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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" (WRITTEN BY ME!) IS THE GREATEST POST EVER. DING-DONG BOBBY BRAINWORMS THINKS HE HAS MAGIC HEALING POWERS, JESSE WATTERS (LOSER!) IS MAD BECAUSE HE CAN'T DO A RACISM, AND SEAN HANNITY (PLANKHEAD!) IS SAD BECAUSE NEW YORK HATES HIM. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4lVkU0h

you could livestream Bobby Brainworms’ entire life and call it Every Fucking Second In Stupid, because when it comes to the dead-bear-cub-kidnapping goonatic currently Making Polio Great Again, the batshittery never, ever ends. but this week, researchers at the Centers for Dumbfuck Control were able to document the moment of Peak Brainworms Stupid, because — oh, joy! — he’s learned a new word. “I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today ... and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation — you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection.” oh, how awesome. Bobby Brainworms has mitochondria-ray vision — and while he’s hurrying through Terminal B, trying to catch his connecting flight to Cloud Cuckoo Land, he’s peering through the skulls of every passing child, magically diagnosing all the pernicious shit going on in there. and you thought kidnapping a dead bear cub and dumping it in Central Park was weird.
aug 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 506 89

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Jason Parton @jasongrvin.bsky.social

Thank you for bringing my attention to these issues.

aug 30, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social

I THANK ME FOR MY ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

EVERYONE THANKS YOU

aug 30, 2025, 6:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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phil-stone.bsky.social @phil-stone.bsky.social

🇺🇲🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲

aug 30, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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vinao9omg.bsky.social @vinao9omg.bsky.social

Metaxas, doesn't know what the facts is.

aug 30, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kaye Wadland @kayewad.bsky.social

Newsom has provided much inspiration and you've really got the hang of it Jeff 👏🏽

aug 30, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Becket @calpoppy.bsky.social

EVERYONE SAY THIS IS THE GREATEST POST EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lynn Spann Bowditch @bowreader.bsky.social

"Sir! Sir!" (And I have tears in my eyes.)

aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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mizsmartypantz.bsky.social @mizsmartypantz.bsky.social

He appointed a guy with no medical background to head the CDC

aug 30, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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@culinarious🌊💙🧠💄👩🏼‍🍳🎨🐕🌻🫖🗽🇺🇸🇫🇷 @culinarious.bsky.social

It is hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing all the way through. My God these people are stupid. 🤦‍♀️

aug 30, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anarchitek @anarchitek.bsky.social

👍👍 How do you put all the words in the right order, so well, Jeff? Great job! 🙃🙃

aug 30, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view