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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social

Reminder: Candy Corn is not candy, it's an abomination made of wax that PRETENDS to be candy

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sep 1, 2025, 6:26 pm • 13 2

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nativehoodrat.bsky.social @nativehoodrat.bsky.social

You are right but wrong at the same time. Candy Corn is top tier holiday themed candy but has a limited window during the year.

sep 1, 2025, 6:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social

It's iconic...ly bad

sep 1, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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nativehoodrat.bsky.social @nativehoodrat.bsky.social

its like crack you don't really want it but once you start you cannot stop.

sep 1, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cameron @frodoswaggins.bsky.social

Also it isn’t corn.

sep 1, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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G: The Dadbot 🤖 @wardenofsouls.bsky.social

Candy corn is a blessing. the pumpkin shaped ones taste best

sep 1, 2025, 6:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social

Candy corn is a blessing like wasps are a blessing You can’t know joy without suffering

sep 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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JustAnotherLady 🖤 @justanotherlady.bsky.social

😂😂😂 I already bought me some. I love it.

sep 1, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Snow @snoweternal.and.cat

Candy corn - isn't candy, isn't corn. Big bag of lies.

sep 1, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Angel 🎮 @helexzura.bsky.social

Big time agree.

sep 1, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙ @strawberrynarwhal.bsky.social

I love candy corn :(

sep 1, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 11:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Returningidiot Nico and George. @jenscee.bsky.social

Here’s the thing, it isn’t even a thing in the UK. We have no idea what it is…but judging by your comments, I’m quite pleased.

sep 1, 2025, 7:13 pm • 1 0 • view