Today is also #InternationalWhaleSharkDay – these beautiful creatures have constellation-like patterns which are as unique as fingerprints. They’re also the largest fish in the sea – reaching over 12 m in length – but they’re filter feeders so, like Earth, they’re mostly harmless.
You try telling plankton that they're harmless! "One came along and swallowed them all up. Dave, Cyril, Jenny, Louise, Cedric, Laura - all gone, just like that!"
I did say mostly 😆
Poor Dave, RIW (Rest In Whale) Who will play the bass in the band, now? ( #SorryNotSorry for that terrible joke which I just realised I could crowbar in)
Mussel in, surely?
If the band wants to go retro it could look to get a carpsichord player
So hard to keep those in tuna.
Particularly if you get a used one from from prawn-broker. What about a new look for the band, maybe puffer jackets?
I suppose they cod...
Although is that a bit rebellious? It could be one step away from them getting Love and Hake tattooed on their knuckles