MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I, JEFF TIEDRICH, YOUR FAVORITE WRITER, HAVE COME UP WITH THE "GREATEST" IDEA EVER. NOT EVEN HEATHER COX RICHARDSON (TINY HANDS!) COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS. SAD! EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER link: bit.ly/4oCc7D1
apologies to @hcrichardson.bsky.social, whose hands, I'm sure, are quite normal in size
You know her lady hands are bigger than someone else’s.
She's got the whole world in her hands as we learn about history and how modern politics intersect.
Heather's just freakin' amazing! Game respecting game here!
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She ROCKS!!!!
Heather will be laughing at this one along with the rest of us.
Trump hit squads are already training. Violent threats DO work for powerless people.
I imagine several of us came to the comments to make sure you were not really disrespecting HCR
Heather is a national treasure 🩷
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Heather has a great sense of humor. I'm sure you're fine, Jeff.
Our good humor will most definitely help us survive this insanity! Bet you made HCR shirt laugh!😘
Snort laugh!!! stupid autocorrect!
Good save. You don’t want to get on her bad side. She’s fierce. And wonderful.
I think we can all appreciate what you were aiming for but you fell several continents wide of the mark.
I have tiny hands, trust me, no one messes with me. I understand your reference, though!
I say give it to Zelenskyy
Yesss! I really wish they would do that.
Thank you for the chuckle.
I'd like to see fake video with AAA production value and acting, with a group of old Norwegian actors who look like plausible Nobel committee members announcing Trump has won with the traditional pomp and circumstance. Let it sit for week, then drop a follow-up of the same people laughing at him.
The Norwegian Nobel Prize Committee makes this decision. Trump is the most hated man in Norway since Hitler. I know they'll make sure the Nobel Prize goes to someone who deserves it. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this selection also produces a massive ketchup damage incident in the Whitehouse.
OR GAVIN NEWSOM’S PRESS OFFICE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (I took some Wharton classes, too, but I passed mine without paying anyone to take my tests for me.)
ABSOLUTELY LOVE it 😍
I agree to that! I’ve been watching the Obama nature documentaries over and over because it’s all I can find to sooth me. Obama for the win!! 🏆
IT’S A POST THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A POST LIKE THIS IN THE HISTORY OF POSTING!
They need to give it to Zelensky.
Lol cool the trend begins. Go man go!
Would be awesome
🤣👏🤣👏 I concur
😂 I love the way you think
Nope. Francesca Albanese.
🤣🤣🤣 I love it! Bravo Jeff! 👏👏👏
Maybe we could get FDT a Piece of Shit Prize.
Best idea ever!
I would nominate Gavin for saving democracy in our country…
Or Greta she's been nominated 2x before maybe 3rd times a charm🤔 Cuz then all the old rich white men fascist conservative Leaders& Plutocrats Globally 🌎 will cringe & whinge whine & Be cryin as Well 😏
Very funny. It would be even better if they gave a Nobel Prize to Rosie O’Donnell.
Better... give it to Zelenskyy. It will piss off both trump and putin!
Sorry bro, but you’re not in the same league with HCR
My serious nomination would be Anthony Fauci, for his public health work during Covid and after. It would still annoy Trump to no end.
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A Joe Biden win would cause an immediate heart attack, as well.
Awww … you are indeed brilliant
You are indeed my "favorite writer." But what did Heather ever do to you?
That would be fun to watch
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Ridicule the regime!
Looks like unintended normalizing to me
I'm for it!
Two things...... Donnie shits himself on a daily if not hourly basis Award it to Biden instead
How about Joe Biden?
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
BRILLIANT !!! Funny too 🤭
Honestly, that is a fucking GREAT idea!
Still a much better idea: Give the Nobel Price to Selensky! I'm sure that would knock out Trump AND Putin at the same time!
Tbh he shits himself about 2-3 times a day anyways
Best we can do is endless suffering to make you a more human writer.
A second Nobel Peace Prize for Obama? Now THAT would be a beautiful thing!
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The prize is awarded in October. Hopefully, he’ll let it go when he doesn’t win, again.
Viva Zapata!
Dementia caregivers have to reroute patients thoughts when they become stuck in an obsessive pattern. I'm not saying Donald Trump is suffering from dementia & stuck in a thought-loop about winning a Nobel Peace Prize but it's definitely a good guess.
HCR does NOT have tiny hands. Retract this immediately.
Better yet, award donald the world's first- Piece of Shit Prize.
It's a Turd Trophy.
You Winn with this one, Jeff!! Respect!!
Give it to Biden. I don’t think anyone actually respects the award, so it’s all fodder at this point.
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Zelensky.
If there was a way to give it to the employees of USAID, that would be awesome.
is that you, Gavin? stop stealing my ideas...
I feel certain that Heather's hands are the appropriate size for her.
Rapists should not get a Nobel Peace Prize. Now hand over the list!!!
Pretty sure Obama, Biden or Zelensky getting the Nobel would cause a stroke. And the world would rejoice
This may be catching 😂
I have seen the picture of Felon in his tennis shorts. I think he has done this already without divine provocation.
Nah! Just create a Nobel prize for the biggest idiot and give it to the felon.
The Nobel committees should offer a special peace prize if he resigns.
I'd thought the Peace Prize should go to Francesca Albanese.
Fantastic! If there is a category of 'Just being cool', that will do.
When Jaroline Leavitt presents this to Trump, she will pronounce it “noble.”
bingo
Wonderfully thought out as the best way to cause the top of trumps head to blow off! I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!
@hcrichardson.bsky.social - You gonna' take this? 😁
But @hcrichardson.bsky.social has that great Wooden Boat hat - certainly she had a *great* idea in her decision to wear it!
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I’d nominate former First Lady, senator, Sec of State Hilary Clinton, if you really want to initiate his stroke.
I actually said to give it to the people of the world that are fighting fascist and repressive regimes.
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Ooh- watch what you say about HCR- her fan/follower base is MIGHTY!
I hear the diaper is often smelly and there’s ketchup on the walls.
Yes!!! Make it so.
We should nominate an eligible candidate for the Nobel peace prize - ZELENSKY, and when he wins it he could then gift to Trump - WIN WIN
🤣 dear Nobel "Obi Wan" Committee, this is the President you are looking for...
GCN, for America!
Give the nobel peace prize to the women. To all the women and girls around the world always stepping up and at the front lines ready to help. It's always the women. For the women who are listened to and who speak up anyway. Give it to the women.
OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh now this, is amazing!
Better yet, give it to Newsom.
So you're just advocating to give it to anybody to piss Cheeto off huh? He doesn't deserve a second peace prize. Give it to Joe Biden since he is more deserved.
Give it to Newsom-for trying to save democracy. Or, just because it will p**s Trump off.
This is EXACTLY how EVERYONE should post on SM concerning him. Stop posting like mature adults. Get in the sandbox with him and THROW SAND! Remember these?
Omg I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
I can’t even tell what the middle one says. Keep Eric out of the country? I feel like that isn’t what it says but Eric is his least favorite, so… 💀💀💀
EVIL! That says evil. Lmao I’m sorry, OP. It’s been one of those days 🤣
I liked it better when I thought it said Eric. 💀
I’m trying to control my gag reflex
I wondered what’s your issue with Heather. Poor choice
No, give it to Biden 😂
Nah, give it to Mike Pence. Heart attack city!
This is great
They wouldn't even have to actually do it either. If they could just trick Faux News to report it (maybe the "Noble" Committee could have a "leak"), that _could_ be enough to give him the massive heart attack we've all been waiting for.
And yes, the typo is intentional.
I like that idea?
Dooood!✊🏽🇺🇦💙💛
The comment about HCR 🤣
Oh please, everyone knows they should award it to Joe Biden, for rallying the world to support Ukraine and demonstrate that aggression by dictators should not prevail.
Or Gavin Newsom....
Trump actually is qualified for The Piece of Shit Award 💩
he shits himself every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give him a KnowBell. Have a trophy made of plastic and gilded, rent a meeting room at Mar-a-Lago, dress some people up in penguin suits and award it to him there. He’d never know the difference.
I had respect for you until you disrespected Heather Cox Richardson. Jackass!
better yet give it to zelensky... actually probably should wait till putin goes home with tail between his legs.. but zelensky is definitely the door he is holding closed against war in europe with nato if putin tries to take Baltic states
Or, Taylor Swift!!! How peaceful were her CROWDS! And she donated to food banks in every city!
Better yet - give one to Biden.
Or to Stephen Colbert. Make it happen.
Hahaha
Or award one to Joe Biden - shared with Kamala Harris.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That made my entire day. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Call it a "Lifetime Achievement Award" 🤣
Did you notice that Putin back in 2018 with his meeting with Trump ended his speech with “ Thank you for your attention to this matter”.
Now that’s funny 💩
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This gave me a genuine giggle, thank you.
Brilliant...f'ing BRILLIANT!!!
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I say give a Nobel Peace Prize to Joe Biden - that’ll make Yamtits stroke out
This is a good idea🤣
Hells Bells, this Tiedrich chap is brilliant. Stonking idea. Please, please, Norwegian Committee give the Peace Prize to Barack Obama. You know this makes sense - and would be fucking funny!
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What would be an EPIC troll is if they held a press conference with full regalia and fanfare, huge global live TV coverage: “We are awarding this year’s Nobel peace prize to ***drum roll*** DONALD (dramatic pause) TUSK, prime minister of Poland. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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could only be improved if he's arrested for human rights violations while at the ceremony!
Do find ways to get paid for stuff like this? What’s your secret?
Give it to Hilary.
Barack AND Michelle. That would send him over the edge of a cliff so fast. Can you imagine the tweets?
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My idea was to convince the Nobel Prize committee to entrap him. Create a new category: "The Nobel Prize For Presidential Resignation." Let him know there is a requirement for being awarded the medal.
👆👆👆👆 this pls
or give it to zelensky as an upstanding leader looking to keep his people safe.
Heck put Barack on a monthly plan… new Nobel ever month!
Simply the best! Fuck yeah
I’d would give it to Kamala Harris 😁
Heather will not forget your treachery!
Nobel Peace Prize? Trump has constructed an internment camp in the middle of a swamp to torture people whose only crime is being born into families with no money. Maybe an occasional Saturday night pizza at Buchenwald or Dachau would have qualified Hitler
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Oh yes 🙏 please
Lmao
You forgot the elbow pads
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Better idea: They should just do what they’re going to do anyway: Award it to somebody who actually deserves it, likely not an American. American exceptionalism is a dangerously powerful drug.
Hah! I love this!
If I had any power in the world - I would approve of a deep fake video of this ceremony. Including the middle of the night phone call to the Obama home - and a groggy President Obama being told he won the award **for deciding to run for a third term.**
Counteroffer - give Trump a Nobel, but change the rules so that it is automatically revoked if the recipient is involved in or supportive of unprovoked military activities against a sovereign nation. He'll finally shut up about Greenland, Mexico, Canada, and divvying up Ukraine.
Does he really think that bringing peace to Ukraine while, at the same time, encouraging the obliteration of Gaza will get him a peace prize?
Trump is the most destructive, divisive, immoral human being on the planet. He has torn our country apart even down to families. On what planet would that earn him a Nobel peace prize?
On Earth 2, of course, where he and his followers live.
It would be one thing if Trump were a genius whose plots were so intricately brilliant that they duped all the world's leaders into doing his evil bidding. But he's a demented dotard in a diaper of infinite ignorance who can't form a thought. And the mighty USA encouraged him to flourish.
Please don’t make this trend. It loses impact. You’re spot on though. Would love to see a second prize awarded to Barack Obama.
Love it ❤️
That’s great
Perfection 👩🍳💋
Seriously though, has anyone trolled 47 by nominating Newsom yet? It’s not going to be me, but…
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I want Newsom to put out an all-caps announcement that he’s in the running for one…😂😂😂
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Thank you for making me laugh, I need that!
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He would order an air strike on Norway
That would be AWESOME!!!!!!
We can only dream about this
Omg wouldn't that be awesome..... his head might explode. Lol
I'm not actually familiar with what Obama did to earn the first one other than be "not Bush" (though the burn was worth it). Might be hard to justify this time unless the burn is the point in which case, give him two.
OMG NO! He would probably nuke Norway!
Wouldn't that be redundant?
OR BIDEN
Or Biden 😅
By far the best post ever written!!
& well-deserved
It's weirdly impressive that he writes in such a way that you can actually impersonate him in text form. I can't think of anyone else with that distinctive an... illness.
Every single major Democrat social media account should start posting like this at least 5 or 10 times a day. I’d do it, but nobody reads my shit. 😂
Better yet, award one to Zelenskyy!
That would be great but Dear Cheater will lose his shit if anyone gets the prize but him.
Maybe he will stroke out from the shock…😈🤭
Perfect
Oh! SPOT. ON. 👏✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
Since I'm sure Zelenskyy will not get the red carpet treatment from Trump, American citizens should line the streets with red carpet for the real man and hero.
Do they give peace prizes to people actively fighting in a war? You then they would wait until after
I came here to say exactly that. Zelenskyy actually deserves one!
Better yet, give to Greta T.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee should just declare that they aren't going to be awarding any prizes as long as Donnie is still alive.
Hold it, doesn't Dementia Donny shit himself on the regular
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
Brilliant
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