here's today's post: "Illinois governor, hero. puppy assassin, zero." — a tale of two TV appearances. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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I’ve signed up to the daily post. I can’t recommend it highly enough. You have a fan here in Ireland, Jeff. Keep up the good work.
sep 1, 2025, 3:23 pm • 10 1 • view
Please tell your part of the world that we are very sorry about this despot being elected again.
sep 1, 2025, 3:25 pm • 8 1 • view
Side note on him coming here. He claimed he had to oversee a new building project here in Ireland. There was no project. An Bord Pleanála (The Irish Planning Board) must display all building projects here. They have no record of any trump project.
sep 1, 2025, 3:31 pm • 8 0 • view
You think he complies with building requirements?
sep 2, 2025, 2:13 am • 1 0 • view
Trust me lads, we know oh so well. When he flew here to avoid appearing in court for his grape trial one person showed up. An American… living here in Ireland…
sep 1, 2025, 3:27 pm • 3 0 • view
Sadly, America seems pretty slow on the uptake. Thanks for the solidarity.
sep 1, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
abc7chicago.com/post/chicago...
sep 2, 2025, 10:34 am • 0 0 • view
PritzPrez!
sep 1, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
I swear, the more I see Kristi Noem, the more unattractive she looks.
sep 1, 2025, 7:52 pm • 3 0 • view
You must be stoned!
sep 2, 2025, 10:36 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 10:12 pm • 5 1 • view
Kristi Noem is the picture in the dictionary when you look up several words & they include - BITCH, SKANK, SHITBAG, puppy murderer, BOTOX LIPS & fugly
sep 1, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Love this guy, Jeff. He has a huge heart and it radiates off him.
sep 2, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
But she is getting good use out of Pete’s hair and makeup room at the pentagon Thats we taxpayers funded !! Insane
sep 1, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
👍
sep 1, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
She’s had such a low bar to clear over the years that she never learned to jump…
sep 1, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Our DHS. bsky.app/profile/opsa... .. time to update the fourth panel with a paintbrush.
sep 1, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
is there any city that provides free daycare for poor families from infancy so that the parents can work? This would be a solution for crime if those children could be kindergarten ready. Then, offer vocational high school! Service Jobs will be the only jobs in this AI future of ours
sep 2, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
I wish people wouldn't call her "assassin", as that implies skill and/or capability
sep 2, 2025, 6:09 am • 0 0 • view
What a Nazi Qunt…
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
I particularly like that the National Guard is wearing camo and hi-vis vests. Now you see me.. Now you don't!
sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Thanks Jeff. Always appreciated.
sep 1, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
If trunt is so hell bent on stopping crime how 'bout he invade Texas, mississippi, or Louisiana. These gerrymander red states have the highest crime/murder/rape rates in the nation. Let's ask Raphael Cruz and Mike Johnson why they aren't demanding help for thier states?
sep 1, 2025, 9:58 pm • 5 0 • view
Because they're his cult followers
sep 1, 2025, 10:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Kristi is uneducated, she doesn't have the intelligence to even understand how unqualified she is for this gig. Any person who readily admits to looking at a 14 month old puppy in the eyes and shoots it in the face because it was full of joy and ruined her hunt isn't a leader she is a monster.
sep 1, 2025, 10:21 pm • 6 2 • view
Love my girl Kristi 🇺🇸. www.dhs.gov/medialibrary...
sep 2, 2025, 10:38 am • 0 0 • view
She was a South Dakota governor and US Representative and has. BA from SDak State University. No excuses for this… You’re right that she’s a monster.
sep 2, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
He’s here weaponizing our military against us and taking them away from their duties, while other Country Leaders are meeting and didn’t invite him! Wonder if he’s even thought of that? The educated people we used to have in important positions would have given him a heads up but they are all gone!
sep 1, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I want to comment on everything she “lies” like LA wouldn’t be standing-my son lives there and he tells me he hasn’t ever been crimed and is not grateful that T-Rump sent military personnel into his now home.
sep 2, 2025, 6:55 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Hey PUPPY ASSASSIN! HINT: Your HAIR EXTENSIONS are off balance with your PLASTIC MANUFACTURED FACE. STOP your CRUEL TREATMENT of everything that’s living on earth! You can think me later.
sep 1, 2025, 9:44 pm • 1 0 • view
I think she holds the world record for working in the words “President Trump” the most times in any interview.
sep 1, 2025, 3:26 pm • 4 0 • view
Thankfully i have a mute button, it works every time.
sep 1, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
HE’S NOT A HERO, if he wants WAR he’ll get WAR. He’s fighting against protecting Chicago & US citizens
sep 2, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 3:27 pm • 7 2 • view
You can tell it's not her gun look at where the hardware is placed. She's got stubby Trex arms
sep 1, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
The fella on her left is in imminent danger of being shot.
sep 1, 2025, 7:09 pm • 7 0 • view
Ya she's playing Gihoe
sep 1, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Shut her female dog face!!! Sick her monotone lying explanations
sep 1, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Great word list to test drumpf.
sep 1, 2025, 7:11 pm • 1 0 • view
I believe gov nearly split a gut over over that interview. She has the I love a pedophile bug. VOTE.
sep 2, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Jeff nails it everyday! An American treasure!!’
sep 2, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 7:14 pm • 3 0 • view
100% truth. And you gotta love how Noem throws Trump under the bus right off the bat: "Noem: “...but we will continue to go after the worst of the worst across the country like President Trump has told us to do." Already starting with the old "we were just following orders" bit. 😐
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 4 0 • view
Loved your post today as always. Millionaires are spending millions on Roku running ads every 15 min. on YouTube shows and other free channels in CA to vote no on prop. 50. Californians, Vote YES ON PROP 50! Fight back and defend democracy! Stop Trump‘s power grab! Repost & please pass it on.
sep 1, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
x.com/pamadkisson/...
sep 2, 2025, 10:45 am • 0 0 • view
You may suck at "short," but i read every word.....
sep 1, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 8:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Somebody tell her to wash that f****** possum. Carcass, she wears on her head. She hasn't washed that carcass in over six months, and from what I hear, her details are complaining about her smell also!!!!!
sep 2, 2025, 1:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone take this abomination of a human being and a complete bag of shit to the landfill to lie with the remains of the animals she has killed!!
sep 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
no word from Kristi Noem on the on-going crime wave of trump appointees shooting their dogs in a ditch.
sep 1, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Funny, but when I think about "worst of the worst," I picture Kristi Noem and her fake plastic face shooting her own dog. If there's any justice, one day (soon, I hope) she'll end up at bottom of a gravel pit.
sep 1, 2025, 3:34 pm • 24 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Kristi Noem used to be attractive. She had a ton of plastic work to make herself as sexpot-wannabe hideous on the outside as she has always been on the inside. And now she looks like a scraggly brunette version of every bleached, blimp-lipped cookie-cutter hag who hangs out at Mar-a-Lago.
sep 2, 2025, 2:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Trump loves silicone Barbies.
sep 2, 2025, 2:35 pm • 3 0 • view
I'd like to see her hang from a rope myself.
sep 1, 2025, 3:40 pm • 8 0 • view
How about a stint in Alligator Auschwitz?
sep 1, 2025, 4:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Unfortunately, they seem to be closing it down, but I believe Gitmo is still available. Or since Trump loves it so much, maybe the real Alcatraz, without renovations to the ruin it's become. Both great holding places for Trump toadies until they meet their fate.
sep 1, 2025, 4:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Of course Trump would like to re-open the real Alcatraz so there is that.
sep 1, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
The irony of all Trump's toadies rotting for a while in his beloved Alcatraz before they're stood against a wall or given the chair or hanged for enabling him is so delicious, I could eat it with a spoon.
sep 1, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd like everyone in Trump's cabinet and circle of enablers, including those in Congress and on SCOTUS, to receive whatever execution is appropriate for treason w/o lengthy investigations or trials, because that's what they've engaged in. We've seen them commit it. They deserve swift justice.
sep 1, 2025, 3:48 pm • 15 1 • view
I cannot wait to see the proceedings on TV.
sep 1, 2025, 4:20 pm • 7 1 • view
When we finally emerge from this dark fascist tunnel, ANY Democrat who talks about mercy, forgiveness, letting bygones be bygones, or turning pages to let the country heal will earn my full contempt and never get my vote. Trump threatens retribution? WE WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS FOR MAGA.
sep 1, 2025, 4:36 pm • 9 1 • view
Trump made your dream possible by pardoning the traitor trash and that dishonorable Cword who got shot for attacking the capital. Its legal now!!!!!
sep 1, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Our constitutional law deems a traitor executed. Therefore as a US citizen who believes in upholding our constitutional laws.. #tictoctraitors
sep 1, 2025, 3:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Trump made it legal and if your military you still get an honorable funeral
sep 1, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
The courts ruled his executive orders were illegal and he has to recend the executive orders. The potus does make the laws congress does.
sep 1, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
What about Ashley babit? She attacked the capital got killed by a police officer protecting the capital. Trump pardon her and others making it legal now
sep 2, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
Everything he does is illegal they found out the machines were altered he is not a legitimate potus he is a delusional dictator-wannabe. She is a traitor and was killed because she attacked the capital not defending it. Another J6 who is now in jail for life post pardon for targeting fbi during j6.
sep 2, 2025, 11:16 am • 2 0 • view
I like the way you think!
sep 1, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
100%.
sep 1, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
If they wanted to get rid of the “bad elements” have they gone through all the jails and prisons? But of course they’re going after the people who were “Coming here the right way, we have no problem with those” yeah showing up to immigrant court, ofc the criminals are going to be in a courthouse🙄
sep 1, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Everytime now i look at Noem i see her fake face falling away
sep 2, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
Like the nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
sep 2, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
What happened to the big mouth, Karoline Leavitt to Beaver? She’s been awfully quiet lately. Are her and JD in a closet somewhere, with a cushy couch?
sep 2, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
@mdk1701.bsky.social
sep 2, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
Kristi Noem is a creamsicle dumpster whore.
sep 2, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
Donald: “Kristi, Honeybuns, I want you to send ICE over to this Tiedrich guy and get him deported to Botswana.” Kristi N.: “I’ll get right on it Sir; we’ll just need some cause for doing so.” Donald: “ ‘cause he called me a SHITWEASEL!!”
sep 1, 2025, 5:29 pm • 4 0 • view
Everything Is Broken And Only Dead Leader Can Fix It™. There. Fixed it for you.
sep 1, 2025, 7:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Why are people so mean to the Secretary of Fellatio?
sep 1, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
We need to go with this sentence right here….. Noem: “but we will continue to go after the worst of the worst across the country like President Trump….. Okay go arrest Trump, & release the Epstein files then.
sep 1, 2025, 4:37 pm • 10 0 • view
Hey Jeff. Was poking around online and someone mentioned that the individual guardsmen in D.C. may get rotated out before hitting their 30 days active to get pay. I haven’t looked into this, but could be a “fun” thread to pull on. (Could all be mumbling, no doubt.)
sep 1, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view