What’s his prescription i need that

My guess is he's taking Tombombadil. Ask your doctor if Tombombadil is right for you.

It isnt. It never is.

"Did Tombombadil work for those people?" "Oh, no, it never does. Somehow they delude themselves into thinking it might, but... ...but Tombombadil *might* work for *us*."

God I wish that were me

mmmmmmmmhm

(unintelligible southern mumblings)

Where can you find this prose in full?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Thank you!

perfect equanimity 😌

This guy is living his absolute best life by simply not being online.

He's a better person than me. I'd go full, "I knew he was no good! He's never stayed off my lawn!". I actually accidentally spread a rumor that my notorious murder neighbor had 4 kids. Only two, but I saw people I had 0 connection to saying the same thing on social media. Oops. Best response, that.

How come rumor and neighbor don’t get a “u” in American but notorious does? Since we’re unlikely to get far understanding the rest of your post, I thought we might as well see what else we could learn.

So about the neighbor: The girl who grew up across the street from me murdered a guy and dumped the body in a rural cemetery where it was discovered by a couple playing Pokémon Go. Big local media story. I accidentally started a rumor about how many kids she had, and it spread on social media.

LMAO! No idea! Color and favorite also have no u. I think the spelling changes have a lot to do with spite, tbh. The US English standard is Merriam-Webster, and the UK goes off of the Oxford English Dictionary. Spelling hadn't been standardized before the American Revolution.

So we were left to our own devices, and some of our spellings are objectively terrible. Like "gray" instead of "grey". (Reading 18th century English literature is an exercise in decoding: spelling, capitalization, etc. Many, but not all nouns? Capitalized. Why? German???? Maybe?)

So it can remain notorious.

omfg I hadn't laughed at a post like this in a long time, thanks man xD

Fuckin A

Thank you, Senator Grassley, for your statement.

"dairy queen thyme?" *drools"

Assume deer dead

Then he jumped up, clicked his yellow boots together, and skipped away, whistling a tune.

This man is struggling so hard not to say "bless his heart"

Yo Johnny Tightlips where did they shoot ya?

go suck a lemon

May I introduce you to the low-info median voter?

It must be so nice

This man is living a life of Zen to which the rest of us can only aspire.

cool, thanks man!

Que sera, sera

god i wish that were me

prime abiding

The man with the best weed hookup in Utah

Proving again that just because a reporter interviews someone, interesting or newsworthy information does not always result.

Finding the only mentally normal guy in America sounds fairly newsworthy.

I wish I could go back to being this oblivious

Honestly, I think he's on to something. "Not my monkeys, not my circus."

Neighbors with Tom Bombadil

I am deeply perplexed why they conducted and published an interview with someone who doesn't know or care about anything that happened.

“America, this is what your life could be”

Look I'll bet this guy is happier than I am but we live in a Society!

I love his stoic view on life.

We really should all aspire to it.

this man has broken the karmic cycle

he has let go of attachments and I am confident he will achieve Buddha nature

Heh. They found The Dude.