here's today's post: "oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo" — ’nobody likes me, wah wah wah.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
here's today's post: "oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo" — ’nobody likes me, wah wah wah.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Schadenfreude is my new hobby.
Trying not to become bitter
Is fuck you, Elon an expected response?
Tell him to hike his ass back to 'em and keep his nose and sorry ass out of our politics. Be sure to tell him that he's right, NOBODY like him.
“Nobody likes me”’ is not necessarily a true statement. Nazis love him. Because he’s one of their own.
Honestly I think even the Nazi’s are going “what an asshole”- they have moms on SS too.
Lol
I would throw a party if he goes bankrupt.
« Suffering, I tell you! Suffering is for *other* people. *You* people. Suffering is not for *me*! »
Musk derived pleasure from getting people fired! What a sick bastard. Frickin' Nazi.
Yes, his companies are suffering because we are suffering. He's like a boil on our government's ass. Stop interfering in our government agencies and elections. Trump should be impeached for sanctioning this intrusion on the American people he took an oath to protect. SHAME!
Who's gonna give this guy some worms? That is clearly the logical next step Elon needs to take here. Everyone knows this.
I swear - you are writing exactly what I'm thinking. This sentence is priceless; I'm rolling: "dude. all of us. we’re all deriving joy from that." 😂😂😂
Thought he didn't like empathy?
LOL
Hot Lips Houlahan! 🔥 👄
These craziest part of this is that millions of people who will be harmed by his actions will rush to defend a Centi-BILLIONAIRE.
I think he’s going to eat worms.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The IRONY that this man can post horrible things on twitter about other people's suffering and LAUGH, but then cry like a baby when people give him a hard time is just delicious to me.
He’s never suffered like the pediatric cancer patients who he has cut research funding from for cures and medications so they can recover and live full lives. He can go pound sand.
💔
Till ya learn, you're gonna burn. 🔥🔥
He still won't pay taxes.
Money talks for these 'wizards'..
Hairplug Hitler should lay off the sauce and stop talking shit and wrecking our country.
Coming down after months jacked to the hilt on whatever drug he does, gave him the sads. When the reality that he was having a great time WITH HIMSELF hits him.. The toxic pariah is always the last to read the room.
You are deservedly hated because you are mean, hateful, selfish, a Nazi sympathizer, destructive, dismissive of others, … you lack humanity!
He basically sold twitter to himself. For his next trick, he’ll buy 100,000 Teslas to pump up sales and his stock price. Then give them to voters who support Orange Julius.
Oh, that poor nazi shithead! I feel so bad!! Elon can fuck all the way off!!
Whaaaaaaa dude is so bitch made it should be a fucken crime.
But the companies aren't suffering enough for him to make and changes to anything. It's all a tax dodge (or is that a tax DOGE?)
As my mother used to say,”You made your bed…”
E-lost no handouts, no empathy.
Elon Musk can go to hell
What everyone else said but also, thanks for bringing back "homeslice."
Hopefully he will overdose soon 🖕 Elonia
Don’t you think it’s hilarious he is counting on people’s empathy here, after saying empathy is a crime. Such a dipshit
Yep. One rule for me and another rule for thee. He’s such a vile megalomaniacal creep. <>
He is empathy challenged
He’s a classic gaslighter.
He's going to be taking credit for all kinds of things Biden accomplished. Elon is funding Pierre Poilievre to make those charges go away. #ElbowsUpCanada
"who derives joy from that?” My dude, it's about the only freaking thing giving me joy right now and I'm drinking deep on those salty, fascist tears!
Musk says his companies are "suffering". But "suffering" is what Musk is inflicting on thousands of Americans, by their massive layoffs.
Concerning
That's how the free market works dummy!
MagAlphas, are all TrumPussies who 'Tucker-Carlson-Ball- Bake' their insecure fragile sense of self, by demanding those they bully, adore and respect what ~ (they themselves know) are not admirable qualities. Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain, Dorothy.
He and his companies SHOULD be suffering! I'm suffering the loss of my country - if he's going to try to take it then he should suffer for it!
It’s not going to end well for the Swasticar salesman and Felon47 and all their henchmen. It’s not going to be pretty.
If only
musk's companies are not suffering enough yet, and i have no problem with him crying on tv about it^^
If he were smart, he'd GTFO.
Poor Elon went from half the country hating him to all of the country hating him. He’s very good at engendering dislike, but not much else.
Go home to daddy
Did you see @sethabramson.bsky.social posted a water bear playing “My Heart Bleeds?” Brilliant.
Apartheid Karen is getting schooled in Find Out.
😀😆😁🤣😂
Feb. meme jacked to the hilt Todays meme. Came down from his mania. Bi polar AF
He’s manic they should get him help. He will be the next one to hit the ketamine hiway
Here's an idea, Elon: Stop cozying up to the MOST hated man in the world while trying to fuck over our entire civilization with your absurd and devastating policies. Nobody voted for you. And now you're a rival to be the MOST hated man in the world. Too effing bad.
Most Republican scum know they are doing evil, while feigning ignorance, or outright lying. I'm starting to believe that Elon really is this fucking clueless.
“I look forward to next weekend, when Donny plays golf with Napoleon and takes credit for the Louisiana Purchase.”
Such a whiny little bitch.
The man who disdains empathy and sees empathy as a problem is now crying for...wait for it...empathy. Well Elon, sorry, but I'm going to have to employ malicious compliance and show you NO empathy.
Or your shitty cars
He’s got issues. That’s rather obvious. It would really be nice to hear a clinical description of this idiot.
Can we award him “Most Punchable Face 2025”? Diaper Donnie can get an honourable mention.
Musk: My companies are suffering. Everyone: Let's put them out of their misery
The same delusion Trump has, thinking that the majority of Americans actually wanted him as president for a second term. Yeeesh!!
That’s the point! He needs to feel the pain that he is so callously inflicting on others
He’s a psychopath. They don’t feel pain. Only grievance.
They feel pain alright, they just don't empathise. Pain will be fine.
You’re right. And the more, the better.
See drumpf
Well...if he didn't go out of his way to piss off America with his assault on our society and undeserved superior attitude he wouldn't get the well-earned shit that he gets. So fuck Elon
The guy who shows ZERO empathy now wants everyone to feel his pain.
Maybe, just maybe....he should stop being an asshole.
I'd have empathy for the guy, except it's apparently the fundamental weakness of Western Civilization.
The Tesla dealership removed every single car and cybertruck from their indoor showroom in SF. We had about a 1000 show up in our effort to totally destroy his brand.
He wants us to be empathetic? After he told us this is a weakness?
Good!
Someone who doesn’t know the definition of “consequences.”
Causing his financial ruin has become an American cottage industry. We ain’t buying what that dork is selling.
Some people have never been swatted upside the head with a flip-flop and it shows.
An open hand slap squarely across the side of the head would do this Wussy a world of good and it wouldn't be half bad delivering said slap.
Where's that Batman slapping Robin meme when you need it ...
😂😂😂😂😂🫶🏼
La chancla his ass STAT
Yeah, dipshit, your companies are suffering because the people don’t have any other recourse to take you down. They can’t vote you out, because you were never voted in.
And Trump is tariffing American auto makes. So he thinks will all buy Elons death traps. When we loose our jobs. And can drop $100,000 on an electric car. That traps you and you burn to death.. that’s how out of touch they are…
Thank you for your relentless takedowns of these assholes and making me laugh with it.
I don’t care if his companies are suffering. I want Elon to suffer.
Let him cry. 3 years and 6 months counting down until we can hold you and the musky occupant of our White House responsible. Says Who We the people 🇺🇲 UNDER SIEGE By an decaying want to be baby wining dictator.
Trump and Musk are the two worst 'businessmen' ever. Everything either of them touches turns to crap. Two people were never more suited to be aligned. They blame anyone but themselves for their failures.
Lose every fucking penny.
Fuck Musk
Make Nazis Cry Again
I think that everything this lying cheat ever did was probably illegal. I can't wait for the day he is investigated and has to pay the price. It will happen!
Poor baby, how about just go away.
Because fuck you, that's why
Our country is suffering because of you.
Hey, Musk: OUR COUNTRY IS SUFFERING!
His companies are suffering because of Elon. Maybe if he wasn’t such an evil ahole things would be different. Yet Tesla shareholders and board voted to give him $20+billion dollars.
He's an Asshole, that's why!!
I really dislike people who pretend they're stupid for sympathy. No idea why?
Love the WilECoyote reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t be such a fuck wad and you would be so hated. Getting into politics was bad…. Bad politicking was worse. No discernment. Can’t read a room Your grandfather was a maga. Now we see where that came From
Jesus Christ it is like he cannot sate the look at me beast, no one gives a shit, you have never known hardship, so quit fucking whining. You did this, it is called consequences.
Hope this isn't being too harsh, Elon but nobody fucking liked you before you went full Nazi. No person should have the net worth you have/had. It is obscene that your greed is so apparent.
Musk should look up Sympathy in a dictionary and he’ll find it between the entries for Shit and Syphilis
Elon Musk is getting his own FAFO moment, and I'm lovin' it!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schaden...
Howard Lutnick, Commerce Secy said this about his MIL if she misses a SSA check, really applies to Elon "a fraudster makes the most noise complaining." Elon crying about his businesses crashing in real time. Don't forget the rich are still making money crashing stock market & buying stock at low $.
👏🏻💯🎯
Elon is helping Trump shift money earmarked for services for Americans, to his stupid rocket to mars program. All while acting like a spoiled punk ass teenager. So yeah, nobody fucking likes Elon.
As the smartest man in the room Musk will never listen to anyone's advice, but here is what he could do to salvage his brand: 1. Get out of politics and STFU. 2. Sell off X and never post anything there again. 3. Leave Tesla. 4. See if you can get Starship to fly without blowing up. 5. Be a father.
He may be the smartest man in a room with himself and Trumpler.
God, that man child is a whinny little bitch.
No empathy here, “I am not weak”
Send him a cry towel for all those crocodile tears.
Imagine being hated more than Donald Trump
Nothing makes me happier than to see his sad face. If it was distended into a grotesque masque by a rope around his neck on a scsffold, that would be good too.
Ego meets Reality 😀
Cry more noob. Learn to play instead of hiring people to play for you and lie about. Giant lying crying snowflake. Deport him.
Those two images “empathy bad and show me empathy"…just two of the characters he brings out to play. Then there’s the star jumper and the chainsaw wielding weirdo. That’s only four. I wonder how many more live inside that genius brain of his?
I’ve never seen anyone so far removed from the devastation and destruction he’s created, millions of lives lost or put at risk, countries he’s put at risk, laws he’s broken ~ and all he can think of is himself! 😩
"MY COMPANIES ARE SUFFERING!!1!" - "Ah, so what you're saying is that your conflict of interest is getting even bigger. Interesting..."
I don't get Elon. He seems to hate being called a nazi cunt. It's really easy to keep that from happening - just don't be a nazi cunt. /shrug
Deep in the K-Hole
No one likes you Elon. You are a terrible human being Elon. That’s why everyone hates you Elon.
Everything Trump touches, dies. He should’ve known better.
Good God..just like his slave Krasnov.
Yeah tech boy. That was the idea when you betrayed the entire country.
HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR FEELING THE PAIN..... what else can americans do to challenge you.....
I think you got it ALL right, Jeff!
This is the epitome a person without empathy and decency finding out other people can withhold empathy and decency.
I swear he’s using the old actors trick of wiping his eyes with Vicks Vapo-Rub to make himself tear up. Look at that sheen on his eyelids. He’s too psychotic to actually cry.
If your skin gets any thinner Egor, you're going to need some of RFK's body/face leather.
Dean Cain is joining ICE, Elon. Go join him. You want to make friends? You two have so much in common- you both worship Trump, have zero compassion, and need lots of attention.
Richest man in the world can't afford a nickel for charity
Ketamine riddled narcissistic megalomaniac nazi saluting south african fake smart guy won't pay for his kids ruins companies AND economies blows up rockets with OUR money autistic rich spoiled bitch boy never didn't get what he wanted fuck face says what? #FuckfElon
If NASA blew up as many rockets during the Apollo Era, LBJ would have closed them down.
Omg ! Speak !!! You called it !
Africaner nepobaby
This was good Granddad was an original Maga. Conspirators to boot youtu.be/BvqYh5hDwCY?...
Brilliantly stated! I laughed.
FElon Must is as fucked in the head as Pawpaw Dementia. Won't be long before he starts 'losing his keys.' 🤨
L'etat c'est moi
Someone tell Elmo that millions are suffering because of him.
Sorry but KARMA is a B*TCH and he’s GOT HELL to PAY 💰.
Guy who says empathy is a weakness cries about nobody having empathy for him.
Irony is totally exhausted!
Irony is considering hospice at this point.
Thoughts and prayers
What a tender flower. Pool Elno. So tender that he had to make up sales numbers for his death traps.
Wouldn’t take a Tesla for free. Would go without a vehicle right now if it was between driving a Tesla or no vehicle at all.
Only reason I'd have a tesla is if I was given it, and I could put the motors in a new project.
Cry more E.
I have enough of degrees in business and experience to know he's a big ass faker
Apparently the genius can't put 2 and 2 together or understand what the fuck is wrong with him.
Maybe if he wasn’t a selfish greedy twat, he would have kept his nose in his own damn business. But no, money made him feel important. Without his money, no one would know who he is. He brought this upon himself. I normally have empathy for folks, I make an exception for him.
Go unwoke, go broke.
Actions have consequences motherfucker.
🇺🇸🏛️🪚👐🤠👋🏼🙄💬Musk🐀 Like tRumpkin💰💰💰👐🎃 Doesn’t See The BIG Disconnect. They Are Tone Deaf When Both Of These Demagogues Have RUINED Many Of Folks Livelihoods By Gutting Fed Jobs/Homes Besides Gutting Necessary Social Programs. 🪚🤠Musk🐀 Has A BIG Nerve To Think He’s A Victim…HE’s The Richest Man On Earth!
He is the victim here. Just listen, he will tell you all about it.
It's not that I don't like him, I just he just dies penniless and desolate in agonizing way on a dirt road in South Africa..it's nothing personal.
😂
I definitely derive joy from that. 🎉💥🍾
Poor baby 😭😭
He is SOOOO Low Testosterone!!!
This brings me great pleasure, which will dwarfed when mini-me Shitler is discovered as a bloated, gooey corpse when he finally O.D.’s.
It’s all right. He’ll just steal our tax dollars.
Thats right-but who cares? Nobody!
the American people are suffering, you POS!
Oh well, you fucked around now you’re finding out!
He’s right…and he earned the hatred towards him.
He’s just now realizing it wasn’t maga buying his cars. Boo fucking hoo.
That's how the free market works.
Hey Elon, That was the objective and its working. What a fucking dickweed.
when the wealth bubble interferes with your hold on reality.
Our country is floundering, because of you Elon, and trump! No sympathy here! boo hoo
Is he so tone deaf he can't remember himself overjoyed with a chainsaw on stage pretending to cut government departments apart? Boo-fucking-hoo youtube.com/watch?v=nkMV...
The man who said "The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy" is whining because people are not empathetic towards him? Fuck Mush and the Tesla he rode in on.
So sorry, I used to have empathy, but it has left the building.
I don't care...do you......
👍
Hopefully.
why can’t he just go to therapy and leave the rest of us out of it
Sorry elon. You don't get to say empathy is our weakness, then fucking demand it. Consider the EXTREME mental disorders it takes to make a fucking stance like that.
It's almost like being openly Nazi and infecting the gov't with ignorance and greed aren't as popular as the infinite propaganda machine wants you to think.
He is no martyr.
Get your grabby hands off our Gov. and OUR funds, Nazi Psycho, and go back where you came from! And take your crocodile-teared gaslighting with you.
I would feel bad if it wasn’t for the fact that we kept telling him to stop breaking shit in the govt and he kept breaking shit. Next time Elmo listen to the people.
Ruining people’s lives has consequences. Too bad he can’t understand that.
Jeff, I always immediately burst out laughing when I see your headline of the day. This morning, I choked on my coffee when I saw it. Thanks for always giving us the truth with a hearty dose of humor. I know I’m guaranteed about 15 minutes of laughter every day. ✌️
Great post.
The crying is coming from his neglected child.