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Raluca Terry-Enescu @ralucahippie.bsky.social

I think the alliteration is what makes it a good insult fundamentally - it feels satisfying to shout in frustration: "Quit your obnoxious yapping, you absolute wankwaffle". I'd assume it also implies self-important ego-stroking nonsense? "Get to the point, life's too short for this wankwaffle!"

aug 31, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0

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Richard K @rkemb.bsky.social

Can't explain what makes it a good insult if it isn't a good insult.

aug 31, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Raluca Terry-Enescu @ralucahippie.bsky.social

OK, I think I found a good example. Passing regulation that says "asylum seekers in abject poverty can't use their Home Office prepaid card to buy snowmobiles and timeshares" is what could be appropriately referred to as "wankwaffle".

aug 31, 2025, 3:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Raluca Terry-Enescu @ralucahippie.bsky.social

As in: entirely pointless performative bullshit of no real-world consequence apart from giving some assholes with hate boners a bit of petty satisfaction.

aug 31, 2025, 3:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Simon H @simonh77.bsky.social

It pales in comparison with the glorious cockwomble

aug 31, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view