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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

THE CORPORATE "MEDIA" SEEMS UNCONCERNED THAT DING-DONG-DEMENTO DONALD TRUMP (IS HE ALIVE?) HAS BEEN HIDING FROM THEM FOR FIVE DAYS. WHY DOES THE COUCHFUCKER KEEP TELLING US HE'S READY TO TAKE OVER? NO ONE ASKED YOU, BRO. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXPLORES THIS IN HIS LATEST POST —> bit.ly/4lTj5kq

Donny’s been virtually missing in action for days. he’s been avoiding the press — he hasn’t spoken with them since his cabinet meeting last Tuesday. that’s really bizarre behavior from the attention hog who generally can’t go a single day without gibbering like a loon to a roomful of reporters. yesterday, he was photographed leaving the White House, on his way to his Virginia golf motel — but he didn’t stop to talk to the press. so what the fuck is going on? why is Donny in hiding? what is the White House not telling us? why does Couchfuck McGee feel the need to reassure everyone that he’s totally prepared to step into Donny’s demented shoes? above all, why is our media so unconcerned about this? these are the same people who would shit a brick if Joe Biden went two days without talking to them. Donny — who never shuts the fuck up — has now gone silent for five days, and not one reporter seems interested in what should be a major story. in fact, they all pretty much orgasmed on the spot over yesterday’s photo of Donny gingerly shuffling towards his waiting limo. they fell all the fuck over each other in a mad dash to assure everyone that Donny was still alive.
aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm • 734 149

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Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social

he dead

sep 1, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social

I refuse to watch any mainstream media news source. Every one of them, in my opinion are nothing more than conservative run propaganda machines.

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 9 1 • view
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social

Workshopping a eulogy in case I’m asked: “He left this world as he entered. Uninformed, intellectually incurious, constantly whining, solely focused on his own needs, with the attention span of a gnat, possessing no concept of personal responsibility, grabbing a woman by the titties.”

aug 31, 2025, 5:16 pm • 8 0 • view
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HPG @hpgundaker77.bsky.social

You might also add "wearing a diaper," and "with tiny hands."

aug 31, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Patrick Keliher @pakelihe.bsky.social

Thinking about it, you could probably add "smelling like excrement". 💩

aug 31, 2025, 5:33 pm • 8 0 • view
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Patrick Keliher @pakelihe.bsky.social

It was probably "trying to grab a woman" in his case. He strikes me as a bottle baby. It's still perfect, as written. 10/10.

aug 31, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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lphfl.bsky.social @lphfl.bsky.social

Speaking of corporate media, I think an investigative journalist (do they still exist?) should be researching Donald's so called assassination attempt. It was in the news for a couple of days and then forgot. How did his ear miraculously heal with no sign of any damage?

aug 31, 2025, 5:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Thesaurus Wrecks @thesauruswrecks.bsky.social

All of the media’s belly aching about Biden’s “decline” was nothing by bad faith bullshit.

aug 31, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 1 • view
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Bruce F. Singer @drawnandquartered.bsky.social

My cartoon for today.

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aug 31, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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thepowerdroid.bsky.social @thepowerdroid.bsky.social

Can we co-op "WWJD" to now mean "When Will Jerkbait Die?"?

aug 31, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kelly Mallard @oort-port.bsky.social

He is pouting because the courts condemned his use of tariffs.

aug 31, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Graham-Hart @johngraham-hart.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 10 0 • view
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Cynthia Verdell @ver68.bsky.social

Jd Vance should be tried for treason for trying to overthrow Greenland and being a Russian asset!

aug 31, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fuzzy Soft @fuzzysoft.bsky.social

Between Trump supporters, Republican legislative enablers and msm turning a blind eye to atrocities, I can only surmise we live in a country overrun with unbelievable assh*les.

aug 31, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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daddyofwolves.bsky.social @daddyofwolves.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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DontGivADam @dontgivadam.bsky.social

Presidential weekend at Bernie’s? I would be so sad. 😞 (not)

aug 31, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mortski @jmortj5.bsky.social

Tell me again about the Biden administration "hiding" President Biden's health. . .

aug 31, 2025, 5:26 pm • 4 1 • view
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ericjg.bsky.social @ericjg.bsky.social

The departure of Breznhev. westcountryvoices.co.uk/trump-trumped/

sep 1, 2025, 6:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Carola @carola786.bsky.social

Some are discussing this on the Ticky Tockies… many actually.

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeanette Harrison @jmgh.bsky.social

If not dead are they trying to spin a stroke?

aug 31, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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StandForDemocracy @brianwcooley.bsky.social

He's doing everything he can to stop Epstein Victims from going public in congress! Which every thing he is doing is underhanded and illegal taking all his time and efforts.

aug 31, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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3️⃣7️⃣®jeidesu™ @37san.bsky.social

Yeah I was wondering why that hasn't happened yet they were supposed to be some press conference with the victims right?

aug 31, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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emptying of a uterus is a medical issue @mindunscramble.bsky.social

Wednesday!

sep 1, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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3️⃣7️⃣®jeidesu™ @37san.bsky.social

NOTED 📝

sep 1, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bassgoddess @lynn4bass.bsky.social

Another question — why is Vance always on vacation?

aug 31, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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ashbyave.bsky.social @ashbyave.bsky.social

3 day weekend and trump not playing golf. Very unusual. Is trump alive?

aug 31, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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PN 🏳️‍🌈 @paynen.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Toni @tonim68.bsky.social

If Biden disappeared for 5 days, the red hats would be out with torches and pitchforks, salivating.

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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3️⃣7️⃣®jeidesu™ @37san.bsky.social

FACTS 💯.

aug 31, 2025, 5:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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rebeccaamccoy.bsky.social @rebeccaamccoy.bsky.social

Remember the health breakouts by media over Hilary and Biden? Now media is uninterested. It’s like they are stenographers waiting for someone to tell them what to say. It’s all so disgusting.

aug 31, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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charliebueno.bsky.social @charliebueno.bsky.social

Thank you Jeff for BRINGING IT!

aug 31, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just Jack @jackhealy.bsky.social

I hope it's a painful death. Do I feel guilty for this? Nope, not in the fucking least. The damage he has done to this country, to the people he is supposed to protect, to marginalized groups - it's incalculable. He has poisoned everything, and it will take a generation to fix. Fuck him!

aug 31, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view