here's today's post: "peak batshit: Preznit Klepto stole the Club World Cup Trophy" — because fuck the actual winners, am I right? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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It's like when Putin pocketed Robert Kraft's SuperBowl ring. "I thought it was personal gift"
jul 15, 2025, 3:22 pm • 4 0 • view
He did comment that it could kill a man if you punched them with it so...reasons I guess.
jul 15, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
He probably hawked the diamonds and sold the metal for hard currency.
jul 15, 2025, 4:02 pm • 2 0 • view
did pootie ever give it back?
jul 15, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Nope
jul 15, 2025, 3:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Is he kissing it? 🤢
jul 15, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
He won it, didn't he? Just like all his golf tournaments?
jul 15, 2025, 7:35 pm • 4 0 • view
Btw, Preznit Klepto took all the medals in the Grifting Olympics. Proves you should *never* trust anyone with a gold toilet, a silver spoon, and a bronze face.
jul 15, 2025, 3:45 pm • 8 0 • view
Two of the most corrupt individuals on planet earth right there
jul 15, 2025, 3:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Yuk, he touched it 🤮
jul 16, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Dick move
jul 15, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s the only movie he knows.
jul 16, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
He heard "Club Something Something Trophy". Only the Big Taco wins the Club Trophy, always. It must be his.
jul 15, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw video of him flipping what looked like an individual medal into his jacket, it appears this little klepto stole multiple items.
jul 15, 2025, 3:31 pm • 5 0 • view
I think he might have been *given* that medal. the reporting on it is contradictory and not clear
jul 15, 2025, 3:36 pm • 6 0 • view
Copy that.
jul 15, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 0 • view
That was my take... But unclear of the intention... Was it FOR Trump? Or for Trump to pass on to someone. I kinda got the impression it was the former. Regardless, all of that was awkward and not generally standard protocol for FIFA events.
jul 15, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
I wondered if he said "get me one of those medals."
jul 15, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
There is simply no end to #felon’s a**holeness.
jul 15, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
So true!
jul 15, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Infantino literally let him keep it. FIFA may well be the only organisation on the planet that is more corrupt than the US government.
jul 15, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Epstein's pal is a Gollum.
jul 15, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Man, looked like Trump was expecting Chelsea to hoist him on their shoulders and take a victory lap.
jul 15, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Total moron! He should be forced to return it!
jul 15, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Why is he sexually assaulting the trophy? He is so damn embarrassing.
jul 15, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
The Oval Office now looks like Liberace's estate sale.
jul 15, 2025, 4:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Excellent description! I think Liberace himself would take one look around the Oval Office and cringe at the tackiness.
jul 15, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
He thinks it’s real gold
jul 15, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Moral of the story: Do NOT hold competitions in the US.
jul 15, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
At first, I thought "infantino" was another one of your glorious nicknames for the Orange Menace.
jul 15, 2025, 3:39 pm • 4 0 • view
That’s right up there - and he’s done a lot of stupid shit.
jul 15, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Because they allow it. It's been swell, FIFA. BUT fuck off.
jul 15, 2025, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Donnie is like a crow. (but not as smart) It’s shiny so he stole it.
jul 16, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
Preznit Klepto learned his trophy trick from his buddy Putin, who stole Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring. www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
jul 15, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey, remember when Putin stole Robert Kraft's super bowl ring? Donny was taking notes.
jul 15, 2025, 3:32 pm • 29 0 • view
jul 15, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
ARRRGH, I had completely forgotten about that episode. if I'd remembered, I'd probably have found a way to work it into my post
jul 15, 2025, 3:35 pm • 25 0 • view
PUTIN: Steals that guy's Super Bowl ring. TRUMP: "Hold my beer..."
jul 15, 2025, 3:47 pm • 11 0 • view
He pocketed the cup winners medal too.
jul 15, 2025, 6:12 pm • 5 0 • view
all that glitters is not his, until he makes it so.
jul 15, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
His participation trophy
jul 15, 2025, 8:19 pm • 1 0 • view
He didn’t even participate.
jul 15, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Every single person on the team should file a police report.
jul 15, 2025, 3:21 pm • 10 0 • view
Gru would try and steal the moon if it was gold
jul 15, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I kept seeing this yesterday and was sure it was @theonion.com at work. How the actual fuck can this be real?
jul 15, 2025, 3:22 pm • 9 0 • view
One very common symptom of dementia is stealing and hoarding things. PATHOLOGICAL STEALING IN DEMENTIA: POOR RESPONSE TO SSRI MEDICATIONS - PMC share.google/MAJ4J9sNLCyJ...
jul 15, 2025, 9:11 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 15, 2025, 3:19 pm • 25 2 • view
Global embarrassment.
jul 15, 2025, 3:48 pm • 12 0 • view
National embarrassment; international joke. World leaders laugh at him openly, mock him, and know how to play him now.
jul 15, 2025, 4:03 pm • 8 0 • view
Yeah we're angry at the fucker, but definitely can't feel embarrassed, since we had nothing to do with him being where he is now.
jul 15, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Good observation... I'll change the verbiage to accurately reflect how much of an embarrassment it really is
jul 15, 2025, 4:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe he can gift it to Putin.
jul 15, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
my precious …
jul 15, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Why would anyone kiss a trophy they didn't win? Weird.
jul 15, 2025, 10:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Where were the Secret Service?
jul 15, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Probably carrying it to the car. Everyone who works for him is a scumbag, didn’t you know?
jul 15, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
He just can't resist shiny objects, like a damn Niffler.
jul 15, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump accepted that purple heart from a vet too. He is such a cunt.
jul 15, 2025, 7:50 pm • 2 0 • view
It's Chelsea though. So... yeah, fuck them.
jul 15, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Gold I can't help myself I just start kissing it and it let's me..never in the history of the world has there been a more bigger spacewaster and there have been a lot of them..possessed of no humanness no light no warmth only dark vileness rage against anything good jealous of everything just hate
jul 15, 2025, 4:52 pm • 3 0 • view
One of your best, and we don’t care if it has a proper ending! Bravo!
jul 15, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
He should get the replica and the winning team should get the realreal.
jul 15, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
No. It is not his. He should get a picture of it!!!
jul 15, 2025, 3:21 pm • 2 0 • view
FREE THE TROPHY
jul 15, 2025, 5:21 pm • 7 1 • view
Whooo….shiny…gimme…more gold for my stash….😡🐦⬛…fuckin’ wanker…
jul 15, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
You would need it sterilising after his mouth has been kissing it.
jul 15, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
So thief, rapist, pedophile, business failure, liar, syphilitic and a bully.
jul 15, 2025, 7:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't forget kleptomaniac
jul 15, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
OMFG! THIS SHIT IS REAL?!?!? www.theguardian.com/football/202...
jul 15, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 15, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
It's simple, he's progressed from winning every club championship played at one of his clubs to winning every championship of anything played in his country. Just wait for the olympics (although he might not want to claim the women's medals)
jul 15, 2025, 4:56 pm • 6 0 • view
just the women.
jul 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
The man is a goddamn children’s book villain now. What, being a fucking fascist, war criminal, and elite pedophile wasn’t bad enough? This is something Stinky Pete would do in a Mickey Mouse cartoon, there is no rock bottom with this piece of shit.
jul 15, 2025, 11:09 pm • 1 0 • view
‘A demented lump’. Very good description, I noticed in the clip he’s clapping like those toy monkeys with the cymbals 🐒
jul 15, 2025, 3:31 pm • 3 0 • view
What a total fucking piece of shit. God Damn.
jul 15, 2025, 3:37 pm • 8 0 • view
Awww, Trump just wants to be one of the guys. 🍼
jul 15, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
I reckon Trump will sell of the White House off at some point. His logic will be he lives there so it's his to do with as he pleases
jul 15, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
That's some Soviet era eastern bloc level shit there.
jul 15, 2025, 3:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Like a toddler grabbing things as his. Please change is shit filled diaper and put him to bed for the next 3.5 yrs.
jul 15, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Another good one. But these things practically write themselves these days.
jul 15, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
This dipshit was really not loved as a child.
jul 15, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 15, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Shouldn't ever put anything gold coloured near his mouth.
jul 15, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Same energy as thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
jul 15, 2025, 3:32 pm • 5 0 • view
Wow, what a bunch of PAB's to not make Vlad give the ring back! Respect, what a load of 😁🐎💩
jul 15, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Has the Florida Panthers been to the White House with the Stanley Cup? They better leave the trophy at home.
jul 15, 2025, 4:30 pm • 4 0 • view
I had to read it twice- he actually took the real trophy? WTF is that? When is someone going to stand up to this 5 year old diaper baby and say no?
jul 15, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 15, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
It's not even like it was an American team that won.
jul 15, 2025, 3:24 pm • 4 0 • view
The team was lucky Trump didn't have his masked J6 goons swoop in during the ceremony while the cameras were rolling, kidnap the nonwhite team members, and whisk them off to prison in Sudan, just to reassure the MAGA cult of how tough he is.
jul 15, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Looks like he’s kissing the trophy! OMG!!! What a fucking joke!
jul 15, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
How has Europe not collectively lost it's marbles over the theft 🏆⚽️!? The need to swap it out.
jul 15, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Dictator Putin's Russian nationals are now infiltrating our country, & recruiting (Orange Shitler's) Nazi-Aspirated cultists & Corrupt lunatics to serve as Dictator Putin's Russian Imperial Invader for his Genocidal Conquest. They're now traitors to the Free World🌐 bsky.app/profile/jose...
jul 15, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
He 1000% referred to her as First Lady because he forgot her name. No question about it.
jul 15, 2025, 9:50 pm • 5 0 • view
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Bl...
jul 15, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
he fucking makes me sick! and WHY OH WHY do people give in to the motherfucker? cowards
jul 15, 2025, 3:41 pm • 3 0 • view
This is why he wouldn’t get off the stage?
jul 15, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
This story would be funnier if it didn't illustrate just what an incredible PIECE OF SHIT our POTUS is!
jul 15, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s his entire life in a nutshell. No one told him no, so he went for it.
jul 16, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
🤣👏🏼 “Preznit Klepto” for the win today 🤣
jul 15, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I notice they've got Trump in a darker suit than his usual tacky blue. The pee stains from his leaky catheter must be easier to explain away as something else on gray.
jul 15, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Peak batshit for sure. And I could not believe the trophy stuff as my wife was telling me this morning. What the actual fuck???
jul 15, 2025, 4:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Cause it is golden coloured?
jul 15, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump lacks any self respect. Being selfish and petty is his MO. There are toddlers with better manners.
jul 15, 2025, 3:32 pm • 5 0 • view
He is so fucking disgusting.
jul 15, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Why did they let him????
jul 15, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
FIFA? You're asking why FIFA tolerates corruption?
jul 15, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s like Putin asking to see Kraft’s Superbowl ring and not giving it back.
jul 15, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
And he defamed it, just like Ole Glory, by slapping those liver-lips on it without anyone’s consent.
jul 15, 2025, 4:14 pm • 3 0 • view
He pocketed a winners medal too.
jul 15, 2025, 3:17 pm • 6 0 • view
Did he actually take the trophy, or is this a gag?
jul 16, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s gold and shiny. Of course that orange shit stain is going to be drawn to it.
jul 15, 2025, 7:12 pm • 7 0 • view
Nonparticipation award.
jul 15, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Giving the trophy a kiss by this narcissistic klepto, is proof of his insanity! 🐓💩🤬
jul 15, 2025, 4:22 pm • 2 0 • view
That's an iconic image: The way he's grasping the gold and about to kiss it. If anyone had any questions about what he worships. (The gold, and, doubtless, his reflection in it.)
jul 15, 2025, 4:34 pm • 3 0 • view
He took lessons from his buddy Vlad who stole the Super Bowl ring
jul 15, 2025, 4:10 pm • 2 0 • view
He probably thougth it was the Nobel Peace Prize.
jul 15, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view
He wouldn’t know, he’s never seen one.
jul 15, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you remember (because I could be wrong)... But wasn't Trump welcomed to stay at a home either in France or the owner was French... and Trump took things from the house? Then, more recently, did Israel have to ask the Trump's to give back some religious items that were "on loan." Clepto?
jul 15, 2025, 6:07 pm • 10 2 • view
Do you remember when Putin stole a Super Bowl ring? Same energy. www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/her...
jul 15, 2025, 7:06 pm • 5 2 • view
NOOOOOO.... I did NOT remember that. 😂 WTF. Nutters
jul 15, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
I vaguely remember what you're talking about. I think he may have been at the ambassador to France's house... Yes! I found it. Trump stole artwork. This was the same visit where he refused to visit our soldiers' graves because it was raining and he didn't want wet hair.
jul 16, 2025, 2:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Ha! He is a repeat offender.a f now he's still doing it.
jul 16, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Along with his all-consuming narcissism, Trump's sense of entitlement is off the charts. And now that he thinks he's king of the world, he can seize whatever his shriveled little heart fancies.
jul 16, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Absolutely this. And to coin a phrase from Katt Williams. .. Sometimes you have to tell Trump (Diddy) No.
jul 16, 2025, 6:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, the players really needed to check their valuables when they got back in the dressing rooms..
jul 15, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view