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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

orbiting my what now

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aug 23, 2025, 11:18 am • 369 14

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El Guapo @mr-el-guapo.bsky.social

Orbiting, not "or biting"

aug 23, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kirk Murphy 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 ❌👑 @kirkmurphy.bsky.social

Dingle moon.

aug 23, 2025, 11:25 am • 2 0 • view
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anonymoustroll.bsky.social @anonymoustroll.bsky.social

Yo mama so fat...

aug 23, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
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nerm66 @nerm66.bsky.social

Cue Beavis and Butt-head giggling.

aug 23, 2025, 11:25 am • 3 0 • view
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scoutmoondiver.bsky.social @scoutmoondiver.bsky.social

aug 23, 2025, 11:30 am • 3 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

James Webb is a hella expensive proctologist tool.

aug 23, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social

The moon is called Haemorrhoides.

aug 23, 2025, 11:21 am • 7 0 • view
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Sanfter Wandel @sanfterwandel.bsky.social

Congrats, you are clearly the first to ever have made this joke...

aug 23, 2025, 12:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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How You Like Me Now?... @1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social

I ♥️ Uranus...

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aug 24, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social

Oh, so we're calling Colonoscopists "scientists" now?

aug 23, 2025, 11:24 am • 2 0 • view
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WSty @w-sty.bsky.social

What are you suppose to call then when they do "indepth" studies of Uranus

aug 23, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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AndyMac @andymac.amlm.us

12 year old humor is the best humor.

aug 23, 2025, 11:29 am • 4 0 • view
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Sandie Mae 🇨🇦 elbows up @descantmusic.bsky.social

*snort*

aug 23, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
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john.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social

That's what that itch is. 🍑👋🏻

aug 23, 2025, 1:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Abraxas @abrxs.bsky.social

Stop with the crack about Uranus.

aug 23, 2025, 12:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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SheehanUnchained @sheehanunchained.bsky.social

As if the world as it is wasn't enough to be concerned with now we have to be looking over our shoulder for this?

aug 23, 2025, 11:23 am • 2 0 • view
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JT Money @jtm0n3y.bsky.social

They just released a photo of it!

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aug 23, 2025, 11:19 am • 11 0 • view
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anonymoustroll.bsky.social @anonymoustroll.bsky.social

And what does the moon look like?

aug 23, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
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thorwaterwalker.bsky.social @thorwaterwalker.bsky.social

Almost spit out my coffee🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 23, 2025, 12:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dena Hoover @iguanawannabe.bsky.social

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aug 23, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gary Gifford @garygifford.bsky.social

"Moon" is a cute euphemism for hemorrhoid.

aug 23, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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TimQ @timq.bsky.social

That’s where the Klingons live

aug 23, 2025, 1:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Carl Barker @carltbarker.bsky.social

I'd get a doctor to look at that if I were you

aug 23, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
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diet🌊otaku @dietotaku.bsky.social

I knew I had a fat ass but come on

aug 23, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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laurilipponen.bsky.social @laurilipponen.bsky.social

Time to send in Starship Charmin to wipe out Klingons.

aug 23, 2025, 11:23 am • 6 0 • view
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WSty @w-sty.bsky.social

That's what happens when you dangle off the backside of the solar system. You have extra moons around Uranus.

aug 23, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donna @therealdonna.bsky.social

Geek fact: Ouranos is the Greek word for Heaven, and the source of the planet's name. It's pronounced "Oo-rah-noce."

aug 23, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve “Rhys” Williams @williams1066.bsky.social

It's the same planet you see when you look thru your legs!

aug 23, 2025, 11:34 am • 0 0 • view
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MOLLOY @sionxxii.bsky.social

this madhouse needs more slide-whistle.

aug 23, 2025, 11:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Frank Aronson @fsaronson.bsky.social

When I was a child, our family had a set of the World Book Encyclopedia. One day upon returning from school, I excitedly told my mother of a school assignment I had. "Mom," I blurted out, "I have to look up Uranus!" For the life of me, I had no idea why she couldn't stop laughing.

aug 23, 2025, 1:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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One Fluconazole Cuckoo's Nest @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social

Don't fall for it. Astronomers love to drive up in convertibles and say this line. Then when you act confused, they drop through, wave their butts at you, and speed off laughing like idiots.

aug 23, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kat @keepinitrealkat.bsky.social

😂

aug 23, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view