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"Oh, you actually USED the showers?! Jesus Fucking Christ! How many times have I told you maggots, the showers are to remain dry AT ALL TIMES! Do you understand me?!"

Sounds like some NCO didn't do his job to get his privates to clean the showers enough!

Sounds like an excuse an NG would use.

Glad that I joined the navy, we were taught how to clean things so they didn't have a chance to get moldy.

Right? Like when were cleaning duties stopped at these places?

But boats are always wet after use too. Gotta be a huge mold problem in the Navy

In the navy, we cleaned the ship every day. In cruise ships they don't, and everyone gets norovirus and/or other biological baddies. 😇

Did you dry the outside of the ship every day too? I feel like the outside of the ship could get wet a lot

Just that cleaning things doesn't prevent things from getting moldy. Because when cleaning you bring additional moisture into the place, that most likely doesn't properly dry off and then it gets even more moldy.

Not if you've cleaned it properly. You'll also clean it tomorrow...

I still will get moldy. Proper ventilation is the key to prevent things from getting moldy, not cleaning the mold away.

Your house isn't an army/navy/air force barrack block. 😀 Which is a good thing, trust me.

Won't argue against that one, but still, ventilation is the key to prevent things from getting moldy, not cleaning.

We really are talking about different motivations. If you're running a military group, you want to keep the people in your unit busy. Cleaning is one of those jobs, so is polishing and silly drills. Idle hands in the military tend to mutiny.

Yeah. Them "silly drills."

Squad! Left turn! Quiiiick frolic!

Yes, the military is pointless. And sane people only go there when they are drafted, or poor and don't have no other chance to escape poverty. Except a few nutcases and the usual power hungry assholes.

There is a point to having a military. If you want to learn more, ask the Ukrainians about it. Damn, boy...

Well, if no Russian soldier and no Ukrainian soldier would have gone to war, guess what, there would be no war. And well, getting killed because some power hungry asshole looses it, fuck that bullshit.

Oh, come on now.

There were one maybe two moments when I was around the army and thought my chance of getting fratricide was high

Maybe if you didn't constantly walk in to people's sightlines...

Ah yes: The clearing barrel. The most hazardous of danger areas.

Or just don’t stand behind the clearing barrel

There is some truth to that lol

Wait, didn't Pete Hogsbreath say he wants tough war-fighters????

I've only been shot at by Americans once, and it wasn't Marines doing it.

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IR strobes look like gunshots if you're an idiot.

"Get in here and clean this bathroom!" "But Mom, we're WARFIGHTERS!" "I don't give a damn what Secretary Whiskeybreath says, you get your ass in here and clean this bathroom right now, young man!" " okay."

Is he reporting on army "intelligence"?

We give the army so much fucking money are you telling me they can't afford to clean their showers

Just remember to say "thank you for your service" at the end

Always blame someone or something else. The way the world runs. Never admit that you might have fucked up constructing a proper ventilation system. Never take any responsibility for anything.

And make the blame as illogical, irrational, and unbelievable as possible. Don't leave the shower wet after a shower? Come on, the stupidity is astounding.

Flamethrowers have to be reintroduced. For the mold and for the report.

Oh do I have stories! It starts at the recruiter's office, btw.