I don’t get cheating at golf when they were going to let you win anyway. I would ask ‘surely self pride would prevent that’. Then I remember he has no self pride. Cheating is like breathing to him. I may become religious just so he can literally go to Hell.
Could you imagine how hard it is for people to loose to him? Anyone with a modicum of skill would need to be purposely launching their ball in random directions.
At this rate, he will stand on the tee, say how he is going to get to the pin and sink the putt, and declare a gimme. Eventually he will just stay home and ‘dial’ it in.