores close. Life goes on. And you realize as an adult that spending what is now 6 bucks on a single ice cream sandwich is dumb.

aug 20, 2025, 3:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

So when I tell you, dear social media friend, when I went to the store today and saw these on clearance for a buck each… Best 20 bucks I’ve ever spent. Might go back for more after work. I might even give half of one to my daughter. But not the strawberry side. That’s mine!

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aug 20, 2025, 3:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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💀 skeleZYN 🦇 @skelezyn.bsky.social

YOU BOUGHT HOW MANY?! How long will that keep you stocked? 🤣

aug 20, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

At least half the day.

aug 20, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mayor DasMoose @mayordasmoose.bsky.social

The end.

aug 20, 2025, 3:55 pm • 1 0 • view