In order to save the economy they need to come up with a new holiday. "Christmas 2". And we all have to buy useless crap for that one too. A whole nother month of shopping, and it has separate, but equally obnoxious music that will all have to be created.
Wake up, the police at here to arrest you for not filling your forced shopping quota. In the economy we serve
[deep in the Arctic, inside her ice-encrusted stasis tube, Mariah Carey's eyes open]
I will record “Christmas 2:Electric Boogaloo”, let me get on it
youtu.be/eygsGzLX07A?...
If this is true, fuck the economy.
We can call it Crossmas, to reflect the fact that everyone will be constantly very irritable. And something something religion or whatever.
Of course, get AI to do the music, just to be sure that all the profit goes to some tech billionaire and no artist ever gets paid.
Hush.
Somebody might hear you.
We have that in the Netherlands. We celebrate Sinterklaas separate from Christmas but you can give presents on both occasions.
Like Japan's "O-chūgen" and "O-seibo"?
they could do this on the 4th of july. every store has to play "born in the USA" all day on a loop. not the whole song, just that line, on repeat like a scratched vinyl record
They literally tried this when I lived in Texas. Every summer, a barrage of advertising for "Christmas in July" sales
youtu.be/u7GggoTqZJ8 Surprised they haven't already.
Don't forget a whole new menu of expensive out of season foods
Wouldn't people just buy less at Christmas? I know I would.
John Lithgow tried to push Christmas 2 in Santa Claus: The Movie but was defeated by the power of friendship and exploding candy canes. Such is the fate of holiday heretics.
No thanks I'm still recovering from last Festivus
Oh... Christmas in July, when it wasn't marketed, but now is.
This won’t work because nobody has money but people who don’t care. 😂😂
Isnt that yhe national day of giving bezos even more money, i.e., prime day?