Again, gross. And Yucky.
Again, gross. And Yucky.
Nothing like setting up the future for Musk incest.
He wants to be Genghis Khan, related to almost everyone. Genghis Khan was undoubtedly not a good man, but at least he earned his shit. He was the founder and first Kahn of the Mongol Empire. That's a lot more than Elon can say, having been born on third base, as just another nepo baby.
Imagine going down in history, like Khan, as one of the biggest WTFs, in perpetuity.
ew.
Well, I hope Elon can find a "friend" in prison to slime with his sperm.
So after he watched “the handmaids” tale he switched “big love”?
The Nazis gave him this extraordinarily assholish idea with their baby farms during WWII. They were meant to produce "Aryan" [a race/demographic that doesn't exist] babies to rule the world with their superior genes!
Elon is just so fucking gross. So fucking insanely disgustingly soullessly gross
It's not just that he's gone all middle-aged either. Elon Musk was gross in his twenties and early thirties. He's never a guy that women fantasized about unless what they were fantasizing about was his money. His personality is terrible, and it shows all over his body, his face, his fat, everywhere.
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Love your daily posts. I read them out loud to my husband!
Lol
Musk looks and acts like an incel, and he would be one, if not for $500 billion and gold diggers.
Definitely no cult leader vibe here.
Does he actually jerk himself off, or does he have one of his little tech bros do it? How does his penile implant factor in?
I had to go shower after reading that. But I thot he wanted to populate Mars with his developed spermatozoa and THAT's where brothers and sisters would eventually meet, mate, and with the help of extraordinary radiation--create their own biological Armageddon.
My group of bawdy friends were dubbed the Lazy Bitch Society by one husband & we wear it as a badge of honor. This is very similar to how we talk about things like this at someone's kitchen table & laugh our asses off! Well done!
And you just may not have enough brains to blow up a hat.
Sperm demons
Best word of the year: SPLOOGE!