I presume "limestone plus" is some kind of engineered stone? Might explain how weirdly featureless it is. Also, apparently Trump doesn't know what a pallet jack is
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It's really funny that now there is a strong possibility the reason the WH residence was blasting music last night was not because Trump was in his death-throes but because they put on 'Trump Sad Mix' and he was just in his feelings over a crack in his terrible limestone porch.
aug 30, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Why would you use a soft stone for a high traffic/intensive use area?
aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 3 0 • view
If it's engineered, the limestone isn't so soft to be unusable; I suspect the idea was to have white stone because it's the white house. I also suspect the "gash" is basically a superficial mar
aug 30, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 0 • view
He got it from Haiti
aug 30, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
he's never built anything in his life as complicated as an Ikea dresser
aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 4 0 • view
subcontracted böitejvå out, stiffed the guy who built it for leaving the dowels unglued
aug 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 4 0 • view
Hell, I don't think he's capable of changing a toilet roll.
aug 30, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
this is a better comparison because I don't think he even knows assemble-yourself furniture is a thing. Also I bet he thinks that new toilet paper roll gets on their by magic. I bet he has never experienced less than a half-full toilet paper roll being present in his lifetime.
aug 30, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
That scene in Superman where Lex throws the coffee mug on the ground and immediately screams PICK THAT UP! at his staff struck me as peak Trump.
aug 30, 2025, 7:44 pm • 1 0 • view
"rubbing hard against the soft beautiful stone" 😭
aug 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view