I have never been more proud of a dumbass purchase in my life.
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All hail OminousDino
aug 24, 2025, 12:32 am • 9 0 • view
BRB must change entire identity that I've had for 17 years.
aug 24, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
If it brings you joy and is not hurting anyone, go for it.
aug 24, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
The vision will be realized this Halloween, and maybe every single weekend as I wander around Portland with my fuggin sign.
aug 23, 2025, 11:52 pm • 11 2 • view
I don't know which one of you needs this, but I know one of you does. 🦄💀
aug 24, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 1 • view
🫥
aug 24, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Why isn't this call a Fleshlight. COME TO ME WITH YOUR MARKETING NEEDS, WORLD.
aug 24, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
So in the age of facial recognition in a panopticon police state, this is totally the move, right?
aug 24, 2025, 5:11 pm • 4 1 • view
There have been some serious advancements in Disco Inferno Technology since my days as a fixture in nightclubs and I am SAD I missed out.
aug 24, 2025, 5:15 pm • 6 2 • view
Seriously, if we all show up to protests wearing shit like this, we're gonna win this thing.
aug 24, 2025, 5:19 pm • 4 2 • view
This strangely off-putting.
aug 24, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
New plan, guys! Let's all show up to protests as an ARMY OF THE DEAD, Latin style! One-two punch.
aug 24, 2025, 5:43 pm • 3 2 • view
Have you seen the masks that mess with facial recognition software. LOL I might get one of those for the next no kings day
aug 25, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
LFgooooooooooooooo
aug 25, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view
Wait I need that. That’s hilarious.
aug 24, 2025, 2:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Here you go!
aug 24, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ll try to find the link when I’m upright and full of coffee
aug 24, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view
I love this so much!!!!
aug 24, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
Money well spent
aug 24, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
I’m already looking for small chargers and better fans for it. 🤣
aug 24, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
That. Is. Awesome!!!
aug 24, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
I have fallen in love with a 43 dollar pile of toxic waste from China and I'm not sad about it.
aug 24, 2025, 12:12 am • 3 0 • view
Please tell me it glows in the dark.
aug 24, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
NO but as soon as I was faced with its majesty I immediately looked for a glow in the dark version. New Quest!
aug 24, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I want one.
aug 24, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view