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Shane @incompleteness.bsky.social

If you're feeling down and out, picture one of the bears you've sent me pictures of, maybe that one waving, or that one wriggling on it's back ... and just imagine it on a rampage attacking campers in a national park Like Cocaine Bear Europe has In search of lost time, America has Cocaine Bear

sep 1, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0

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DruidiaMac /|\ @druidiamac.bsky.social

Which wasn't even filmed here and wasn't even remotely close to the truth LOL of course, bears are dangerous and people would be stupid to walk up to pet them. Still, I fucking love their cute cuddly look

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sep 1, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shane @incompleteness.bsky.social

Was it in Tennessee? Cocaine Bear was based on a true story - I don't know if the bear went nuts and ate everybody, but it did, apparently, eat all of their coke

sep 2, 2025, 10:43 am • 1 0 • view
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DruidiaMac /|\ @druidiamac.bsky.social

The young black bear died in Georgia of an overdose. The cocaine caused a cerebral hemorrhage, respiratory failure, hyperthermia, renal failure, heart failure, and stroke before dying. One of the smugglers, Thornton, didn't open his chute in time and was found dead in Knoxville, Tenn.

sep 2, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view