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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

from today's post, in which the Space Nazi casts his demon splooge about, hither thither and yon. please go read the whole enchilada — the link is here: bit.ly/42fn7gu thanks for reading it!

everything the Space Nazi does just makes me wish we still taxed the obscenely wealthy at a 90% top rate. pro tip: if you can afford to build an entire town and populate it with your quote-unquote legion of offspring — along with all the women you paid to bear them — you have too fucking much money.
apr 17, 2025, 5:20 pm • 820 128

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Susan Johnson @radtek58.bsky.social

Again, gross. And Yucky.

apr 18, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Tangomeister @tangomeister.bsky.social

Nothing like setting up the future for Musk incest.

apr 17, 2025, 5:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social

He wants to be Genghis Khan, related to almost everyone. Genghis Khan was undoubtedly not a good man, but at least he earned his shit. He was the founder and first Kahn of the Mongol Empire. That's a lot more than Elon can say, having been born on third base, as just another nepo baby.

apr 17, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tangomeister @tangomeister.bsky.social

Imagine going down in history, like Khan, as one of the biggest WTFs, in perpetuity.

apr 17, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Miss McCountry @mydadsamerica.bsky.social

ew.

apr 18, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
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JulianneLouise @qacyperling.bsky.social

Well, I hope Elon can find a "friend" in prison to slime with his sperm.

apr 17, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Merm @ktrat.bsky.social

So after he watched “the handmaids” tale he switched “big love”?

apr 18, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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TeeMike @teemike.bsky.social

The Nazis gave him this extraordinarily assholish idea with their baby farms during WWII. They were meant to produce "Aryan" [a race/demographic that doesn't exist] babies to rule the world with their superior genes!

apr 18, 2025, 3:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Baller Move, Fam @ballermove.bsky.social

Elon is just so fucking gross. So fucking insanely disgustingly soullessly gross

apr 17, 2025, 5:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Empire Nine @empirenine.bsky.social

It's not just that he's gone all middle-aged either. Elon Musk was gross in his twenties and early thirties. He's never a guy that women fantasized about unless what they were fantasizing about was his money. His personality is terrible, and it shows all over his body, his face, his fat, everywhere.

apr 17, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Baller Move, Fam @ballermove.bsky.social

💯

apr 17, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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babayaga52.bsky.social @babayaga52.bsky.social

Love your daily posts. I read them out loud to my husband!

apr 17, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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jennirobertson38.bsky.social @jennirobertson38.bsky.social

Lol

apr 17, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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That's not even bad @thatsnotevenbad.bsky.social

Musk looks and acts like an incel, and he would be one, if not for $500 billion and gold diggers.

apr 18, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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firstfluffybottom.bsky.social @firstfluffybottom.bsky.social

Definitely no cult leader vibe here.

apr 17, 2025, 5:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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paul-giz.bsky.social @paul-giz.bsky.social

Does he actually jerk himself off, or does he have one of his little tech bros do it? How does his penile implant factor in?

apr 17, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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rhonnie-72.bsky.social @rhonnie-72.bsky.social

I had to go shower after reading that. But I thot he wanted to populate Mars with his developed spermatozoa and THAT's where brothers and sisters would eventually meet, mate, and with the help of extraordinary radiation--create their own biological Armageddon.

apr 17, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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wantshoes7.bsky.social @wantshoes7.bsky.social

My group of bawdy friends were dubbed the Lazy Bitch Society by one husband & we wear it as a badge of honor. This is very similar to how we talk about things like this at someone's kitchen table & laugh our asses off! Well done!

apr 17, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robbie @robbgoingblu.bsky.social

And you just may not have enough brains to blow up a hat.

apr 18, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
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seahag6.bsky.social @seahag6.bsky.social

Sperm demons

apr 17, 2025, 6:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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Reader-Writer @reader-writer.bsky.social

Best word of the year: SPLOOGE!

apr 17, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view