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The Stainless Steel Wererat @steelwererat.bsky.social

"If, god forbid, one of his physicians were to make a mistake with medication or if, god forbid, the steps to Air Force One were to be covered with grease or if, god forbid, the ancient wiring in the White House led to a freak electrocution of if, god forbid the shears used by the groundskeeper ..."

aug 28, 2025, 11:14 pm • 36 3

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Distraction @syyyyyyyyy.bsky.social

You forgot "If, god forbid, someone were to leave the door to the White House roof open ... "

aug 28, 2025, 11:33 pm • 17 0 • view
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The Stainless Steel Wererat @steelwererat.bsky.social

I think they tried but it didn’t work.

aug 29, 2025, 12:17 am • 11 0 • view
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Brent Anderson, not on the Epstein list @guero-gordo.bsky.social

IF gawdforbid, the makers of Adderall were to have a bad batch slip through QA

aug 29, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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johannamariew.bsky.social @johannamariew.bsky.social

If, god forbid, he developed an anaphylactic reaction to the orange makeup….

aug 29, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
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johannamariew.bsky.social @johannamariew.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 29, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view